Starters? Starters, anyone?
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“You know, thinking up hypothetical scenarios isn’t as comforting as people think,” Darcy deadpanned. Imminent eyeroll was on the rise. A pet peeve rant was in the making, no doubt about it. “We have no way of comparing the two things because one of them isn’t real, so yeah, Jane. Things are still pretty bad if you can’t get that stupid thing to work. We’re still far and away up shit creek without a paddle, flesh-eating bacteria be damned.”
DR-FOSTER said: “ things could always be worse . at least you don’t have flesh - eating bacteria , right ?? ”
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❥ 𝐒𝐓𝐈𝐂𝐊𝐘 𝐒𝐈𝐓𝐔𝐀𝐓𝐈𝐎𝐍𝐒 [ 𝚂𝙴𝙽𝚃𝙴𝙽𝙲𝙴 𝚂𝚃𝙰𝚁𝚃𝙴𝚁𝚂 ] .
add context & change gendered language to your needs . happy roleplaying !!
“ great . just fucking great . ”
“ any ideas on how to get us out of this mess ?? ”
“ this is the last time i go anywhere with you . ”
“ haven’t you done enough already ?? ”
“ don’t worry , i have a plan . ”
“ well , that didn’t work . any plan c , genius ?? ”
“ you know , i genuinely don’t think this could get any worse . ”
“ how did you manage to do everything incorrectly ?? ”
“ this is wrong . all of this is wrong . ”
“ looks like we’re stuck here . ”
“ admit it ; you have no idea where you’re going , do you ?? ”
“ we’re completely lost . ”
“ of all the people in the world i could end up stuck with … ”
“ well . was this your idea of a fun vacation ?? ”
“ how is the tank almost empty ?? i thought you said you got gas before we left !! ”
“ there’s a gas station five miles / eight kilometers from here . we’re just gonna have to push the car there . ”
“ the good news is , i found someone who i think can help us . the bad news is , i don’t think they speak [ language ] . ”
“ thank god , it’s about time you showed up to help !! ”
“ could you run any fucking slower ?! ”
“ i can’t get any signal out here . ”
“ someone stole my fucking wallet . ”
“ we are below rock bottom right now . we’re , like , in hell . ”
“ are you really just going to leave me here ?? ”
“ okay , you being dramatic is not going to help us find a way to fix this . ”
“ are you bleeding ?? ”
“ i’ll try to find us somewhere to spend the night . ”
“ i don’t know what to do !! i’m not a doctor !! ”
“ of course this happens to me . i can’t even be surprised . ”
“ i can’t walk … you’re gonna have to carry me . ”
“ things could always be worse . at least you don’t have flesh - eating bacteria , right ?? ”
“ don’t panic , but i’m pretty sure we’re being followed . ”
“ maybe some music will help you calm down . ”
“ my glasses are broken … ”
“ i didn’t have enough rocks to write out ‘ help ’ so i just spelled out ‘ hell ’ . ”
“ maybe we can play a game to pass the time until someone notices we’re missing . ”
“ okay , i swear this is not what it looks like . ”
“ there’s a killer storm going on outside , so unless you want to disappear under mysterious circumstances , i suggest you get comfortable . ”
“ how long was i out ?? ”
“ well , at least i’m trapped here with you . ”
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“A papercut is nothing to scoff at, my good fellow.” Darcy rolled her finger towards the light between a tight grip of her uninjured digits. She squinted down at the gash behind the frame of her glasses. “Oh man, it’s gonna sting all day,” she hissed and looked away from the wound quickly. “Where did it even come from? I work on a keyboard. We’re going green. Not mean green, mind you, but...” Darcy rolled her eyes and waved away the rest of her pointless rant. “You know what I mean. How could something like this happen to such a good person?”
WNTERSLDER said: ❛ it doesn’t look bad , you’re gonna be fine. ❜
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“How do you know that? You don’t. We’re all just clumsy bags of dust floating around this rock, knocking into one another! They didn’t even say they were sorry, by the way, which not only adds insult to literal injury but it’s flat out rude.” Darcy tried turning her elbow around to get a better look at the bruise left by the door handle that got closed on her. “They didn’t even say they were sorry... I know this is New York, but give me a break. Am I crazy?” Hands splayed out in front of her to vent the frustration, she forgot about the bruise and winced when it knocked into the desk. “Ow.”
