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Out-Of-Context Quotes From My Skype Chats Meme Thing
“I have stumbled into this secret subculture of lesbian scientists.”
“I have this basic ass white girl desire to know what I am on the zodiac chart.”
“One day you will end up with blood on your hands…I don’t mean that in a bad way.”
“By that logic I’m the soul mate of the Tesco security guard who sees me every time I go in for a meal deal he knows my secrets.”
“Little old ladies are very curious because you never know what is contained within them.”
“He is a vast pit of unyielding moral repugnancy.”
“Only evil people play the spoons.“
“You can’t deny there have been periods of our friendship where I am basically…I am your dad.“
“I like to throw myself under the bus.”
“I identify with Audrey Horne because I too am deeply attracted to Kyle Maclachlan.“
“Okay 1990. Show me what you got.”
“So I was electrified. Very briefly. I seem to attract electricity.”
“Your pants will be screaming. Do not make this error.”
“Haven’t you ever stolen a lake before?”
“It’s got everything, it’s confusing, vaguely sexual, and involves at least two curses.”
“If he won’t listen to peer pressure what are we here for?”
“There’s a statement for your tombstone.”
“Christmas miracle or and old lady with a lockpick? Hard to say.”
“It’s the existential…The realization of the existence of the Piggly Wiggly has set itself upon your shoulders.“
“Are you sure your beard didn’t murder someone?”
“Wow. I say a lot of stuff about boobs.”
“He serenaded you with Spice Girls that’s so romantic. And Avril Lavinge. Which is terrible.”
“Why must we play god? Why must we accept milk as it is?”
“Don’t we all have a selfie face?”
“FUCKIN QUOTE ME LIKE YOU DO EVERYTHING ELSE I SAY”
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What costume should my muse wear for Halloween?
Send in my askbox and my muse will react to your suggestion.
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Waiting was never the Doctor’s strong suit.
He had tried. He had spent at least a moment (maybe two) waiting for Braxiatel to arrive. But he was struck by the absolute dullness of his office.
Clearly, he had to help.
The Doctor did away with the walls, summoning up the same solid-lead gears and wheels he’d had when he was in office. Braxiatel could aspire to reaching the same level, now that he had the same design to urge him on.
Then the Doctor waited another moment (maybe two).
Braxiatel’s desk needed help. There wasn’t anything amusing about it. An executive must prove he has a sense of humor, to advance, so the Doctor set about constructing an Executive’s Toy from what was in his pocket. Instead of little metal balls, he substituted jelly babies. They swung nicely.
As Braxiatel came in, the Doctor set the jelly babies swinging again. The gentle paff-paff-paff of colliding jelly babies. Powdered sugar sprinkled across his desk.
“You’re only jealous because I gave her the training necessary to take higher office. Even the higher powers of the universe think so. The White Guardian decided I was a better protege-er.”
Then he motioned to the office. “It’s much improved.”
@standingonmyscarf gets a grumpy brother
Braxiatel sighed. It wasn’t so much that the Doctor had became President without earning it in even the loosest of senses, or that he kept swanning in and saving the planet while he actually got the important work done, it was that he’d resigned ran away without naming him as successor. That was unforgivable. Nepotism was one of the tenets of Gallifreyan tradition!
“Doctor, do get out of my office before I inform the High Council that their way-ward President’s returned, and next time you want to corrupt some poor young Time Lady, kindly pick someone else’s protege.”
#ofgallifrey#Brax should be glad that he has such a loving brother.#Who else would take an art collector's interior design on his shoulders#Four should never be left alone. Leela was right; leave him alone and he gets into trouble.
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ace was here
the doctor’s a div
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Am I able to consult the wisest, handsomest head in the universe?
I am! What a lucky fellow.
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“I love being on roofs because no one expects you to be on roofs.” (from leela on clubtypeforty because the sunmakers exists)
“If they did, it would be easier to stand on them.” He nearly sides down the slate before barely stopping himself.
