One day you will meet someone who will make this messy and hard life easier than you ever thought possible. And you will want to stay.
(via djcotronv)
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tag urselves, when u google search a word do u type: ‘what does x mean?’, ‘define x’, ‘x definition’ or just the word by itself?
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better ways to meet
tired of bumping into each other in the coffee shop? try these:
muse a tries to stand up for muse b in a bar but unfortunately cannot fight for shit.
muse a is having plumbing troubles in their new house and muse b says they can fix it: except they can’t, they just wanted to spend more time with the cute neighbor. (bonus if muse a has to spend the night at muse b’s place because of it)
muse a works somewhere that’s open late and muse b comes in to take shelter from the storm.
muse a is assigned to be muse b’s partner in an undercover assignment.
muse a needs money and signs up to be in muse b’s clinical trials. (bonus if some kind of accident gives muse a superpowers and unwittingly makes muse b their accomplice in their goals)
muse b is a siren and muse a is one of the few people immune to their song, so after drowning the rest of the crew the two are stuck together.
muse b accidentally creates muse a, the world’s very first AI. (Can work with or without a body for muse a, or muse b can struggle to build a body for muse a)
muse a and muse b as Olympic athletes forced to do PR together, photo shoots, interviews, cheese montages.
muse b is an anent for a time travel protection agency and has been assigned to protect muse a after they have been targeted by another time traveler.
muse b is in love with muse a, but muse doesn’t love them back. At some point the two have a one night stand and makes matters more complex (via rachel).
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hi! it’s a new blog so it doesn’t show up in tags yet, but if you’re down for it please go check out my new blog and give me 1x1s !! be the sam to my sebastian (or hunter or other ships entirely) thanks xoxo
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It’s around that time of year when kids start getting letters of being waitlisted, rejection and deferment. Just wanted to say hang in there– not everyone’s collegiate path is a strict linear progression. Taking gap years, transferring, going to your ‘B’or ‘C’ school, etc– they’re all completely valid ways to self-discovery and getting to where you want to be. From my own experience, things have a way of working out in the weirdest ways. Just keep your head up & mind open and don’t give up.
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this bitch (me) is so unproductive!! like !! put down ur phone and do ur work!!
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