sorcererest-sorcerer
My Brain Is Haunted By Me
He/him, androsexual, socialist, ADHD. The most sorcerer-est of sorcerers. I’m much sorcerer-er than you are.Salutations!
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I love how the search function on this site is absolute garbage. I can look up a post word for word and I will NEVER find it
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Greek Nathan's foot long Yogurt Hot Dogs
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NOOOOOOO
Why are you 90% of my dash?
Put the phone away
Look at my reblogs, boy. Look at them. Look at my. At my reblogs. Boy. Cast your gaze twords them. My reblogs. One billion year cheese curse upon you
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The Sorcerer busts out laughing.
@thedarksorcerer comes barreling into the shop.
WHAT THE HELL DID YOU DO TO MY BROTHER???
Uranos appears to be slowly disintegrating. His shadow jumps and shifts around wildly, and it appears darker than it should be.
“I do not know what you may be talking about. If you were to tell me why you believe I did that I would love to answer. Also while you think up what you’re going to say, may I have Jerry look over him and make sure whatever is happening doesn’t happen faster”
(There is not an inside unless I say so, it is a pop shop that works out of a cart)
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The Sorcerer pulls his brother into an embrace. Uranos is surprised and unsure of how to accept this, but lets it happen.
“Stop being an evil prick.”
They both laugh and turn to look at @merchant-wizard-and-jerry
@thedarksorcerer comes barreling into the shop.
WHAT THE HELL DID YOU DO TO MY BROTHER???
Uranos appears to be slowly disintegrating. His shadow jumps and shifts around wildly, and it appears darker than it should be.
“I do not know what you may be talking about. If you were to tell me why you believe I did that I would love to answer. Also while you think up what you’re going to say, may I have Jerry look over him and make sure whatever is happening doesn’t happen faster”
(There is not an inside unless I say so, it is a pop shop that works out of a cart)
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The Sorcerer seems to weigh his options, as though toying with the idea of letting his evil twin die, or perhaps making a point to show that he could.
“Very well, brother. I will take back my shadow.”
The flickering shadow cast by @thedarksorcerer suddenly freezes, pointing at the Sorcerer. Like a sheet, the Sorcerer peels it off the floor and it envelops him like a cloak before vanishing.
Slowly, like spilled ink flowing across a page, the Sorcerer’s shadow comes back into existence.
@thedarksorcerer comes barreling into the shop.
WHAT THE HELL DID YOU DO TO MY BROTHER???
Uranos appears to be slowly disintegrating. His shadow jumps and shifts around wildly, and it appears darker than it should be.
“I do not know what you may be talking about. If you were to tell me why you believe I did that I would love to answer. Also while you think up what you’re going to say, may I have Jerry look over him and make sure whatever is happening doesn’t happen faster”
(There is not an inside unless I say so, it is a pop shop that works out of a cart)
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“Brother? How did you get here?”
The Sorcerer notices @merchant-wizard-and-jerry
“Oh, I see. You have a chaperone.”
@thedarksorcerer comes barreling into the shop.
WHAT THE HELL DID YOU DO TO MY BROTHER???
Uranos appears to be slowly disintegrating. His shadow jumps and shifts around wildly, and it appears darker than it should be.
“I do not know what you may be talking about. If you were to tell me why you believe I did that I would love to answer. Also while you think up what you’re going to say, may I have Jerry look over him and make sure whatever is happening doesn’t happen faster”
(There is not an inside unless I say so, it is a pop shop that works out of a cart)
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“That’s… nice, Silly. However, my castle can teleport and is never in the same place for very long. That’s the issue with mapping it. It can be anywhere. Usually the Chateau Magique comes to you.”
@cavolfire-the-roasted
Greetings,
I am the Inflammable Sorcerer. There is a place within the fumes above your cauldron, the narrow space between log & flame, the swirling liquors of dangerous potions, the vapors from your manufactured goods, and the cracks from which tar seeps. Within this place is my home.
I never existed, but at the moment of my death I was born here.
@sorcererest-sorcerer blamelessly holds responsibility for my presence. Another of his selfs was my mortal enemy, and I committed terrible acts of mass death attempting to defeat him. I would have done the same here if I had existed the way I was supposed to, but I'm tired of strife.
Contact me for dry cleaning services.
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Yeah, they got to me too. It’s a shame my castle would be impossible to locate on a map. I would have loved to be featured on it.
@cavolfire-the-roasted
Greetings,
I am the Inflammable Sorcerer. There is a place within the fumes above your cauldron, the narrow space between log & flame, the swirling liquors of dangerous potions, the vapors from your manufactured goods, and the cracks from which tar seeps. Within this place is my home.