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“You can hear their organs liquefy and bubble. It gives a nice sound.” (From Leela, because this is my multimuse now)
“I prefer to hear nice little old church ladies play organs.”
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ur a nerd
ur a nerd datin a nerd so ur the bigger nerd
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“Romana, the timeline is having issues again.”
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Out-of-context quotes by Tumblr user okaycallmefred sentence starter meme [Part 1]
“I bit through a seatbelt once.”
“This has been a boring story so far…nothing’s even blown up…okay so maybe I’m easily bored.”
“This naked guy keeps popping up.”
“LOOK IF THE LAWS BORE ME I IGNORE THEM”
“I love being on roofs because no one expects you to be on roofs.”
“I decided perhaps I shouldn’t blow the facility my dad is recovering in sky high.“
“Did you know ribs could shatter? It’s fascinating. This lady’s rib–and you could tell it was a lady’s–had shattered into like twenty pieces.“
“You could look at me and go, ‘This bitch is trouble.’”
“its true that you can experience a dangerous amount of the year 2002”
“Just the other day, I blew something up by accident because I was bored.”
“MY ENTIRE DASH IS YOU GUYS QUOTING ME”
“I always have all the materials to make a grease fire”
“there were some nefarious plots involved with getting to this waiting room. but there UNFORTUNATELY were no dead bodies.”
“So I went to go see if there was a morgue. Because that’s the first thing you do.”
“It’s not even one of my best stories they just keep harping on it because I happened to electrify a potato and almost set the room on fire.”
“I’M NOT REVISING THE ENTIRE D.K. RAP TO BE ABOUT ME”
“How dare you fucking quote me, you tart-ass fucking moffucker.”
“while I dont necessarily think revenge works all the time, i still like to enact it“
“You can hear their organs liquefy and bubble. It gives a nice sound.”
“for example, one of the first times i got revenge on someone was breaking a classmate’s arm in kindergarten cos he wouldn’t go out with me“
“and so everyone thought she’d just made the mistake of going into some poison ivy. but she knew, she knew she hadn’t. and when she got better enough to go to school, she didn’t confront me, but at one point we were walking past each other and she looked at me and she knew. she knew it was me“
“id rather fuck up someone else’s day really“
“id argue a more elaborate revenge plan of mine was the one that involved me raising mosquitos“
“are you ever so tired and lazy and apathetic that your entire meal is a can of fake cheese?”
“just do what i do, and create a fake identity whenever you want to do something but simultaneously dont want it tracked back to you“
“i don’t understand the mental acrobatics that cause a sandwich to suddenly taste better when its cut into 8 tiny triangles“
“the cause in your case would be a “grass is greener on the other side” effect likely stemming from some sort of perceived jealousy while cutting your own sandwich into tiny triangles is more some sort of nostalgic thing perhaps? or something derived subconsiously from watching people in cartoons/whatever eating sliced sandwiches that look absolutely delicious because theyre animated and can achieve perfection beyond our physical realm. but im just making a guess here“
“did i hear someone suggest murder“
“i may have to pull out my own fake tooth.”
“do you think that a manual handheld chainsaw is something that is not a day-to-day necessity and shouldn’t be in my purse?”
“I haven’t caused an explosion in at least a week.”
“Look, I absolutely cannot stand being bored and when the occasion arrives where nothing online can entertain me, I have to find other forms of entertainment. Sometimes those other forms of entertainment end in fire and small explosions.”
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Yes, I’m active. I’m as surprised as you are.
If you want to do something with Hot Tom’s Doctor Who, I’m here before I once more vanish into the part of the void shaped like Tom Baker’s face.
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It’s a rather good breakdown of what makes the characters in An Unearthly Child stand-out.
YEAH KIDDOS TINA’S REVIEWING BLACK AND WHITE WHO
NERDINESS INSIDE
ENJOY
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Out-of-context quotes by Tumblr user okaycallmefred sentence starter meme [Part 1]
“I bit through a seatbelt once.”