SPIDERGAL said: ❛ it doesn’t look bad , you’re gonna be fine. ❜
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EYEBROW DANCES UP ON FOREHEAD AS HE GLANCES OVER TO THE YOUNGER ONE. he understands the feeling. gets that sometimes nothing really has to be wrong for something to still be missing. captain looks down at his hands again. he doesn’t know her very well. not yet. but does it really matter ? does it matter when he knows that she isn’t feeling great ?
elbow comes to nudge her side softly. “ you could tell me what’s wrong. “ dirty blond offers, expression on his face soft and ensuring. if she wanted it at least …
@spacedoctor said: “ i might be okay but i’m not fine at all. “
Darcy swayed with the force of his nudge like one of those child toys that were made to swing back after being knocked around. At first she didn’t know how to respond to his invitation. It was literally what any fan of his would except from him: openness and compassion. Darcy stopped short of pinching herself to figure out if this all was actually happening in real life. “Wow, you really are so sweet, huh?”
After hearing her own voice, she realized it could be misinterpreted as condescending, so she quickly backpaddled. “I mean that, honestly. I appreciate it, I do, but you’re like the perfect dude man and talking to you about my problems would be like, I don’t know... What’s the word I’m looking for here, hmm... Sad? Ungrateful almost?”
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CONTINUATION W/ @smertzimy
She couldn’t begin to wrap her head around what it must be like for him, and she wasn’t about to look like an idiot trying. The best she could do was offer an compassionate ear and some of her own experience as little as it matched up to what he was going through. “I remember when I first started speaking with y’know ‘ a professional ’,” she did some big air quotes to cover up the vulnerability she felt talking about it. “It was probably the only time in my life I wanted the carpet to turn into quicksand and devour me to keep from talking about myself for an hour. How’s it going so far for you?” She shook her head sagely up and down when he said the last part. Darcy recognized the motto from her own time on the padded couch.
“You don’t have to spill your guts about it if you’re not ready, but these ears are here to listen if you ever feel the need. The need for...” Jazz hands! “psychological and spiritual cleansing by way of word vomit.”
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razorfst:
❛ you’re kidding me. ❜
Her words prompted an arched brow as he tossed a glance downwards at the smaller figure. The Romanian hadn’t see her there unless she only just walked up with his back to her. The blade was only recently pulled back into the metallic device. He wasn’t sure if she saw it but if she did, well, that would explain the reaction. But he wasn’t about to assume when he turned to face her. His expression didn’t change but he straightened his stance to reach his full height. “I do not kid. Why would I?” He replied, voice deep and accented as he tilted his head to the side. He wasn’t entirely sure what to make of this but there was one thing Razor Fist knew for certain, he wasn’t worried.
Memes | Accepting | @spacedoctor
It was times like this that made Darcy really miss the inside of a lab. Field work simply did not live up to the hype. She made a mental note to remind herself the next time she wanted to complain about sitting in her comfy computer chair for days on end staring into the soft glow of a computer screen that at least she wasn’t faced with the capable threat of people like him. She hadn’t clocked his nifty blade hand until he turned to face her, and the reveal of it only made Darcy more on edge.
Gulping against a dried throat, she wiped her eyes beneath her glasses as if she could wipe away the reality of the situation. “Um, respectfully, guy sir. It was more of a rhetorical question. Not to myself. I mean, I do talk to myself, but I find it more helpful to talk to the universe. It’s more reliable with answering back.” She waved her hands in an iffy motion. “Sometimes in ways one might regret later, but hey, can’t complain with results.” This man was an entire mountain. “It would be nice if you kid, just saying,” she mumbled.
