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read homestuck please

If this post gets 40k notes I'll read homestuck

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"THE DARKEST PIT OF HELL HAS OPENED FOR BUSINESS!"

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Ok so I'm just checking something and I need you guys to vote

I'll reblog this with a second poll cause tumblr doesn't let me put two of them on one post

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This is a friendly reminder that none disabled people often do benefit from the same accommodations disabled people benefit from.

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As the kingdom’s best archer, you were cursed so your arrows would never hit again. But you just started shooting other things—rocks, sticks, shoes—and somehow, it works even better. Folks call you "The Arrowless Archer."

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You got Transphobia, my friend. Right here in River City.

With a capital T, and that rhymes with P, and that stands for Pool

the level of delusion you must have to subject yourself to to believe that being assigned male at birth would give you a biological advantage in playing pool of all things…

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in loving memory of my favorite shirt

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A step ladder from real life

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HP Hatecraft, the opposite of HP Lovecraft.

HP Hatecraft, the world's least racist author who owns a cat with a normal name

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Farewell online privacy

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the emotion i just experienced is kind of indescribable

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does anyone wanna hold hands until we feel a little braver

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In the interest of... uh... coping i think, i've decided to cast the 2024 US Presidential election as muppets.

Candidates:

Swedish Chef as Joe Biden- One of the common criticisms (and memes) of Biden on from both sides of the aisle is his indiscernible mumbling, and the fact that he wasn't entirely coherent even when his words could be made out. The muppet whose dialogue is entirely gibberish thus makes sense.

Janice as Kamala Harris- One of like 2 notable female muppets (and i have plans for Miss Piggy), plus her large mouth seems appropriate given that Harris's laugh was the only thing Republicans could find to make fun of her for.

Miss Piggy as Donald Trump- Hear me out here. Similar build, iconic blonde hair, both present very macho. Piggy has also shown enjoyment playing both villains and royalty, Trump being a villain and trying to become a king. Finally, it would make some people very mad, and that sounds great.

Running Mates:

Dr. Bunsen Honeydew as Tim Walz- Idk, it vibes to me.

Sam Eagle as J.D. Vance- Given how patriotic, or rather nationalistic, the Republicans can be, Sam's "The American Way" schtick fits well. Sam isn't eccentric enough to be anyone else in this race.

Others:

Kermit the Frog as Elongated Muskrat- Mostly for the jokes about Musk being Trump's first man, or vice versa. Kermit also rarely gets to play a villain, and when he does its usually kinda lame, but i think he's got potential. Briefly considered Honeydew or Beaker, but they're both much to cute for Musk.

Barack Obama as Barack Obama- The one human character each muppet movie needs

Statler and Waldorf as the debate moderators- I want them to moderate a real debate. It would be so funny. The best possible version of all of those debate parodies. They could also be news pundits or something, but they need to do this.

Mr. Wilkins as The Assassin- putting this here might be in poor taste, but i feel like everything political has been in poor taste for years at this point, so screw it, its funny. Still not basing it on the actual individual, that seems a step to far.

That's all i got so far.

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Santa's naughty list is a paper containing all of the names of those he deems to be bad people, and you ask if he could catch Kira? I think he should be a prime suspect tbh.

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