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Would you love Mammon if he was a worm?

Mammon turns into a worm, and you turn him back into a demon (thats it)

1,503 words, No TWs (One dick joke tho)

Cross posted on Ao3!

“Would you love me if I was a worm?” Mammon asks.

You sigh, “What kind of worm are you?”

“The Mammon kind! A grimm-shaped one,” Mammon pauses, “Would ya not love me if I was a different kind of worm!?”

“Shhh, let me think,” you put your pointer finger to his lips, and Mammon opens his mouth to bite your finger. You quickly move your finger away. “How big of a worm are you?”

“A big one! Like, like Levi’s snake, or somethin’,” Mammon gestures.

“Okay, since you’re a big worm that’s. . grimm shaped. . .I’d notice you immediately. Do you have your memories?” You say.

“The Great Mammon would never forget someone as gorgeous as my darlin’ is.” He gives you a wide, cheesy grin.

“Awwh, shucks,” You look away bashfully. “Since you remember me, I’d recognize you immediately, because you’d follow me around like a lost puppy.”

“Hey!” Mammon elbows you.

You laugh at him, “Am I wrong?”

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You are waiting outside of RAD for your escort—Mammon—locked in on playing a new game Levi made you download. (You aren’t allowed to walk alone anymore after you tripped on nothing and scraped your hand.)

Time passes quickly as you beat level after level, and eventually, you feel a tap on your shoulder.

“MC, why are you out so late? Are you waiting for me, perhaps?” Lucifer asks hopefully, appearing out of nowhere.

“Ew, no! I’m waiting for Mammon,” You say, looking up from your phone. Then you notice the stars glittering in the sky, “Uh, do you know where he is?”

“Knowing my brother, he’s busy drooling over a coin he found on the ground,” Lucifer sighs dismissively.

“Don’t think so little of him (even if he would do that). But! I doubt he’d forget about me like that,” you grumble.

“I'll find him, maybe he got kidnapped again,” you wonder aloud.

“I'll go with you,” Lucifer (without consent) puts his hand on your shoulder, “It's dangerous to be out at night.”

You jerk your shoulder away, “Don’t touch me, you’ll get your Lucifer germs on me. And I'm gonna be just fine. I'm literally Solomon the Wise's apprentice, and I have the Ring of Light, and I have pacts with all seven of the demon brothers.”

“I can just obliterate whoever fights me with my mind powers,” you say.

“. . You do not have mind powers.”

“I’m going to find Mammon now,” you start walking off, and Lucifer tries to follow you, so you throw a rock at him.

Time to use my super awesome pact powers! You think and try to use your super awesome pact powers to find Mammon. You tug on the string of your pact with Mammon or something, and wait for a response.

You feel the tiniest tug ever, which is bad. It either means he’s on the verge of death and so weak that he can barely respond, or that he doesn’t care enough to pull harder. Mammon is anything but apathetic, so he’s probably dying.

Using your context clues, you know that Mammon was probably on his way to see you before he started dying, so you walk to where his last class was.

You spawn a magnifying glass and inspect the floor as you walk to his class. There’s nothing of value other than. . . WAIT!! Is that a paper with Mammon’s name on it???

You pick it up; it’s a Latin test that Mammon got a whopping 3% on. You’re so proud, and tears prick at the edges of your eyes.

Focus, MC! You have got to find your missing boyfriend!!!!

Mammon wouldn’t leave his amazing grades on the floor without showing you, so you look at the test with your magnifying glass.

Nothing is interesting on it, though; there is some snot from when Mammon sneezed on it.

Hmmmmmmmm, well, you could always use your amazing magic powers to track Mammon down, now that you have a paper with his DNA on it, you could probably track him.

Just then, a (kinda cute) worm crawled into your shoe, “JESUS!” you shake your leg and eventually throw off your shoe, “I mean. . uh, Diavolo.” You can’t be saying any biblical figures anymore, or else the devildom CIA is gonna shoot you, you guess. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ Maybe you’re just paranoid. (Also, you dropped the paper [this is important for the plot])

Anyway, why the FUCK was there a WORM in YOUR SHOE?? It looks like a normal human world worm.

You turn to the worm, “Yo. . . little guy, why were you in my shoe? . .” The worm looks like it’s about to cry, if worms could cry.

The worm starts slithering towards you again, and you back away, “I don’t know if Devildom worms are poisonous or not!! Stay away!” The worm looks at you, even sadder than before.

The worm slithers in a diagonal line to get to Mammon’s Latin paper, and (as you stare in horror, because it's going to get its wormyness on his beautiful paper) it circles Mammon’s name on the paper.

