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the point of art is not to be great but to make it transparently obvious that there is something wrong with you
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Women want one thing and it's quite obvious, A large affordable interconnected North American Rail Network
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You’re a son of a bitch, you know that?
She bought her first new car and you hit her with a drunk driver. What, is that supposed to be funny?
“You can’t conceive, nor can I, the appalling strangeness of the mercy of God,“ says Graham Greene. I think I know who’s ass he was kissing there, ‘cause I think you’re just vindictive.
What was Josh Lyman, a warning shot? That was my son. What did I ever do to yours, but praise His glory and praise His name?
There’s a tropical storm that’s gaining speed and power. They say we haven’t had a storm this bad since you took out that Tender ship of mine in the North Atlantic last year, sixty-eight crew. You know what a Tender ship does? It fixes the other ships, and delivers the mail, that’s all it can do. Gratias, tibiago domine.
Yes, I lied. It was a sin. I’ve committed many sins. Have I displeased you, you feckless thug? 3.8 billion new jobs, that wasn’t good? Bailed out Mexico, increased foreign trade, 30 million new acres of land for conservation, put Mendoza on the bench, we’re not fighting a war, I’ve raised 3 children. That’s not enough to buy me out of the doghouse?
Haec credam a deo pio? A deo iusto, a deo scico?
Cruciatus in crucem. Tuus in terra servus, nuntius fui. Officium perfecti. Cruciatus in crucem. Eas in crucem.
You get Hoynes.
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Leftists on the internet nitpicking Jonathan Glazer’s words and downplaying what he said about the violence in Gaza meanwhile everyone to the right of liberals is having a full scale five alarm meltdown calling for Glazer’s head and saying he’s a self-hating Jew for daring to say what he said so maybe it’s time to get some perspective girls
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The GOP war on women keeps getting worse, more vengeful. Red States are a disgrace.
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amitheasshole is a popular subreddit because it plays on peoples desire to get in the middle of other peoples private arguments
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february was just like. i will endure and endure i guess
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30 ROCK (2006 - 2011) I 6.09 - Leap Day
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nothing more sobering than realizing you'd been assuming a cover of a song was the original...like oh phew if the wrong person found out about that i couldve been killed
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you're a feminist? name every woman
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Not giving up anything for Lent. I’m gonna do more things, actually.
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feels like a good time to bring this back
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In mine and many other east Asian cultures, the dragon traditionally symbolises things like power, wealth and strength (imperial symbol and all)
I think we often forget that in the story of the Great Race, the dragon came in fifth because it'd stopped to give people rain. Then it'd stopped again to push a rabbit adrift on a log across the wide river so it reached the shore safely (that's why the Rabbit year comes before the Dragon).
Dragons aren't meant to just be powerful - they are meant to do good with such power, and to help those in need.
So in this lunar new year, I hope you gain more power, so that you might be able to help others. I pray you have abundant resources so you may give to yourself and those around you. I wish you courage, endurance, kindness and generosity, for yourself and your people.
I hope you, and I, will be rain givers, life preservers, joy bringers.
I hope we will be dragons.
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I’ve decided everything will be okay
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