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every now and then I make a post about food safety and someone says "[other food company] would NEVER" and then I look them up and they sell products containing a fuckload of lead

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saw some ppl complaining that MCR's current tour is "cringe" bc they're "old" and other ppl fighting for their fucking lives to defend MCR and it's like don't waste ur energy. people making fun of MCR again is like nature healing. if you're a young MCR fan this is your chance to live the authentic experience from 2008

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One thing you need to know about English is we don’t give a FUCK about the hard letter “T” unless it’s the first shit or the last shit we see in a syllable. Look: Caddle ranch. Putado chips. Conservation. Anthony. I don’o. Cach the bus. Ged addit. Hard “T” is lucky to get noticed in the middle even half the time, and if it’s after an S you can forget about it. Cassel. Lissen. Wesdern. Neglected middle child ass consonant

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"What about her trans supporters what about her trans supporters?" why the fuck do I care about your token trans friends who probably don't even fucking exist

"Oh but I stole or bought everything way before she went crazy!" Okay? So? Why the fuck are you groveling for my permission to be a HP fan?

"But I do support trans rights!" You can't even stop publicly being a hp fan. You can't stop engaging with the fandom. You can't stop providing cover for bigots and terfs who use the dogwhistle that Rowling handed over on a silver fucking platter. If you can't give up a children's chapter book for literal eight year olds why the fuck should I believe that you're serious about trans liberation

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Hello Kris from Deltarune Hi Drifter from Hyper light drifter *Hell of a pain

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i despise how the haha im illegal in 64 countries is always focused on 'oh noooo the white gays cant travel here' rather than 'queer people in these countries are in danger'

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we have to start expressing vocal disgust at 'ironic' homophobia again in a big way. if you can't explain to me how calling a guy a twinky little fruitcake valorises the terminology vs. reducing and demeaning him for perceived femininity I don't want to hear it. nobody is off the hook for this.

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Your regular reminder that trickle-down economics is a cruel joke designed by the wealthy.

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In superhero settings that lack a single, unified rationale for super powers, I've gotta believe speculating that so-and-so must have powers from something there just isn't a test for yet would be a going concern. People on the Internet micro-analysing every mildly unusual event for "evidence" of undiagnosed superheroism like Tumblr users trying to Sherlock Holmes whether an artist is using AI.

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hey sorry your boyfriend said that russian classics are about that life is bleak. yeah he meant dostoyevsky and tolstoy. no, he didn't look beyond any of the lowest lows of the stories. he didn't even see the overarching themes of beauty and hope and connection. frankly we have all been laughing about him and we're gonna beat him up now. sorry

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Fucking killer story map from NPR. A+++

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The inability of a certain subset of blockheaded fans to notice Kris's gender is so. This is a game which places a nonbinary protagonist in a narrative that has them struggling explicitly with how much control they are allowed to have over their own life, whose best friends are a girl who is gleefully unfeminine and a boy who has no idea who he's supposed to be but sure seems to like being pretty, after the first few seconds of the game consisted of us trying to create our own form and then being told point blank "no one can choose who they in this world," where the above three children are all being railroaded into and struggling to escape their roles in a religiously per-ordained questline that we know ends very badly for them. If you think gender is not being employed here in a way that is specific, intentional, and thematically relevant then you are not serious

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love saying "question mark?" out loud when I'm talking about something i'm unsure of

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TennoCon 2025 in a nutshell