“.. . Mammon?” You take a second the process this, “How do I know you’re really Mammon?”

Possibly-Mammon slithers to the 3% on his Latin test and gives you a proud look. You look at Possibly-Mammon skeptically before you use your awesome magic powers to see if Mammon's DNA (from the snot) is the same as Possibly-Mammon's. (Don’t ask me how this works, I have no idea.)

It is his DNA, so you say, “Mammon! My sweet baby boy, what happened to you?” Worm-Mammon, Wormon? Womam? Okay, just Worm-Mammon tries to slither towards you again, and you back away.

“Mammon. . I love you so much, but. . uh,” a great idea pops into your mind, and you pick up his Latin test, and nudge him onto it, “Just, don’t touch my skin, ‘kay?”

(Thankfully, you have slip-on shoes) You slip on your shoe and smile at Mammon, “It’s okay, Worm-Mammon. I’ll talk to Satan, and you should be back to Demon-Mammon in no time.”

Worm-Mammon looks dejected. “It’s okay, honey, I will protect you from all the insults you’ll inevitably face, and I’ll give you a big kiss when you aren’t a worm.”

You pull out your phone with your free hand and text Satan.

You: Where u at

Kitty cat: Home

“Satan’s at home, so that’s where we’re headed,” you tell Mammon.

Kitty cat: Where are you?

You: I’m still at RAD You: Mammon turned into a worm, and I had to find him You: Can you fix him

Kitty cat: Yes

You: Okii You: I’m omw rn

You walk out of RAD and see Lucifer standing outside. “I thought you left?”

“I was waiting for you, so I could walk you home, since Mammon clearly isn’t here,” Lucifer rolls his eyes.

Worm-Mammon shifts on his Latin paper, and you say, “Mammon is right here!” You show Lucifer Worm-Mammon.

“He looks dumb enough to be Mammon,” Lucifer says, “How did that idiot get turned into a worm?”

“Beats me, anyway, I’m going home now. I texted Satan to see if he could fix Mammon,” You start walking away.

“I could fix him,” Lucifer huffs and starts walking with you.

You reply, “Yeah, but you’ll hang him upside down, and he needs time to recover from this traumatizing experience.” Worm-Mammon nods.

You take out your phone (again) and text Satan (again).

You: Brooo Pridy McPrideface won’t stop following my ass You: He’s so overprotective You: Just leave me and Worm-Mammon aloooonnnneee

Lucifer glances at your phone and sighs, but he doesn’t say anything.

Kitty cat: He is NOT beating the stalker allegations

You: fr

Kitty cat: [Image of Lucifer on a unicorn] Kitty cat: Him on his way to follow you home

You: Terrifyingly accurate

Lucifer whispers under his breath, “Kids these days. .”

You finally roll up to the House of Lamentations, and you skedaddle away from Lucifer and head to Satan's room, Worm-Mammon on his Latin test in hand.

“I know how to fix him,” Satan declares.

You lift Worm-Mammon to Satan's hands, and Worm-Mammon looks at Satan timidly.

Satan pokes him and says, “Unworm!” (He says this with a lot of passion)

Worm-Mammon is unwormed (!!!!) And he is now just Mammon. (With clothes on bc his dangalang is not gonna be out in this)

“Well, wiggle my noodle, would you look at that!! I’m a demon again!” Mammon shouts. You give Mammon a big kiss.

Satan looks away in disgust, “Get out of my sight.”

You and Mammon rush out of the room before yall are set on fire.

“How did you even turn into a worm, anyway?” You ask Mammon as you two walk back to your room.

Mammon coughs, “Um. . I was practicin’ tellin’ you about my score on the Latin test, and showing you that I can say the words, but I said some of the words wrong . .”

“You can’t win them all!” you smile at him. “You did wonderful on that test, by the way.”

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Matchup for @stanwritesstuff *ੈ•🎤✩‧₊˚

Your romantic matchup is…

Asmodeus!!

- okay i was reading through your description and i literally thought “this person sounds A LOT like asmo” but in the best way possible

- you guys just match eachothers freak so well. you’re both very talkative and bubbly and i think it’d be constant back and forth between you two. it’ll never be awkward!

- plus ykw? some of the people at the House of Lamentation can be such downers sometimes. I feel like besides Mammon, the rest are more to themselves (especially Levi and Satan) and it can feel kinda dull for someone who’s so energetic like Asmo. I feel like you would lighten up the place and Asmo would really appreciate that.

