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do you like strawberry or strawberry ?

choose your answer [apple] or [apple]

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Sacabambaspis.

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I want you

like in your basement or carnally?

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It's been a year daddy, I really really miss you, mommy say's your safe now in a beautiful place called heaven 🥺🥺😭😭‼️‼️

what ever happened to "hi how are you?" 😔

tell mommy i was just furthering my education and i'll be back soon

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E-KITTEN!!2!1!1!!😠😠😠😠😠😠😠 WHY WOULD YOU LEAVE MEEEE!!!!🥺🥺🥺😔😔😔😡😡😡😡😡🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬!!! ME IS SO MADD GRRR *GROWLS*🤬🤬🤬🤬😡😡😡😠😠 I DONT LIKE YOU NO MORE!!!!🤬🤬🤬🤬 BE OBEDIENT TO ALPHA🥺🥺🥺🥺😔😔😔😔😔 (dawg forgive me for sending this I just had the urge to send it 💔💔)

HELLO????????

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i'm still working my way through the CONGRATULATIONS series. but i just finished the azul good routes and they were such a fun read. he's not one of my favorites, but it was so fun to let loose and be a chaos gremlin with our favorite scam artist. i think his good platonic routes are my favorites of the good endings. just me and my funny octopus mafia man ;D

YAY I'm glad you enjoyed the platonic ends!! i hoped to make them just as fun to read as the romantic ones so i'm glad they are!!

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if you're a bigot in my comments or inbox i'll kill you

like what is this???

(sent her to the dungeons (blocked) but still what the fuck)

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Anon hate is shitty and you shouldn’t do it of course but it’s also the funniest and least effective kind of hate

For starters the blogger can just delete and ignore it. And given tumblr’s penchant for eating asks I think would drive some hate senders a little insane if they keep checking back in wondering if their ask got eaten.

For second the anon ask format guarantees the blogger gets the last word in every time. Even if anon sends a follow up message they will never get the last word. And tumblr for better or for worse seems to run on this currency of “whoever expressed the last opinion in a post is the one we’re supporting”

For third, this publishes the hate directly to the blogger’s own followers, i.e. the people MOST likely to take the blogger’s side. Home court advantage by design.

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WIKIPEDIA MONSTER COMPILATION PAGES FOR PEOPLE

japanese creatures

greek creatures

creatures organised by type

creatures listed by letter

humanoid creatures

filipino creatures

chinese creatures

cryptids

‘fearsome critters’

angels

beings referred to as fairies

creatures that pretend to be human

a page on therianthropic creatures

shapeshifters

hybrid creatures

extraterrestrial creatures

deities

a page of mythology page links

a section of folklore page links

flying creatures

theological demons

fictional species lists

mythology related lists

legendary creature related lists

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WHUMPTOBER 2022 - DAY 10 - Poor Unfortunate Souls

When the person you hate the most because they have everything you ever wanted is just as miserable as you are.

-NO ROMANCE INCLUDED-  

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my buddy brings her angel girlfriend to the function, I spend the whole time refusing to look at or even acknowledge her existence, because I am a staunch atheist and dont believe in that nonsense. she starts to throw things at my head to get my attention and between volleys of marbles and kitchen utensils I grunt "swamp gas. aurora borealis. probably a weather balloon.youre seeing things"

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the problem with being someone who 1) lives in mountain lion range 2) enjoys night hiking is that there is a nonzero chance my last words will be "oh fugg a gougar"

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Bestie English - best friend Bestie Czech - beast, brute, monster

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"what's the worst thing you can do as an artist" is not "shade with black" or "not use references" or whatever the worst thing you can do as an artist is hate yourself. and that includes the person you used to be

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i love carpal tunnel

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Am I wet? Am I on my period? Did I pee my pants?- next on wtf is going on down there.