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My boyfriend was hitting me from the back and I told him to verbally abuse me. It gets me off. He was shy about it but I insisted and this man says "yeah you like that you fucking retard?"

ITS TOO EARLY FOR THIS

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goddamn mouth breather’s...

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*phone rings* “hello” “hi! is your refrigerator running” “yes it is” “mine is as well! can’t wait to see your fridge at the race tomorrow”

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um.. i don’t sext? -_-

hey mum can you proofread my sexts

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me: *summons a demon*

demon: FOR WHAT PURPOSE DID YOU SUMMON THE GREAT AND TERRIBLE VOKULE?

me: girls night?

demon: OH FUCK YEAH GIRLS NIGHT!

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yea i agree i call her out too.. @kelley 

u kno whats hecka dumb

when u outside w/ a girl and its cold as fuk and the girl goes “im cold”

like theres a reason im wearing a jacket. cus its cold as fuk. y u wearing a cardigan w/ holes all in it. this is your fault

im keepin my jacket

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this is why i don’t shit outside...

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this is so me... XD

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lol this is so me XD

wildest argument against climate change i’ve ever heard

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ME haha XD

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“4th wall breaking” games like undertale and ddlc that mess with the game’s files and window don’t go far enough, I want games that border on malware

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girlfriends (theyre laughing at you)

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y is it that girls can wear guy undies without being judged but i can’t wear girl undies without being judged

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who is mike pence and why does he hate abortians

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soo sleepy

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should i play league yes or no

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my pillow smells like...airport and matcha tea cake