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WHY WOULD YOU WASTE CHEESE LIKE THAT?!!!!

get cheesed

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God dammit THE SHIPPING FEE IS EXPENSIVE

My friend’s little brother (non-verbal) used to hide people’s shoes if he liked the person, because it meant they had to stay longer. The more difficult it was to find your shoes, the more he liked you.

One day my cousin came over, and she was a bitch. When it was time to leave, my friend’s brother handed her shoes directly to her and she went on and on about how he must have a crush on her because he only “helped” her.

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Which country dude I'm in Africa rn WHERE ARE YOU

My friend’s little brother (non-verbal) used to hide people’s shoes if he liked the person, because it meant they had to stay longer. The more difficult it was to find your shoes, the more he liked you.

One day my cousin came over, and she was a bitch. When it was time to leave, my friend’s brother handed her shoes directly to her and she went on and on about how he must have a crush on her because he only “helped” her.

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Sure just tell me where you want them and I'll send them to you 🫡

My friend’s little brother (non-verbal) used to hide people’s shoes if he liked the person, because it meant they had to stay longer. The more difficult it was to find your shoes, the more he liked you.

One day my cousin came over, and she was a bitch. When it was time to leave, my friend’s brother handed her shoes directly to her and she went on and on about how he must have a crush on her because he only “helped” her.

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Oh don't worry you'll have to find me cause I still got yours 🙃

My friend’s little brother (non-verbal) used to hide people’s shoes if he liked the person, because it meant they had to stay longer. The more difficult it was to find your shoes, the more he liked you.

One day my cousin came over, and she was a bitch. When it was time to leave, my friend’s brother handed her shoes directly to her and she went on and on about how he must have a crush on her because he only “helped” her.

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That's because they're with me and I'm not even in the same country 😁

My friend’s little brother (non-verbal) used to hide people’s shoes if he liked the person, because it meant they had to stay longer. The more difficult it was to find your shoes, the more he liked you.

One day my cousin came over, and she was a bitch. When it was time to leave, my friend’s brother handed her shoes directly to her and she went on and on about how he must have a crush on her because he only “helped” her.

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Your shoes are not even on the property anymore 🦦

My friend’s little brother (non-verbal) used to hide people’s shoes if he liked the person, because it meant they had to stay longer. The more difficult it was to find your shoes, the more he liked you.

One day my cousin came over, and she was a bitch. When it was time to leave, my friend’s brother handed her shoes directly to her and she went on and on about how he must have a crush on her because he only “helped” her.

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you ever see shit that makes you think “i know i’m very online but i’m not online enough for this one”

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I agree with you but both lack in common sense which is why the story ended this way 🙂

Regular writers: The two main characters can't be both idiots one of them has to be smart

Merlin:

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Can't believe that I went this far into riodanverse without actually hating anyone even Octavian was just super annoying but not to the point of hate till we got to hearthstone's parents I don't think I've hated anything this much for a long time I actually don't know how I will finish reading the father's part

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Oh I'm definitely doing it love my major but damn do I run out of material to watch while working

Nico's head : omg I let Octavian die knowingly I basically killed him will must think I'm a monster

Will's head : I shouldn't be attracted to this what is wrong with me 🙂

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You guys are making me wanna rewatch 3 movies + 80+ episodes while I have like a week left of winter vacation nooooo

Nico's head : omg I let Octavian die knowingly I basically killed him will must think I'm a monster

Will's head : I shouldn't be attracted to this what is wrong with me 🙂

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No but seriously I still get chills when I listen to it it's just that good 😭

Nico's head : omg I let Octavian die knowingly I basically killed him will must think I'm a monster

Will's head : I shouldn't be attracted to this what is wrong with me 🙂

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No no no no keep going

Also agree race to the edge is superior ✨

Nico's head : omg I let Octavian die knowingly I basically killed him will must think I'm a monster

Will's head : I shouldn't be attracted to this what is wrong with me 🙂

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"Hearthstone passes out even more than Jason grace"

Imagine being one of the seven son of zuse and helped take down Gaia and your known for passing out lmao 😭

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Do you ever read a fanfiction and think "that's low even for you" to the character not at the author because they're miss characterizing them because they're not it's because you know that this character would actually do that if they're desperate enough

Anyway that's me with any "rent a bf/gf " fic cause damn that's desperate

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At least he tried 😭

guess going mortal doesn't make you a better at gift giving. sad.