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[staleb0ngwater]

It’s time to read the horny newspaper *opens tumblr*

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This is a cock-positive space. I don't wanna see ANY hate on small dicks or large dicks or trans dicks or Tdicks or surgically-made dicks or any other kind of dick. I'm on my knees for you. Your dick is just fine and it's worthy of you loving it if you want a dick. 🥰🥰🥰🥰

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my packer causes so much gender euphoria???? humping my dick against my boyfriends was *chefs kiss*

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taking dick picks is gender affirming

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does any other trans person ever wanna just ghost everyone for months and then medically transition and pop back up as the entirely different version of themselves? like do we all just do this

i begged my boyfriend last night to just tell his family we broke up and when im like several months on T be like ‘this is my totally new ‘friend’ eren/parker :)!!! wow nice to meet him’ because i didnt want his family to witness my transition. i dont want to be [deadname] and parker i just want to be parker 😭

idk LOL

[staleb0ngwater]

imposter syndrome over being trans is ROUGH. like im sitting here and my brain is like “lol ur cis and just confused” and i get all sad despite making literal notes to myself being like “hey!! boys wear makeup and rings all the time !! and you can like the way you dress, being trans doesnt mean you have to wear only basketball shorts and tshirts !! cis men have the same style as you!!” and its like kind of helpful but its weird

and i KNOW looking at men on T and being like ‘sigh, wish that were me. i wish my voice dropped and i had facial hair and a t-dick..’ is not something to follow up with ‘..still cis tho!’

i dont think the egg has fully cracked LOL, after like 7 years of this i like that im able to still be in denial (very much sarcasm there)

[staleb0ngwater]

Hey, big hugs 🫂🫂💖

Being trans is def hard, especially without much support, wishing you happiness and freedom in the future 💖💕

I think Eren is a really good name, as far as a different name I'm not sure; maybe Jesse? Pretty neutral I think while being a more "normal" name ^^

i saw both of what you sent and i appreciate the kind words a lot, it made me feel a lot better and gave a lotta comfort :) <3 i also appreciate the name suggestion !! jesse is cute i like it :D

thank you for being so kind tn :)

[staleb0ngwater]

its october which means im ready to summon a demon and hope it fucks me senseless

[staleb0ngwater]

i miss being held

[staleb0ngwater]

in the mood for sleeping lazily in someone's arms and them stroking my hair

[staleb0ngwater]

EDGING MEN BIGGER THAN YOU & HAVING THEM WHINE AND BEG TO BE ABLE TO CUM >>>>>

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Okay, but can I say how cute it is when you're making out with somebody and they're moaning ever-so slightly and they start to press into your dick??? That shit is top-tier

[staleb0ngwater]

hey guys ik i run a nsfw blog but please don’t dm me sexual things out of no where :) i am in a relationship and so it goes against my boundaries to have random people try to sext me lol

im always open to new friends/mutuals but not like that, thank you!

[staleb0ngwater]

HI THANK YOU SM FOR 100 FOLLOWERS :)<3 I REALLY APPRECIATE ALL OF YALL A LOT AND IM HAPPY 100 OF YALL LIKE MY CONTENT ENOUGH TO FOLLOW ME

[staleb0ngwater]

soft spooning is my favorite love language

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masturbating isnt enough anymore i need to be absolutely railed by a sexually frustrated guy who will use me up till my limit

[staleb0ngwater]

god bless hairy legs. god bless hairy stomachs. god bless hairy arms & chests & backs & upper lips & underarms forever & ever amen