I never existed, but at the moment of my death I was born here.
@sorcererest-sorcerer blamelessly holds responsibility for my presence. Another of his selfs was my mortal enemy, and I committed terrible acts of mass death attempting to defeat him. I would have done the same here if I had existed the way I was supposed to, but I'm tired of strife.
Contact me for dry cleaning services.
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I said I was sorry
@cavolfire-the-roasted
Greetings,
I am the Inflammable Sorcerer. There is a place within the fumes above your cauldron, the narrow space between log & flame, the swirling liquors of dangerous potions, the vapors from your manufactured goods, and the cracks from which tar seeps. Within this place is my home.
I never existed, but at the moment of my death I was born here.
@sorcererest-sorcerer blamelessly holds responsibility for my presence. Another of his selfs was my mortal enemy, and I committed terrible acts of mass death attempting to defeat him. I would have done the same here if I had existed the way I was supposed to, but I'm tired of strife.
Contact me for dry cleaning services.
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To Whom It May Concern,
As part of my duties as Overseer of Wizard Island Island and its multi dimensional territories, I am responsible for taking Housing Census of all Willing and Sentient Folk who abide here.
All I ask is any Written/Illustrated/Psychically Transmitted Description of your current residence, as well as cultural or geographically notable Landmarks nearby. If you wish to include direction (ie. North, West, Southeast) I will attempt to include you on the Wizard Island Island Map as well.
PLEASE NOTE: Information you share MAY be included in records or documents considered public access. DO NOT INCLUDE SENSITIVE INFORMATION or ANY information if you have had issues with the GOBLIN MAFIA at any point in history.
I hope this Letter finds you well,
-@cavolfire-the-roasted Overseer of the Brassica Sect of Magic and Territories of Wizard Island Island
Greetings and Salutations,
I am the Sorcerer, Sorcererest of all Sorcerers. My residence is the Château Magique. It is a reconfigurable castle-like structure that was originally constructed as a frame for an extremely powerful Runic Matrix Chamber. It functions both as a lavish home and an arcane research laboratory. The rune chamber is one of many rooms in the castle, but it is the heart of the building. The castle can house up to 300 individuals, but currently the residents include myself, my young frost dragon Silvis, and my apprentice @rokacat
Question: How might one categorize a building that is both levitating and can teleport?
Thank you, and good fortune upon you.
S.
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“BEGONE SILLY CREATURE!”
A torrent of fries pushes you out of the Château Magique
(This is going to be linked as the card drawing post from now on)
(List of effects)
TP who TC Gains partial divinity
TP who TC can ask one question to the universe and gets a true answer
TP who TC is immune to all undead for 24 hours
TP who TC can ask one request of the Flock of seagulls
TP who TC gains absolute mastery of there most proficient skill
TP who TC gets there perfect ideal of a follower summoned, the follower is made of stained glass
All people who wants to attack TP who TC becomes completely peaceful
TP who TC has the vision permanently enhanced by 4x
TP who TC brain grows 10x as fast and smart for 1 hour
the next good effect drawn from TD is doubled
TP who TC has everything blue that there touching enchanted randomly.
TP who TC gains a skeleton key
TP who TC arms turned to metal
TP who TC is recognised as a minor noble in the nearest nobility system
all eyes in a 1 mile radius of TD glows gold for a year
TP who LC gets magic equal TP who C's magic capabilities for 1 spell
TP who NC has there card effect double
TP who TC can identify if it’s safe to drink any water they see
TP who TC gets 10 currency
TP who HC has control over a small company of knights
TP who TC gains scales for 1 hour
TP who TC begins to be observed by a god
TP who TC will have all cuts immediately scab over for the next month
(Automatic custom card)
TP who TC plays a game of 20 question, if you win, you get a clue finding spy glass. If you lose you lose an eye.
TP who TC next spell will go wild
all water in a 30 foot radius of TD turns into wine
TP who LC has its effect happen to TP who TC
TP who NC has TP who LC effect added to theres
TP who NC will gain the ability to know where you are at all time
TP who TC has all there hair light on fire, they are not armed nor is there hair
TP who TC experiences 1 years worth of advanced mutation that would be handy in this situation
all grass in a 3 yard radius of TD turns into a fungus based alternative
TP who TC will lose all their hair and have it regrow in a 24 hour period
TP who TC is swarmed by pollen
TD loses its magical effect for 10 minutes
TP who TC gets struck by lightning
TP who TC if they have a scarred over stump it grows cactus spines making it impossible to restore, if not you are immune to cactuses.
