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The creek rushes around me.

Fading into background noise,

then returning.

I wander alone through the

dried reservoir,

rocks and dirt rising up around me,

holding me in its cavernous embrace.

the deer prance sixty feet down.

I want to run after them,

frolic with them in the dirt.

“Do you think they’d run away,

if I approached?”

“….yeah.”

I look into their beady eyes

and wish I could say “I’m not one of the ones

who wants to hurt you.”

Instead I turn back to the rocks,

at our ropes and our gear and our helmets.

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Imagine all of the insufferable oscar bait quarantine movies that are gonna come out in a few years, about a husband and wife forced to stay home together, and slowly learn to actually love and appreciate their spouse.

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Anti anxiety.

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- robin hood

I actually think treason is a good crime but only when it doesn't help rich people and doesn't hurt real people

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— view on Instagram https://ift.tt/39UbApi

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I love drawing cute scenes.

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Capitalism at its best.  Some role models we should all consider.  I am a fan of Hagen Daz, but after reading this, I need to get me some Cherry Garcia!

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Do you know how hard it is to get people read a parody book when it’s called The Lightning Fart? Do you know how difficult it is to convince people that it’s a genuinely funny book? Do you know? Do you have the slightest idea? Does your brain even comprehend?

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So I was taught a lesson in how to get rid of a migraine in 30 seconds and omfg listen my migraines don’t go away ever but I was shown what part of my body to touch and like???????????????

It’s witchcraft????????? Like I would be burned at the stake if I lived in ye olde days knowing that information?????

What the fuck??????

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apparently at some point when my now-girlfriend and i were flirting with each other but not quite in a relationship, she asked me how i felt about pet names, to which i replied “well you have to call them something” 

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apparently at some point when my now-girlfriend and i were flirting with each other but not quite in a relationship, she asked me how i felt about pet names, to which i replied “well you have to call them something” 

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memeception

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when she says she doesn’t send nudes

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You: Connie's not in SUF yet because she would slap Steven out of his bullshit

Me: Connie's not in SUF yet because when when she gets an episode whatever's going on with her is going to finally shove Steven off the deep end.

Us:

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Send me a ship and I'll give you my (brutally) honest opinion on it

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full offense but cis people dont get to call us shemales and trannies and femboys and traps and “its”, and campaign to “drop the T” in LGBT and deprive trans people of resources and beat the shit out of us in bathrooms and make fun of us for having “baby faces” and strip us of our rights and murder us for being trans and joke about how we “identify as an apache attack helicopter”, only to turn around and call themselves “allies” when they police OUR identities, just because they call themselves “cis transmeds”! i cant!! im not fucking allowing it!!!

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Petition to get John Mulaney on Brooklyn Nine-Nine please