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❛ we’re screwed. ❜ 𝐒𝐎𝐅𝐓 𝐀𝐍𝐆𝐒𝐓 𝐒𝐄𝐍𝐓𝐄𝐍𝐂𝐄 𝐒𝐓𝐀𝐑𝐓𝐄𝐑𝐒. || @spacedoctor
“No, okay? We are not screwed. This looks bad.” It looked awful, actually. But hell half the shit he’d been through was awful, right? He had survived being frozen for seventy years. They weren’t screwed. “It might even be bad. But, we can get through this. We just need to find a way. It’s all about coming up with a plan.”
He apparently had maybe ten minutes to come up with one which wasn’t idea if he wanted to be smart about it. The last time he’d needed a plan in a short amount of time, he’d just thrown himself out of a window. “We’re not screwed. I promise.”
Darcy wanted to believe him. She really, truly, whole-heartedly did, but the way he kept repeating it... her confidence was slipping. “Are you... are you trying to convince me or yourself, bud?” Hands threaded through her long, dark hair as she tried to control her breathing.
“If Captain Freakin’ America isn’t sure about this, how the heck are the rest of us supposed to handle it?!” She yelled up at the sky. “Great, I feel a little better now. Try screaming, it works.” Her wrists rolled in an encouraging motion as she prompted him with an almost delirious grin. “It’ll clear out all the nerves. Pinky swear! As we all know, pinky swears hold up far longer than a plain promise.”
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𝐖𝐡𝐚𝐭 𝐟𝐥𝐚𝐯𝐨𝐫 𝐢𝐬 𝐲𝐨𝐮𝐫 𝐬𝐨𝐮𝐥?
𝑳𝒂𝒗𝒆𝒏𝒅𝒆𝒓
oh moon child, restless sleeper, tell me what it's like to 𝒅𝒓𝒆𝒂𝒎? you float along the margins of reality, picking up the pieces of fallen memories to sculpt into your own realm. you are searching, but your tongue is quiet, quiet, quiet. open your mouth and sing my dear, silence only does you good for so long. and here you planted roots in the darkness, where not even the moon can reach your leaves. there is such a thing as being too practical, for you sail your ship on perpetually calm waters, and never have you spotted land. your mind has wings, uncage them! allow yourself to 𝒅𝒓𝒆𝒂𝒎, you are not too far gone. there is no such thing! trust in yourself dear.
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Tagging: Steal it
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✦ | 𝐅𝐢𝐧𝐝𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐍𝐞𝐦𝐨 * 𝐒𝐞𝐧𝐭𝐞𝐧𝐜𝐞 𝐒𝐭𝐚𝐫𝐭𝐞𝐫𝐬
❛ so you like it , don’t you ? ❜
❛ don’t tell me to be calm ! ❜
❛ it was a good thing i was here. if i hadn’t showed up , i don’t know … ❜
❛ you think you can do these things but you just can’t ! ❜
❛ you got a problem , buddy ? ❜
❛ if this is some kind of practical joke , it’s not funny. ❜
❛ something’s wrong with you. ❜
❛ come on , let’s get this over with. ❜
❛ i’m glad i got that off my chest. ❜
❛ there’s nothing to worry about. ❜
❛ what did i miss ? ❜
❛ just think about what you need to do. ❜
❛ when life gets you down , you know what you gotta do ? ❜
❛ just keep swimming. ❜
❛ are … are you my conscience ? ❜
❛ i’m feeling … happy. which is a big deal for me. ❜
❛ i’m gonna be your best friend. ❜
❛ i usually forget things , but i remembered it this time ! ❜
❛ why should this be any different ? ❜
❛ i think it’s best if i just carry on from here by myself. ❜
❛ i mean , it’s just that i don’t want you … with me. ❜
❛ i don’t wanna hurt your feelings. ❜
❛ it’s because i like you i don’t wanna be with you. ❜
❛ you wouldn’t know how to get there , would you ? ❜
❛ i’m really , really done talking about this. ❜
❛ i shall call him squishy and he shall be mine and he shall be my squishy. ❜
❛ it doesn’t look bad , you’re gonna be fine. ❜
❛ so , we’re cheating death now. ❜
❛ careful i don’t make you cry when i win ! ❜
❛ well , you’re lucky to have someone out there who’s lookin’ for you. ❜
❛ it’s okay , i know who you’re talking about. ❜
❛ you’ve got your whole life ahead of you ! ❜
❛ you know , you’re really cute. ❜
❛ i’m thinking of something dark and mysterious. ❜
❛ look , i don’t wanna play the gender card right now. ❜
❛ well then , how are we gonna do that unless we give it a shot and hope for the best ? ❜
❛ no , you’re insane ! ❜
❛ that’s a funny thing to promise. ❜
❛ how do you know something bad isn’t gonna happen ? ❜
❛ my nerves can’t take much more of this. ❜
❛ i look at you and … i’m home. ❜
❛ i am not gonna lose you again ! ❜
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logan (2017)
change pronouns / descriptors as you see fit.
