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Fwiw the comic in question is in fact, made by a gay man

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tää tuntu taas tänään jotenki ajankohtaselta tai emt mites teist 🙃

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"Look Tommy, I put my pronouns AND a rainbow flag on my bio!"

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911 is doing something very, very clever with the Miami Vice / Crockett and Tubbs reference and Buck and Eddie. Go with me here...

There's the inherent queerness of the ride-or-die duo, battlefield boyfriends and all.

There's the aesthetic queerness of Miami in the 80s. Just gay as hell.

But there's something especially queer about Sonny Crockett (Don Johnson, white guy, on the right).

Crockett, specifically, was heavily queer/bi-coded in the text. In a way that's hard to read as anything other than intentional.

Buck: I'm Crockett, he's Tubbs...

Eddie: ...I'm Crockett

Here's the thing: Buck is correct. It's Buck who's dressed as the queer-coded character.

Crockett and Tubbs each had distinct styles, and Buck is 100% dressed as Crockett (linen jacket, unbuttoned, big shoulders, t-shirt underneath). And Eddie as Tubbs (full suit, buttoned, button-up underneath).

But Eddie says, no I'm Crockett [the queer-coded character]. Despite having dressed himself* like the "straight" character.

So, Eddie presents as "straight," but in a wildly hungover state? After god knows what went down with Buck the night before? Says that he isn't.

See what they did there?

The people who make this show are batshit crazy, I love them so much.

*100% guaranteed that Eddie chose their outfits.

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I went to the library to borrow some DVDs we're planning to watch, but when I handed the librarian my card, it took me a solid 15 seconds to register that I handed her my fucking weed card.

Me, fumbling to swap it out: "OH MY GOD, I AM SO SORRY, I was on total autopilot!!"

The librarian: "It's all good, I just assumed it was a flex."

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The fourteenth Doctor meeting the silver fox Simm!Master would be nice... but what if he meets the younger version, with the memories of "You could be beautiful" and "I wonder what I'd be without you" still fresh?

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Knock Knock writer Mike Bartlett stated in Doctor Who Magazine that Bill’s flatmate Harry was intended to be the grandson of Harry Sullivan, companion of the Fourth Doctor

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if someone sees me with clean hair, wearing a sundress, in golden hour lighting and they DON'T fall in love with me??? then there's no hope i just have to move on it's never going to get better than that

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One of the funniest things about enemies-to-lovers ships is how they’re almost always obsessed with each other. Like if a character actively chooses to interact with another character over and over again instead of simply ignoring them? Throw darts at it all you want, but you still printed out a picture of them to hang on your wall

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She brought you something special when she came here, didn't she? That's what you hold onto. That's how you keep her alive. JOSH HUTCHERSON AND ANNASOPHIA ROBB AS JESS AARONS AND LESLIE BRUKE BRIDGE TO TERABITHIA (2007) Dir. Gábor Csupó

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Tolkien is having his first ever egg. It’s. Not going well.

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Reblog for sample size etc etc

* How to calculate the number of fics in your history:

1. Go to your history tab on your ao3 dashboard and scroll all the way down to the bottom.

2. See how many pages of history you have, and whatever the second to last page number is, multiply that number by 20 (because there are 20 fics per page).

3. Go to the very last page and count the remaining fics there (this number will be between 1 and 19).

4. Add the total from Step 2 to the remainder from Step 3.

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chimney gets to meet maddie because buck joins the 118, buck could join the 118 because tommy left for the 217, tommy can reconnect with the 118 after the hurricane rescue because chimney saved his life years ago, and this is why i think tommy should be the one to rescue chimney…. chimney gets to meet maddie because tommy leaves, and he gets to marry her because tommy comes back. in this essay i will

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Thinking about how Doctor Who took the comforting sentiment that is "you are not alone" and turned it into a threat.