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The important question is,who has bigger boobs, spark or night(I'm sleep deprived)

When it comes to boob to body ratio, Sparkplug got him beat… however when it comes to overall boob mass… Nightflyer is the winner

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I’m starting to feel okay again. So I have a treat. Summer pin ups.

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Haven’t exactly been having a good day to be honest.

I asked if Sparkplug looked like a kid and a majority of people said no but like…. I’m still worried about it…. I was gonna try and work on BG au part 10 but I don’t think I can as of now.

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… Okie who’s ready for some Bulkjack in the Bodyguard AU. And don’t worry it’s not a cuck thing, you know me

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Let’s say the secret was still a secret after the birth. Would Soundblaster stare at Nightflyer breast feeding a lot. Like full “with sunglasses on no one can see what you’re staring at” and he is full neck breaking watching Night’s chest as the baby suckles away.

This was too funny to not draw

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Do they like… breastfeed?

Do you wanna see it not, that is the question you should be asking

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Milf Sparkplug would be Immaculate.

Let’s gooooooooooooo

Post baby body

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I made this a WHILE ago and I forgot to share it here

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I know baby has been born now however I just wanna throw the thought of nightflyer and soundblaster pregnant sex out there.

The people have been clamoring for this

Full image: Twitter/bluesky

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We need more Mantis! I love him sm😭🥹💚💚💚

Yeah I definitely need to draw this boy more. I forget how much I like his design

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I know you don't talk about the bodyguard au over on your sfw blog, and this isn't technically nsfw, but this was too cute not to share:

This but it's bulkhead, sparkplug, and sparkling[I forgot his name help]

OUUUUGHHHHHH

(His name is Mantis by the way!)

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So… what’re sparkplug’s siblings up to during BG AU… Roddy Bee Arcee? We ain’t really seen or heard anything about them yet….

I genuinely didn’t have anything in mind for them until some brainstorming with a friend. And they all have their own situationships with older partners

So first up Arcee. She’s the oldest and most responsible… a perfect student that became a great worker… but never actually let herself have some indulgent fun. so in an attempt to shake the “boring” accusations, she gets into a bit of a BDSM thing with Airachnid.

Then there’s Roddy, wild child that’s ended up a bit of a nepo baby. He got a job working with Kupp and liked that he didn’t give him special treatment. What Kupp assumed to be a harmless fling turned very serious when Roddy caught feelings

(This was for my moot who likes this rare pair)

Then there’s Bee. Ex golden child before Sparkplug came along. Dealing with crushing self expectations and some issues with his carrier. He’s a bit of an adrenaline junky and a size queen to the point it worries his partner Grimlock (even if he’s also into it)

In this I want to have Megatron and Optimus be their parents, mostly because I find making TFP megatron both a mean mobster and dotting mother fun. His husband Optimus Prime is the mayor and works with Megatron to make sure the wrong people stay away. Sadly this took a toll on his body and made it seem like he couldn’t have any more Sparklings after Bee. However later down the line, Sparkplug appeared. This helps to retcon Spark being an only character along with helping character wise. It makes more sense why Megatron is desperate to have her back in his life

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*slams fist on the table*

I DON'T CARE OF HE DOESN'T HAVE A MOUTH I NEED TO CHOKE HIM

Bodyguard AU: part 9 Sonnet

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You know what, fuck it. Happy pride month everyone.

Full versions here and here

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somemore stuff

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Shaking your hand, I'm so glad that there is someone else who does oc x Canon with bulkhead where they're both absolute freaks for eachother. It's good for the soul me thinks >:]

Not gonna lie, I had no idea how much I was really into Bulkhead before starting to draw him with Sparkplug.

Obviously he was a character that I loved since I grew up with the cartoons he was in, but like… I guess I never realized you could simp for him (silky I know but still).

I remember seeing someone have a OC x cannon ship with him and I was like “hold on a second…” and then introduced the “Sparkplug having a celebrity crush on him” in the base AU, something that honestly really fit her character and made sense as she was someone who desperately wanted to be seen as strong and welcoming.

But then my brain started thinking and now we have the bodyguard au lol

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I fear your nfsw AUs may have given me a breeding kink. Because now I'm projecting onto my OC and I want my OC to impregnate the male transformers but be impregnated by the female transformers like windblade and elita one.

And it puts a smile on my face. Thank you.

You know it wasn’t my goal to get yall hooked on pregnancy and breeding kinks… might have been a side effect.

Well first off, good for you for living your truth, secondly I’m glad your smiling