TP who TC loses their sense of smell for 10 min
in a 1 yard radius around TP who TC rain will clouds form and rain for 1 week
TP who TC becomes a telepathic potted plant for 1 hour. they're completely inanimate but still conscious anyone who touches them is given a random effect from these options #1. they too become a telepathic potted plant but without the secondary effect #2. they get healed a whole bunch (regenerating limbs n such. but no resurrection) #3. their clothes are replaced with grass and leaf equivalents that are not very covering.
TP who TC becomes a potted telepathic plant for a year
TP who LC attacks you
TP who TC loses all of wealth
TP who TC has there most prized possession trapped in this card for 1 year or until they tell someone a deep secret
all events that took place in the last hour reverts in a 20 yard radius of TD
TP who TC Dies
TP who NC will gain control of your body for 1 minute
(List of terms)
The person (TP)
The deck (TD)
Drew this card (TC)
Drew last card (LC)
Draws next card (NC)
Holds this card (HC)
(Rules)
You can ask pay for a card with 10 currency
When you pay you can specify our of character whether you want a random card or if you want me to make a new one for you
If I make a new one I’ll add it to the list
Also if the card calls for good or bad it is referring to thirds, the first 1/3 is good, the last 1/3 is bad and the middle in neutral, round down and give the neutral the extra cards.
If you pick random, roll for me and tell me what you get
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“Yeah that sucks. My idea is much better.”
(This is going to be linked as the card drawing post from now on)
(List of effects)
TP who TC Gains partial divinity
TP who TC can ask one question to the universe and gets a true answer
TP who TC is immune to all undead for 24 hours
TP who TC can ask one request of the Flock of seagulls
TP who TC gains absolute mastery of there most proficient skill
TP who TC gets there perfect ideal of a follower summoned, the follower is made of stained glass
All people who wants to attack TP who TC becomes completely peaceful
TP who TC has the vision permanently enhanced by 4x
TP who TC brain grows 10x as fast and smart for 1 hour
the next good effect drawn from TD is doubled
TP who TC has everything blue that there touching enchanted randomly.
TP who TC gains a skeleton key
TP who TC arms turned to metal
TP who TC is recognised as a minor noble in the nearest nobility system
all eyes in a 1 mile radius of TD glows gold for a year
TP who LC gets magic equal TP who C's magic capabilities for 1 spell
TP who NC has there card effect double
TP who TC can identify if it’s safe to drink any water they see
TP who TC gets 10 currency
TP who HC has control over a small company of knights
TP who TC gains scales for 1 hour
TP who TC begins to be observed by a god
TP who TC will have all cuts immediately scab over for the next month
(Automatic custom card)
TP who TC plays a game of 20 question, if you win, you get a clue finding spy glass. If you lose you lose an eye.
TP who TC next spell will go wild
all water in a 30 foot radius of TD turns into wine
TP who LC has its effect happen to TP who TC
TP who NC has TP who LC effect added to theres
TP who NC will gain the ability to know where you are at all time
TP who TC has all there hair light on fire, they are not armed nor is there hair
TP who TC experiences 1 years worth of advanced mutation that would be handy in this situation
all grass in a 3 yard radius of TD turns into a fungus based alternative
TP who TC will lose all their hair and have it regrow in a 24 hour period
TP who TC is swarmed by pollen
TD loses its magical effect for 10 minutes
TP who TC gets struck by lightning
TP who TC if they have a scarred over stump it grows cactus spines making it impossible to restore, if not you are immune to cactuses.
TP who TC loses their sense of smell for 10 min
in a 1 yard radius around TP who TC rain will clouds form and rain for 1 week
TP who TC becomes a telepathic potted plant for 1 hour. they're completely inanimate but still conscious anyone who touches them is given a random effect from these options #1. they too become a telepathic potted plant but without the secondary effect #2. they get healed a whole bunch (regenerating limbs n such. but no resurrection) #3. their clothes are replaced with grass and leaf equivalents that are not very covering.
TP who TC becomes a potted telepathic plant for a year
TP who LC attacks you
TP who TC loses all of wealth
TP who TC has there most prized possession trapped in this card for 1 year or until they tell someone a deep secret
all events that took place in the last hour reverts in a 20 yard radius of TD
TP who TC Dies
TP who NC will gain control of your body for 1 minute
(List of terms)
The person (TP)
The deck (TD)
Drew this card (TC)
Drew last card (LC)
Draws next card (NC)
Holds this card (HC)
(Rules)
You can ask pay for a card with 10 currency
When you pay you can specify our of character whether you want a random card or if you want me to make a new one for you
If I make a new one I’ll add it to the list
Also if the card calls for good or bad it is referring to thirds, the first 1/3 is good, the last 1/3 is bad and the middle in neutral, round down and give the neutral the extra cards.
