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✨local man has a normal shift at autohaven 🙂↕️✨
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The Unknown eats a sandwich
That’s it
That’s the story
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ive noticed the pride flags on the hooks in dead by daylight and i think theyre so funny. like wow i just got hooked by demisexual lesbian michael myers. transgender freddy krueger just stabbed me. fml.
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Red Avadavat aka Red Munia aka Strawberry Finch (Amandava amandava), male, family Estrildidae, order Passeriformes, India
photograph by Ashok Someshwar
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the average buckaroos journey into the tingleverse in SIX PARTS
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Goldfield’s Bull Frog (Neobatrachus wilsmorei), family Limnodynastidae, Western Australia
photograph by Andrea Ruggeri
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showing up to work at costco wearing a t shirt that says KILL THE ENEMY and stone faced telling the manager that if our foes try anything tonight I will break them
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I love your art style! In your Rebel Padme AU, how do the twins deal with the whole ‘worst divorce of the Galaxy’ dynamics of Padme and Vader? How are theirs interactions with theirs super divorced parents? Do they pick up a side or just try to stop everything from burning? I’d love to see Luke and Leia of this AU in your art style!
see i want to have seriousness/angst but I also want to have the sheer comedic potential, so i think as early teens it's like "mom how could you lie to us abt our father being an evil fascist sith all these years?!?!?!" and then by like age 17 it's like
(tip jar! // comms status)
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Ok, we know who has the biggest dick. Now who has the deepest pussy?
Malcador. The Emperor referred to it as his “backup webway project”. The Custodians did not care for this
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A commission of Mortarion resting on Barbarus for @justfreakynothingelse. Thank you!
I loved working on this piece, colors were especially fun to figure out!
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