motherfu–
that’s history, pal.
back to work, old man.
shouldn’t we lock the doors?
i’m in trouble. you’re the only one who can help.
i need a hero.
what the hell happening to you? what are you hiding from?
who the fuck are you?
this is not enough, you know. it won’t last through the week.
what are you fucking doing to me?!
fuck off, [name].
what a disappointment you are.
i’m not in the mood for bedtime stories.
no one should have to live this way!
i don’t want to fight but we need to talk about these things.
i couldn’t breathe.
you aren’t sleeping.
that was my favorite mug.
i like those. they make you look younger.
please tell me you didn’t rob a bank.
you need to turn around, asshole.
i asked you first.
i don’t like guns.
don’t be afraid, child.
thatta girl.
stay where you are. you want to see your friends again, right?
they thought we were too poor and stupid to understand.
i have to pee.
yo, girlie. you gotta pay for that.
where’s your mommy and daddy?
a soldier who cannot be controlled is not a good soldier.
if you are watching this, that means i am dead.
this film is a classic.
there’s no living with a killing. there’s no going back. right or wrong, it’s a brand. a brand that sticks.
you want a refill?
knock it off. i said knock it off!
be like the rest of the world and blame someone else for your boring shit.
what’s your name, honey?
can we at least give you a decent meal, show our appreciation?
slow down, child.
the lord will provide.
i could drop out of school.
let’s not go that far.
this is easily the best meatloaf i’ve ever had.
we have a perfectly fine guest bedroom upstairs.
you have homework.
this is what life looks like. a house, people who love each other. a safe place. take a moment and feel it.
i’m not too good at math.
hard thing, fatherhood. never ends.
you can’t just take shit, you know.
shut the fuck up!
connect the fucking dots, dear.
you’re mighty brave, boy.
you are dying.
it’s helping you heal, man.
do you have nightmares?
i’ve hurt people, too. they were bad people.
you’re gonna have to learn how to deal with that.
kid, i don’t know what i’m doing.
we’re leaving tomorrow at dawn.
hey. i asked you a question. what are you pissed about?
such a nice man.
i never asked for this.
bad shit happens to people i care about.
go to your friends.
it’s showtime, boy!
get up, boy!
don’t be what they made you.
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“Wrong doing?! Are you referring to little ol’ me? I’m scandalized, absolutely scandalized. I am as innocent as the day I graced the delivery room, I’ll have you know!” Was it hot in here? Underneath her collar for instance. Darcy twitched and fidgeted to keep her hands from pulling at the suddenly tight fabric which took it upon itself to strangle her any moment now. The scientist cleared her throat, eyes fluttering as if the motion would retract her denials without having to say anything herself. “If I were, on the rare occasion, to be slightly,” she held up measured fingers. “slightly incorrect about something... I would probably fix the issue. In expert fashion, of course.” She offered up a belated shrug to cover the mild sweat.
RGERZ said: How often do your admit you were wrong?
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*: ・゚✧ 90 loaded questions / interview the muse.
found on this website, so credit goes to them.
What’s your favorite strategy for avoiding tough situations?
How often do you do things just for the attention?
Would you prefer to be manipulated or to be the manipulator?
What is something someone always tells you to do more of?
What is something someone always tells you to do less of?
Who do you look to blame when things go wrong?
What is the one thing people assume about you that you wish was true?
What is the one thing people assume about you that you wish wasn’t true?
When was the last time you lied to protect your image?
How often do you put on a happy face when you’re really not feeling it?