- omg and Asmo likes to sing too, so I could see you guys singing together! I feel like he’d be pretty narcissistic at first tho ngl. “You sound AMAZING darling, but not as amazing as me!” But when he starts to realize how he truly feels about you, he’ll cut out the arrogant comments.

- Honestly feel like you two hit it off when you first met (I don’t feel like there was something that happened that caused you guys to suddenly become close). You’re so exciting upon first impression plus you’re new! I think Asmo you guys would easily yap away at eachother. I could even see you and Asmo getting your hair done together or whenever you need to touch your hair up, Asmo would offer to do it for you.

- idc what anyone says, asmo is a cat person. At least he leans more towards cats imo he’d LOVE your fur babies and i could imagine him posting soo many pics with them on Devilgram and spoiling ts outta them.

- yk how some people give their pets spa days? Asmo would totally do that for your cats. He’d be the type to get them a mini bath robe LMAO and brush them. I feel like he’d buy them other accessories too! You would lot have the most fashionable cat in the Devildom LMAO

- i could see asmo dancing with you too!

Your platonic matchup is…

Satan!!

- okay your cats. he would love your cats so much.

- he’s more on the reserved side so i don’t see him approaching you first (besides formally introducing himself at the beginning of the RAD program) but i think you guys would start talking because you found a stray kitten on the side of the road and you decided to bring it back to the House of Lamentation (to Lucifer’s dismay).

- since you already have cats, you kinda just knew how to care for the kitten and what it needed.

- but i feel like satan is super perceptive so he’d be the first to notice that you brought a cat home. I feel like he’d be able to tell from the tiny scratches on your hands and the small cat furs that were littered on your clothes. he’d ask and threaten to snitch to Lucifer if you didn’t tell him, so you just gave in and then he switched up LMFAOO

- he’d get super excited and try to pet the cat, but he’d be shocked by its condition. i could see him asking if you found it like that and you telling him that you took care of it and got it to that condition.

- he’d be surprised and i think that’s when you’d tell him about your cats.

- from then on, i feel like he’d sent you soo many cat related posts on Devilgram and would probably save all photos you have of your cats (he probs has an album and it’s kinda weird but this is as close as he’ll get to having a cat).

- i think he’s the type of person who would associate you with things and he would totally associate you with cats. whenever he sees a picture of a cat on Devilgram? he thinks of you. when he sees or hears a cat? He’s taking a picture and sending it to you. He sees a cat themed object or a cat gadget? He’s probs purchasing it for you or showing you.

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HOW DO YOU DRAW SATANS HAIR

I SWEAR ITS DIFFERENT IN EVERY PICTURE

😭 😭 😭 😭

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Do you do anything for pride month since you're so frickin gay and trans?

Uhh not really

Do you want me to?

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Has someone done this already

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The correct way this poll should've gone

[ROUND 1]

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🧊⛏️🩷💚🧼💫

Hi Amy 💛

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I made one of those relationship charts with Satan and I

My pfp is from a picrew: https://picrew.me/en/image_maker/1649970

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YESOMG I THINK ABOUT THIS ALL THE TIME

HE'D GET ME A TON OF CUTE CAT PLUSHIES AND READ TO ME AND HE'D BE SO UNDERSTANDING OF MY TEMPER TANTRUMS JUST YES AHHH

Day 11: A Character You’d Love To Be Your Caregiver 

I've played Obey Me! For years now and even in Nightbringer, I'm still a fan of Satan. I feel like he would actually be such a good caregiver that he's a comfort character of mine <3

#sillyjunposts

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Can't afford art school?

After seeing post like this 👇

And this gem 👇

As well as countless of others from the AI generator community. Just talking about how "inaccessible art" is, I decided why not show how wrong these guys are while also helping anyone who actually wants to learn.

Here is the first one ART TEACHERS! There are plenty online and in places like youtube.

📺Here is my list:

Proko (Free, mostly teaches anatomy and how to draw people. But does have art talks and teaches the basics.)

Marc Brunet (Free but he does have other classes for a cheap price. Use to work for Blizzard and teaches you everything)

Aaron Rutten (free, tips about art, talks about art programs and the best products for digital art)

BoroCG (free, teaches a verity of art mediums from 3D modeling to digital painting. As well as some tips that can be used across styles)

Jesse J. Jones (free, talks about animating)

Jesus Conde (free, teaches digital painting and has classes in Spanish)

Mohammed Agbadi (free, he gives some advice in some videos and talks about art)

Ross Draws (free, he does have other classes for a good price. Mostly teaching character designs and simple backgrounds.)