“This has been a boring story so far…nothing’s even blown up…okay so maybe I’m easily bored.”
“This naked guy keeps popping up.”
“LOOK IF THE LAWS BORE ME I IGNORE THEM”
“I love being on roofs because no one expects you to be on roofs.”
“I decided perhaps I shouldn’t blow the facility my dad is recovering in sky high.“
“Did you know ribs could shatter? It’s fascinating. This lady’s rib–and you could tell it was a lady’s–had shattered into like twenty pieces.“
“You could look at me and go, ‘This bitch is trouble.’”
“its true that you can experience a dangerous amount of the year 2002”
“Just the other day, I blew something up by accident because I was bored.”
“MY ENTIRE DASH IS YOU GUYS QUOTING ME”
“I always have all the materials to make a grease fire”
“there were some nefarious plots involved with getting to this waiting room. but there UNFORTUNATELY were no dead bodies.”
“So I went to go see if there was a morgue. Because that’s the first thing you do.”
“It’s not even one of my best stories they just keep harping on it because I happened to electrify a potato and almost set the room on fire.”
“I’M NOT REVISING THE ENTIRE D.K. RAP TO BE ABOUT ME”
“How dare you fucking quote me, you tart-ass fucking moffucker.”
“while I dont necessarily think revenge works all the time, i still like to enact it“
“You can hear their organs liquefy and bubble. It gives a nice sound.”
“for example, one of the first times i got revenge on someone was breaking a classmate’s arm in kindergarten cos he wouldn’t go out with me“
“and so everyone thought she’d just made the mistake of going into some poison ivy. but she knew, she knew she hadn’t. and when she got better enough to go to school, she didn’t confront me, but at one point we were walking past each other and she looked at me and she knew. she knew it was me“
“id rather fuck up someone else’s day really“
“id argue a more elaborate revenge plan of mine was the one that involved me raising mosquitos“
“are you ever so tired and lazy and apathetic that your entire meal is a can of fake cheese?”
“just do what i do, and create a fake identity whenever you want to do something but simultaneously dont want it tracked back to you“
“i don’t understand the mental acrobatics that cause a sandwich to suddenly taste better when its cut into 8 tiny triangles“
“the cause in your case would be a “grass is greener on the other side” effect likely stemming from some sort of perceived jealousy while cutting your own sandwich into tiny triangles is more some sort of nostalgic thing perhaps? or something derived subconsiously from watching people in cartoons/whatever eating sliced sandwiches that look absolutely delicious because theyre animated and can achieve perfection beyond our physical realm. but im just making a guess here“
“did i hear someone suggest murder“
“i may have to pull out my own fake tooth.”
“do you think that a manual handheld chainsaw is something that is not a day-to-day necessity and shouldn’t be in my purse?”
“I haven’t caused an explosion in at least a week.”
“Look, I absolutely cannot stand being bored and when the occasion arrives where nothing online can entertain me, I have to find other forms of entertainment. Sometimes those other forms of entertainment end in fire and small explosions.”
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The Doctor approaches her, almost furtively. Will whatever he says summon some dark god out of the phantom zone? Does it know its being talked about?
His eyes are wide, even for him.
“Avril Lavigne released ‘Sk8er Boi.’ He was a boy, she was a girl--can I make it any more obvious?”
“its true that you can experience a dangerous amount of the year 2002”
A Meme Of My Own Quotes, For Some Reason
❝ I assume you’re referring to Earth’s year 2002. Why, is it particularly dangerous? Was there some kind of all-planet war, or an invasion? ❞
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I decided perhaps I shouldn't blow the facility my dad is recovering in sky high.
@okaycallmefred
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Did you know ribs could shatter? It's fascinating. This lady's rib--and you could tell it was a lady's--had shattered into like twenty pieces.
@okaycallmefred
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Surprisingly, X-Ray Machines are very easy to use.
@okaycallmefred
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