When do you think you began putting your guard up so much?
Who made you feel most anxious when you were a kid?
How do you speak about others when they’re not around?
What aspect of your life are you most delusional about?
How often do your admit you were wrong?
Which one of your biggest flaws do you like to rationalize the most?
Is it your fear of commitment or your fear of intimacy that makes you shut down more?
At what stage of a relationship are you most likely to withdraw emotionally?
What is the one compliment you always get that you’re too embarrassed to accept, so you deflect it?
What would someone say is your worst habit?
What is the one insecurity you are pretty sure has some basis in reality?
When was the last time you felt really insecure about the parts of yourself you pretend don’t exist?
What is the most interesting white lie you’ve told?
Do you ever feel like an imposter?
Do your friends know how competitive you are?
What’s the hardest thing about being rejected?
How do you deal when you know you’re being irrationally jealous?
How do you deal when you know someone’s not willing to give you what you want?
Are you ever afraid of people knowing who you really are?
If you went to a therapist today, what would they say is holding you back the most?
When was the last time you lowered your standards just to get someone else’s approval?
Is your need for revenge greater than your need for peace?
Have you stopped trying to control things yet?
Which parts of yourself do you still seek validation for?
How do you cope with being unfairly ignored?
Do you like punishing yourself for things that are out of your control?
What does someone say is your biggest problem when communicating?
Are you okay with not knowing what happens next?
Will you ever feel okay with being imperfect?
Does sabotaging yourself give you an odd sense of comfort?
How do you feel about being disliked by some people?
What’s the strangest thing you’ve done just to avoid failure?
What is the biggest risk you’ve taken just to prove yourself?
What’s the boldest thing you do every day, just to feel like you’re still in control?
What accusation would you defend yourself most fiercely against, even though you know it’s true?
What’s the most toxic thing about yourself you actually kind of secretly like?
How much do you enjoy being in control?
When do you give yourself permission to lose control?
What guilty pleasure are you currently justifying to yourself?
What is the most passive-aggressive way you’ve dealt with your rage?
What is the pettiest and most immature way you’ve avoided losing face?
What’s the worst habit you have that rewards you the most?
How do you get your needs met when you’re alone?
What is the most ridiculous thing you’ve done to please people?
What is the most ridiculous way you’ve rebelled?
What’s your favorite way to channel your aggression?
How do you cope with being betrayed?
Are you okay with disliking someone?
What is your favorite form of self-destruction?
What’s the one thing you struggle most to manifest in your life?
What’s the one thing that you manifest so easily, people are jealous of it?
What’s the most irrational reason you’ve ever had for disliking someone?
What is one fear that you’d be ashamed of your friends knowing about?
Which one of your deepest secrets do you think is the least common?
How do people normally find out you hate them?
What is your go-to strategy to deflect criticism, even constructive criticism?
What is one thing people always get wrong about you?
What emotion motivates you the most when you’re down?
What emotion makes you want to give up?
Are people shocked when you stand up for yourself?
How often do you say yes to the things you really want to say yes to?
How often do you say no to the things that make your skin crawl?
How far are you willing to go to maintain a relationship, even an unhealthy one?
What is the worst way someone’s ever abandoned you?
What is the worst way you’ve ever abandoned yourself?
How do you entertain yourself when you’re not around people?
Are you happier alone because you enjoy being alone or because you prefer it to being surrounded by horrible people?
What habit do you know you could quit but don’t want to?
What is your favorite strategy for avoiding difficult people?
What is your favorite strategy for avoiding conflict?
What is the weirdest thing that gets you angry?
What is the weirdest thing that makes you sad?
How often do you take responsibility for other people’s crappy behavior?
When are you most likely to shut people out?
Which insecurity would shock people if they knew about it?
What do you find yourself justifying to people, even when no justification is needed?
When was the last time you tried to please someone who made you angry?
What do people often tell you need to focus more on?
What do people often tell you need to focus less on?
What is the one thing that could make you happy, but you refuse to do it because you’re afraid of what others would think?
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"...and as we rise from the organic and sink back ignominiously into the organic, it is a glory and a privilege to love what Death doesn't touch."
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