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a thorough inventory of the public spaces in which you are allowed to stand but people will start to get upset if you sit down
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So there's this person I cannot meet. I mean, they're in the same social circles as me. They're only 4-5 years younger than me. We have mutual friends. We've been invited to the same parties. But I refuse to meet them for one simple reason.
I fucked their parents when I was 21. I met them both at a sex club and hooked up with both their mom and dad, twice my age at the time. Now this means this person I've never met, I avoid. Because I figure if I meet them one of two things will happen.
1. I will tell them about fucking their parents. This seems uncouth to me. Like, why would they want to know that??
2. I DON'T tell them I fucked their parents. This seems disingenuous to me. Like, I'd be withholding information they should have before getting to know me.
So, I keep slight tabs on their online life and try to make sure never to be at the same place as them.
I've told a few people this who are completely unattached to the situation and mostly they tell me I should try and sleep with this person, but that sounds like it could be a huge big deal and I just don't want to have that much awkwardness in my life.
oh my god
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@ninja-bartender @demiun @rabbitfolly
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please read love bullet!
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sonofdysonsphere · 8 hours
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the real danger of spending too much time with friends is you stumble out of ten days of happiness and good food like oh my god THAT was real life. my job means NOTHING
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Frontpage of Reuters right now (26 Sep 2024)
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sonofdysonsphere · 8 hours
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I Love Gigi
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Posting this iconic piece of media that I just NEVER found online isolated except in an archived reddit thread
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"Squash. What it is and what it does."
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sonofdysonsphere · 14 hours
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Miss Hijiri
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sonofdysonsphere · 15 hours
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https://www.commondreams.org/news/maya-berry
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sonofdysonsphere · 15 hours
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The federal government is urging the Canadian Human Rights Tribunal to dismiss a leading First Nations child advocate's concerns about a large backlog of unprocessed Jordan's Principle requests. In Ottawa this week, a federal lawyer tried to refute allegations that Canada is mismanaging the program that ensures First Nations kids have timely access to essential health products and services. "This is not a government that is ignoring its obligation under these orders," said Justice Canada lawyer Dayna Anderson. "Canada has taken extraordinary steps at extraordinary costs to ensure that it's meeting its obligations to First Nations children."
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sonofdysonsphere · 15 hours
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Unmute to improve your quality of life.
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