Both the basement and attic are equally scary, despite being at opposite ends of a house.
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0 isn’t a number , It is a portal that all the numbers that pass through it became negative or positive
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Walking down the stairs is falling with extra steps.
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i’m crying, it’s so accurate
Thanksgiving conversations are always so awkward.
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Just called my new boss by the wrong name in a meeting in front of everyone
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We don’t know, nor will we ever know what a T-rex sounded like, yet we instantly recognize a T-rex roar when we hear it.
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I’m not crying. You are.
bros who game together gay together (please don’t steal/repost thanks! likes n reblogs r appreciated)
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If this ain’t me
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Nice, lovely, bi
The accuracy
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My heart
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God: *creates Isak*
God: I'd like to see anybody top that!
Even: I'll top that
God:
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They look like lovesick puppies in high school, I'm crying again
Settle down with me and I’ll be your safety. kiss me like you wanna be loved. This feels like falling in love. we are falling in love.
“i’m just thinking of our future”
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There are worse things in the world than a boy who likes to kiss other boys.
- Aristotles and Dante Discover The Secrets of The Universe
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as a fangirl of multiple fandoms, i can confirm
how to stop your OTP from ruining your life
lmao you can’t
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I wear earrings and I’m not gay, but still reblogging because they’re cute as hell
reblog if you don’t wear earrings and you’re gay
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