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One more joke hate: You may claim to be a woman but biologically you are a featherless biped and thus a man.
Finally a good argument for why I'm actually a man
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having really fucked up kinks is actually just a really fun time btw
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me when i wanna talk about my special interests but i got the vampire autism where you gotta invite me to talk about smth first, otherwise i wont say shit or dont know what to say because i feel like im annoying
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Yeah yeah you wanna fuck that old man, but are you prepared for him to send you memes you've already seen? What about dad jokes? You ready to give backrubs every night because his old man back is hurting after fucking you senseless?
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''Doesn't know what it's like to receive love''
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just a concept I wanted to get down. always remember there are treatments for this stuff and you can change
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trans guy who finally figured out his name, about to come out in the funniest way to his friends: hey guys can i be frank with you all
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absolutely adore watching people get more horny on main as I do. like yesss bestie lets collectivize rubbing one out. like a spirit bomb but for faggotry
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🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹
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we dont even get 9/11 off of work. like i guess you were never THAT sad about it
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Tumblr: Only neurotypical people do X. Neurodivergent people never do X. It's literally never necessary to do X, and if you do, you are by definition acting out of malice.
Neurodivergent person whose neurodivergence primarily expresses itself as X:
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tumblr are you telling me something
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new reaction image
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occasional posts from users
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PEMDAS is a conspiracy according to far-right idiot and friend of Elon Musk.
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it really is friday night when you think about it
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