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I want to be reading fanfic, not writing it. Unfortunately, I want to be reading very specific fanfic which I will in fact first have to write.

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Peter and Tony having different dominant hands so whenever they’re working next to each other they can hold hands

(Actually they technically have the same dominant hand but Tony can work equally well with both his hands so he just switches to hold Peter’s hand)

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Don't you ever talk to me or my controversially young boyfriend again

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I can’t believe my first time watching Pride and Prejudice was in theaters. I’m still in awe.

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Imagining Starker talking all day via “the world’s tiniest bluetooth,” a la Jim and Pam on the Office. Pepper finally catching on as Tony’s talking to both her and Peter at once. Berating him about confidentiality while Tony, in his heart of hearts is like, there’s nothing I need to keep secret from this precious creature (plus I intend to marry his ass). Peter in his 200-person chemistry lecture subconsciously humming along with “Highway to Hell” as Tony works in the lab, not noticing the weird looks fellow students throw him. Etc.

Peter: okay, you were right; board meetings really *are* boring as hell.

Tony (chuckling dryly, trying to hide his disappointment that Peter will be signing off, cause he’s started to really enjoy the company): i’m always right.

Peter’s silent. Just when Tony thinks he’s gone, he hears: …what do you call a fish with a bow tie?

Tony: hm?

Peter: “so-fish-ticated!”

Tony starts planning his proposal.

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Guys, I'm sure I have a reputation somewhere in this fandom: So what is it? Leave that in my ask box as I ponder over this.

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Spider-Man’s Biggest Fan

It started as a joke. Tony threw Peter a Spider-Man themed birthday and told everyone to bring Spider-Man merchandise as a present. But Peter genuinely loved everything, still amazed that he was cool enough to have merch. And then that turned into everyone in his life who didn’t know about his secret identity started giving him stuff. Next thing you know Peter makes a joke about cosplaying in a dumbed down version of his suit and Tony is already putting the designs in.

Peter thinks it’s all fun until he accidentally takes his mask off after patrol in front of someone and instead of assuming he’s the real Spider-Man they just ask “Whoah! You’re Peter Parker right? The cosplayer?”

Sometimes hiding in plain sight really is the best.

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⚘ Love-in-a-mist ⚘ - symbolizes harmony and love

Soulmates Tony and Peter following their red string of fate to met each other

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New ask game:

Reblog if you want your followers to tell you what your trademark ™️ is. Like, what’s that thing that really identifies you.

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Thank you, thank you, thank you!! ❤️ I always want to do good by your prompts (honestly I get a little nervous about you seeing the end results). Your prompts are just so good!!

Peter looses his memory in an accident and afterwards everyone is very helpful

But he’s not stupid. He realizes he has feelings for Tony pretty early on, but he knows there’s a big age difference so his memory-self probably kept the feelings hidden. So Peter does too

It worries everyone, especially Tony, who thinks Peter doesn’t love him anymore now that he doesn’t have his memories

And then Peter asks who the person he tells everything to is and the consensus is that that’s Tony. But Peter can’t talk to Tony about this! So he asks for the second person

Which actually feels like someone stabbed Tony. Thank you very much.

And when Peter’s sitting together with Ned and MJ and he gets to know his apparently best friends he finally whispers his secret to them… and he’s met with guffawing laughter and an exclaimed „I sure hope you love him! Marrying him wouldn’t have made a lot of sense otherwise“

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I am not ready for another Monday

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Tony acts like a wounded animal whenever Peter tries to pay for something

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Peter has all these powers that make him extremely capable and difficult to harm in any way, but he still never feels completely safe unless he’s in Tony’s arms. Tony, not even with his suit on. Just human non-powered Tony. Because Tony’s his safe place ❤️🥺

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Ok so idk if I’ll ever actually finish this fic but I love this section so, here.

Context: Tony suggests Peter use his Hamptons house for a (grad school) graduation party. Peter insists he has to come too. They finally hook up.

The MIT tee shirt Peter found somewhere in the deepest darkest depths of Tony’s drawers is positively ancient.

He does this all the time, wears Tony’s clothes.

It started out of convenience and necessity.

Something- motor oil, lunch, web fluid, would get on Peter. And Tony, as a veteran engineer, had a decent stockpile of emergency clothes in the lab.

And then came the Peter-sleeping-in-the-tower nights, and then, apparently, a pure stylistic preference that Peter comfortably stole clothes right out from under Tony’s nose.

He called it ‘oversized’ and ‘vintage’ on various past occasions when he’s worn them. (apparently he’s very fond of Tony’s MIT shirts. Like his new MIT shirts aren’t good enough or something).

On one extremely unlucky occasion, when Rhodey casually let himself in to the penthouse on a Sunday morning, Peter made the (unfortunate for Tony) decision to call it ‘so cute’ and ‘retro’ to Rhodes face and Tonys still hasn’t heard the end of that one. Thinking about it too long almost makes Tony’s head spin. The look in Rhodes’s eyes, seeing something Tony liked to pretend wasn’t there, was dangerous.

Now though, now there’s no hiding from it.

Peter’s zipping a pair of- god fucking damn it- Tony’s old, skinny, party boy jeans- still hanging a little loose on his hips, a consequence of Tony’s slightly broader build. It leaves a slim sliver of torso visible and it’s dangerous. Those jeans are probably from before he kid was even born- when Tony focuses again.

“Oh, hey. You’re up. Good morning.” he smiles, coming over to the bed to lean over and kiss him- morning breath and all.

Jesus fuck, the button isn’t even done.

“Hey. Where you off to? Hit it and quit it?”

“Of corse not” Peter laughs like it’s so outrageous he can’t even consider it a possibility.

“I was gonna go grab coffee and something to nosh on. There was a cute coffee shop we passed on the drive yesterday, I looked it up they had good ratings. I figured I’d be safe to get you a large drip, you’re not picky. Some like, chocolate croissants or something, or maybe like, a big platter for everyone’s hangovers before we make an actual breakfast. I figured you wouldn’t care if I took the hummer- you don’t, right? I kinda wanted to surprise you with coffee but now you know so...”

“can you talk to me like this for the rest of my life?”

“What?”

“I don’t know. This whole, like, bossy housewife thing you have going on is really doing it for me. Fuck the hummer baby I’ll get you a Range Rover. G wagon. Whatever Pilates-doing-Erewhon-shopping-alo- matching-set-wearing-country-club-ass vehicle you want. Take the hummer, baby, fuck it talk half of everything in the divorce”

“You’re insane, Tony.” Peter laughed in a way that was almost reminiscent of young Pepper.

Tonys blinked some sleep out of his eyes, sitting up a little in bed, taking Peter all the way in.

He was beautiful.

And he looked so right here.

“Seriously. I can wake up to this forever.”

“Tony, oh my god I never took you as being so clingy” Peter grinned.

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Tony "I have tattoos older than you" Stark.

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⚘ Nemophila ⚘ - symbolizes victory and success

Tony and Peter launching their final assault against the Avengers before hading onwards to total victory and world domination

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I love grindr images like this, they're so awesome sauced