imagine if u could hear ur hair growing
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If I don’t message you for months it’s not because I don’t like you it’s because I have no idea what to say to other humans that would interest them
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and btw the seas are fully dried up
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Hi i am Deficient in so many minerals and im about to do something ill regret
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thanks keyboard, when I accidentally typed hest instead of best I totally wanted the hest (norwegian word for horse) emoji
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hmmm
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Gamers dont drink
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Gamers will see water and be like "I am physically incapable of digesting this"
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Baby fox pup
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siri do my pets know i’m cleaning out their eye boogs or do they think i just like poking them in the corneas for fun all the time
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You know….. sometimes mom humor? It slaps hdjdbxkhfkfjfodjkx
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