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people always talk about evil clones like oooh a dark mirror oohh what if you saw what a cruel person you were/are capable of becoming. and well yes but what if you were the evil clone. what if you looked in the mirror and what you saw was so bright it blinded you. what if you had to know exactly how good you could have been.

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So if LG1 was such a handful of a baby/child/young adult to care for, why do you think PB would have made LG2?

She made him for the same reason she did in the canon timeline tbh !! Once she kicked lg1 out (for not being safe around others. He wayyy way too often would physically hurt her candy people and they did not trust her when lg was around) he was lonely and licking his wounds from being ripped from the position of such high up royalty. Just to be demoted into an earl who was banished to live on the outskirts of the candy kingdom. The harsh pirate infested badlands. It was causing all kinds of anxiety and Severely Angry emotions that lead up to the events that take place in You Made Me and from then on my story goes pretty much the same as canon !! I just think bubblegum raising him is too much fun to contemplate all day. Love my silly baby lemon boy with the energy reserves of a sun and who can bite ur finger entirely off in one quick nip if he wanted and he Often succumbs to those invasive thoughts lmfaooo. Bubblegum is just So worn down.

I have so much content to this au built in my mind feel free to ask more questions i am LOVING tp explain it out but i feel like id be Way oversharing if i put it all in a perfect informational timeline lol

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Fat lemongrab is best lemongrab

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A lemon need not squeeze lemon!

I don’t know

poor other lemongrab

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the mountain楽しみ過ぎて辛い・・・(#^.^#)

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wow Lemongrab is fucking hardcore

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Please talk about PB raising baby LG!!!!

Ooohooo boy here we go get ready for my autism rant~ (sorry if you were wanting to read something wholesome bc this is NOT that :,) )

In my au version of events bubblegum scientifically engineered the seed of baby lemongrab instead of bringing him to life as an adult like she does in the show. She planted it, and it grew a tiny little lemon tree which in turn produced a baby lemongrab amongst the leaves. This was earlier on in her life and lemongrab was the most complex being she had created as of yet. He was built using the anatomy of an array of different creatures but most importantly he was spliced with Alot of humanoid dna. So he'd be made in her image. Unlike her squishy, innocent "chicken eyed" little candy folk who could barely think for themselves, he was complex, with alot of capacity to think, muscles and veins and cat-like eyes gave him alot of advantages over candy folk. She grew obsessed with the idea of raising a little heir. Early on she realized she had made a mistake somewhere in her genetic choices for him as he had an aggressive personality from a VERY early age. She couldn't quite figure out what was the matter with him and why he wouldnt just grow some compassion. He was a brat, extremely antisocial and had Very little patience for others even though HE needed alot of patience to work with. Bubblegum spent Countless hours doing thankless jobs for this snake from hell of a toddler she had created and she often just did not have the energy to take care of him full time AND run her kingdom on top of it. She let herself grow ever slightly more resentful towards him for being so needy and hyper-emotional. She began just trying to focus on GETTING RID of his autism rather than yknow. Trying to help him deal with it in a healthy way?! Which is why he was never able to grow out of his cold selfish mindset even in adulthood. He was always told he was just plain wrong, but he was too stubborn to bend to their methods of trying to correct him and just kept growing angrier and angrier. More determined to prove that he Wasn't in the wrong.

Bubblegum eventually realized what she had done wrong after she kicked him out into the desert castle she had built for him for when he became an adult. She was DONE with this huge manbaby in her house.. But she did feel intense regret for trying so hard to force him to be different. She could've gone about it alot better than she did, but the pressure the candy kingdom put on her to have a perfect little prince of a son broke her and in turn lemongrab broke down into the absolute Mess that he is in the canon timeline. He truly just wished his momma was better to him and had validated him as a teeny baby. But she fucked it up SO BAD that now he locks people in his dungeon and tortures them bc ouuuhhh aaaahhh

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High fiving a fellow fan of Fat Lemongrab :D

Yess high fives for fellow fat lemongrab fans :D !! Such a perfectly shaped asshole, he's for cherishing

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I like thinking about them as babies bc i am a biology nut and following him through his growth in my mind gives me humongous amounts of serotonin. I get to think about behavioral influences/the chemicals in his brain developing into what he becomes as an adult and all that nerdy shit... but also HIMS SO CUUTE. Chubby little baby lemon who is a MENACE. I love imagining princess bubblegum trying to take on raising that little monster. Its just so funny 2 me, she would have been SO freakishly distressed throughout his whole childhood trying to balance his bratty neediness and running her kingdom at the same time. My 2nd favorite past time other than thinking about lg1 fat lemongrab era...

All i ever do is draw the lgs as little babies right now its just what i'm in the mood for thinking about but im trying not to consentrate 1 type of art work on this acc im tryna spread the themes out a bit but jesus idk when ill stop drawing them as infants lol

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All i ever do is draw the lgs as little babies right now its just what i'm in the mood for thinking about but im trying not to consentrate 1 type of art work on this acc im tryna spread the themes out a bit but jesus idk when ill stop drawing them as infants lol

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Big asshole lemon boy!! 😤💖💖👊😖

Yummy yummy🍋🖐️

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Princess Bubblegum: Don't worry, all my creations are peaceful vegetarians!

Lemongrab: *bites someone*

Princess Bubblegum: Oh, except that one.

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Teething is a rough time for everyone ;w;

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Him and his grating ass voice (affectionate)