SamDoesArts (free, gives good advice and critiques)

Drawfee Show (free, they do give some good advice and great inspiration)

The Art of Aaron Blaise ( useful tips for digital art and animation. Was an animator for Disney. Mostly nature art)

Bobby Chiu ( useful tips and interviews with artist who are in the industry or making a living as artist)

Sinix Design (has some tips on drawing people)

Winged canvas (art school for free on a verity of mediums)

Bob Ross (just a good time, learn how to paint, as well as how too relax when doing art. "there are no mistakes only happy accidents", this channel also provides tips from another artist)

Scott Christian Sava (Inspiration and provides tips and advice)

Pikat (art advice and critiques)

Drawbox (a suggested cheap online art school, made of a community of artist)

Skillshare (A cheap learning site that has art classes ranging from traditional to digital. As well as Animation and tutorials on art programs. All under one price, in the USA it's around $34 a month)

Human anatomy for artist (not a video or teacher but the site is full of awesome refs to practice and get better at anatomy)

Second part BOOKS, I have collected some books that have helped me and might help others.

📚Here is my list:

The "how to draw manga" series produced by Graphic-sha. These are for manga artist but they give great advice and information.

"Creating characters with personality" by Tom Bancroft. A great book that can help not just people who draw cartoons but also realistic ones. As it helps you with facial ques and how to make a character interesting.

"Albinus on anatomy" by Robert Beverly Hale and Terence Coyle. Great book to help someone learn basic anatomy.

"Artistic Anatomy" by Dr. Paul Richer and Robert Beverly Hale. A good book if you want to go further in-depth with anatomy.

"Directing the story" by Francis Glebas. A good book if you want to Story board or make comics.

"Animal Anatomy for Artists" by Eliot Goldfinger. A good book for if you want to draw animals or creatures.

"Constructive Anatomy: with almost 500 illustrations" by George B. Bridgman. A great book to help you block out shadows in your figures and see them in a more 3 diamantine way.

"Dynamic Anatomy: Revised and expand" by Burne Hogarth. A book that shows how to block out shapes and easily understand what you are looking out. When it comes to human subjects.

"An Atlas of animal anatomy for artist" by W. Ellenberger and H. Dittrich and H. Baum. This is another good one for people who want to draw animals or creatures.

Etherington Brothers, they make books and have a free blog with art tips.

📝As for Supplies, I recommend starting out cheap, buying Pencils and art paper at dollar tree or 5 below. If you want to go fancy Michaels is always a good place for traditional supplies. They also get in some good sales and discounts. For digital art, I recommend not starting with a screen art drawing tablet as they are usually more expensive.

For the Best art Tablet I recommend either Xp-pen, Bamboo or Huion. Some can range from about 40$ to the thousands.

💻As for art programs here is a list of Free to pay.

Clip Studio paint ( you can choose to pay once or sub and get updates. Galaxy, Windows, macOS, iPad, iPhone, Android, or Chromebook device. )

Procreate ( pay once for $9.99 usd, IPAD & IPHONE ONLY)

Blender (for 3D modules/sculpting, animation and more. Free)

PaintTool SAI (pay but has a 31 day free trail)

Krita (Free)

mypaint (free)

FireAlpaca (free)

Aseprite ($19.99 usd but has a free trail, for pixel art Windows & macOS)

Drawpile (free and for if you want to draw with others)

IbisPaint (free, phone app ONLY)

Medibang (free, IPAD, Android and PC)

NOTE: Some of these can work on almost any computer like Clip and Sai but others will require a bit stronger computer like Blender. Please check their sites for if your computer is compatible.

So do with this information as you will but as you can tell there are ways to learn how to become an artist, without breaking the bank. The only thing that might be stopping YOU from using any of these things, is YOU.

I have made time to learn to draw and many artist have too. Either in-between working two jobs or taking care of your family and a job or regular school and chores. YOU just have to take the time or use some time management, it really doesn't take long to practice for like an hour or less. YOU also don't have to do it every day, just once or three times a week is fine.

Hope this was helpful and have a great day.

"also apologies for any spelling or grammar errors, I have Dyslexia and it makes my brain go XP when it comes to speech or writing"

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💀 this is really descriptive

your 12th emoji is how you'll die

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headcanon that Satan would fr be the perfect hype guy for an exam you suck at. Even tho he would kind of be done w ur shit he will still support you through and through❗️❗️💥💥

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The tags are everything I know. I am sharing this with every single one to try and spread the word.

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Literally sobbing. A judge, a US judge defended us. A judge brought up intersex people, using the term intersex, to *defend* us by not allowing our erasure. I'm having a lot of feelings right now

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does anyone wanna hold hands until we feel a little braver