If you pick random, roll for me and tell me what you get
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@the-silliest-sorcerer
@merchant-wizard-and-jerry
“I didn’t get to hear his idea…”
The card is gone. The Crown lays in the Sorcerer’s hand.
“I guess we’re going with mine.”
The Crown spins like a top until it is indistinguishable from a sphere. The stolen sorceries are freed from the crown, manifesting as a shower of colorful motes of light, each mote the potential to create a new sorcerer.
The sphere becomes a cube, and the cube flattens into a book cover.
“Go forth, and become the new sorcerers of the world. Grant them a choice in their power.”
The sorceries funnel into the cover, each one becoming a page until they are gone and the book is filled.
The inscription on the cover reads: “The Tome of All Known Sorceries.”
(This is going to be linked as the card drawing post from now on)
(List of effects)
TP who TC Gains partial divinity
TP who TC can ask one question to the universe and gets a true answer
TP who TC is immune to all undead for 24 hours
TP who TC can ask one request of the Flock of seagulls
TP who TC gains absolute mastery of there most proficient skill
TP who TC gets there perfect ideal of a follower summoned, the follower is made of stained glass
All people who wants to attack TP who TC becomes completely peaceful
TP who TC has the vision permanently enhanced by 4x
TP who TC brain grows 10x as fast and smart for 1 hour
the next good effect drawn from TD is doubled
TP who TC has everything blue that there touching enchanted randomly.
TP who TC gains a skeleton key
TP who TC arms turned to metal
TP who TC is recognised as a minor noble in the nearest nobility system
all eyes in a 1 mile radius of TD glows gold for a year
TP who LC gets magic equal TP who C's magic capabilities for 1 spell
TP who NC has there card effect double
TP who TC can identify if it’s safe to drink any water they see
TP who TC gets 10 currency
TP who HC has control over a small company of knights
TP who TC gains scales for 1 hour
TP who TC begins to be observed by a god
TP who TC will have all cuts immediately scab over for the next month
(Automatic custom card)
TP who TC plays a game of 20 question, if you win, you get a clue finding spy glass. If you lose you lose an eye.
TP who TC next spell will go wild
all water in a 30 foot radius of TD turns into wine
TP who LC has its effect happen to TP who TC
TP who NC has TP who LC effect added to theres
TP who NC will gain the ability to know where you are at all time
TP who TC has all there hair light on fire, they are not armed nor is there hair
TP who TC experiences 1 years worth of advanced mutation that would be handy in this situation
all grass in a 3 yard radius of TD turns into a fungus based alternative
TP who TC will lose all their hair and have it regrow in a 24 hour period
TP who TC is swarmed by pollen
TD loses its magical effect for 10 minutes
TP who TC gets struck by lightning
TP who TC if they have a scarred over stump it grows cactus spines making it impossible to restore, if not you are immune to cactuses.
TP who TC loses their sense of smell for 10 min
in a 1 yard radius around TP who TC rain will clouds form and rain for 1 week
TP who TC becomes a telepathic potted plant for 1 hour. they're completely inanimate but still conscious anyone who touches them is given a random effect from these options #1. they too become a telepathic potted plant but without the secondary effect #2. they get healed a whole bunch (regenerating limbs n such. but no resurrection) #3. their clothes are replaced with grass and leaf equivalents that are not very covering.
TP who TC becomes a potted telepathic plant for a year
TP who LC attacks you
TP who TC loses all of wealth
TP who TC has there most prized possession trapped in this card for 1 year or until they tell someone a deep secret
all events that took place in the last hour reverts in a 20 yard radius of TD
TP who TC Dies
TP who NC will gain control of your body for 1 minute
(List of terms)
The person (TP)
The deck (TD)
Drew this card (TC)
Drew last card (LC)
Draws next card (NC)
Holds this card (HC)
(Rules)
You can ask pay for a card with 10 currency
When you pay you can specify our of character whether you want a random card or if you want me to make a new one for you
If I make a new one I’ll add it to the list
Also if the card calls for good or bad it is referring to thirds, the first 1/3 is good, the last 1/3 is bad and the middle in neutral, round down and give the neutral the extra cards.
If you pick random, roll for me and tell me what you get
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