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Chris Evans: extreme fanboy.

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Subrubber.

If I adopt my son, is he my son or my brother?

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If I adopt my son, is he my son or my brother?

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Wow so you're sixteen and sell items on an age restricted site? Also have brass knuckles which are illegal? Thanks for mass buying the cheapest self defense items and throwing in a 5 cent among us charm to promote them to children. when they do actually face any kind of danger they can see how useless their pretty precious cat keychain is. But hey at least you made a sale right?

It is to my extensive knowledge that brass knuckles, alongside everything I sell on my site, are completely legal in my state. I put the age restrictions on my website because some of the items are age-restricted in certain states. I post many warnings on my website that buyers are responsible for their own state laws. 

My items are made with some of the strongest metals I could find, and of course, I buy them in mass, that’s how manufacturing works. 

Of all sexual assault victims under eighteen, two out of three are from the ages of 12-17. Of all victims under eighteen, thirty-four percent are below 12. So, yes, we add a cute keychain for children, because they are victims too. Every 73 seconds, an American is sexually assaulted. And every 9 minutes, that victim is a child.

And if it helps, I’ve only made one sale.

Considering that you’re so offended by these keychains, shows that you’re probably the reason women would need these.

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I figured this was the best place to do this. I'm sixteen and starting a business selling self-defense keychains and alike tools. It's called Pretty and Precious Self Defense. I've had a really difficult time promoting and trying to get buys and followers.

Even if you can't buy anything, it would really mean a lot if you could share the link to my store, or follow me on TikTok: username - pretty.and.precious

Also, if you have any advice on how to promote more on a small budget, I'm completely open to suggestions.

Pretty and Precious Self Defense

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That is me. I am car alarm. Car alarm is I.

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The Rock

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We’re all Ron on the inside.

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