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Inflation is so fucking bad we're fantasizing about stalkers leaving groceries

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snug as a bug in a rug

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There's a place just down the street where they chop off angel's wings and fry them in oil. You should try some. Oh, the angels? Yeah they're regular people now. Simultaneously their freedom of flight is ripped away from them violently and yet at the same time they are granted freedom from the yoke of divine subservience so it's bitter sweet for them or some gay shit like that. Anyways the wings are really good.

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can i make you a playlist with 8 thousand songs

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Hello. Favorite sturgeon and why?

Hello. My favorite sturgeon is A. stellatus, the starry sturgeon. They put stars in my eyes!

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>be me

>be having sex for the first time in two years.

>with a guy ive spent three years wanting to have sex with. first time together.

>spotify is on shuffle with a long queue

>just settled in to a new position. am about to get my dick sucked. things going great

>queue runs out because gay sex is longer than a long spotify queue

>spotify shuffles her options and out of over Four Thousand Songs offers up the most HONKY TONK BANJO MUSIC KNOWN TO MAN

>i mean honky tonk. I mean so honky tonk it loops around and becomes tonky honk.

>ruins my day.

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the boy with all the hair

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cleaned up an old dream goji sketch

original

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Belphie looks so big! nearly 6 pounds now, so don't mess with him

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Belphie is so small. for sure, he's smaller than a molecule.

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trash birds being quite silly

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Do you think they realize how much cooler that makes it sound?

Like. I'm not even an apotheosis type of guy. But you do know that makes it sound so much cooler right?

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meow meow

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little guy is FULL of fluid!

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