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askpostin!!

goob mornin!! its asktime!! feat. the stealingpotatoes sequel canon continuity, stuff, and me saying the words 'force divorce'

aww thank you!! honestly drawing Din is always a fun challenge bc i-- well 1 i have to draw a helmet which is a Struggle but 2 (more importantly) bc I rlly have to think How Can I Show The Same Emotion i'd usually rely on expressions for but with body language (ESPECIALLY when Din isn't like... the Most expressive in the show) but good to know I'm pulling it off!!! :D

LMAO all of these options are amazing omg. tbh all three of them are Mostly Just Jedi, I don't think Grogu takes the Creed but his nationality (planetionality??) is definitely Mandalorian so he's still a Mando in that way!! and Din might get him some armour cause like... he's technically still a Foundling, Luke doesn't take ppl from their famblies!

can you imagine if it was a competition tho. the prize is 3 solid years of therapy

@sunrisemcash LMAO maybe he blends his food and eats it with a straw under the helmet

i was actually drawing her tales of the jedi redesign!!!! they finally replaced the boob tube in canon 🙏🙏

@timetoreadit-blog-blog aww thank you so much!!!! i got another message abt me replacing canon so good to know my new canon is Spreading lolll

@yourfreindlynighborhoodspycrab LMAO love that

@pingasking-brhdft I THINK HE SHOULD BE APOLOGISING TO MACE IF ANYTHING LMAO also force ghost Padme is absolutely force-divorcing Anakin's ass lolll

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leia please. din may be mand'alor but he's so scared of politics let him sit in peace

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“thats why he goes evil. he hasnt done podracing in too long”😂 I can just imagine Anakin going “not enough podracing, I’m going to the dark side bye” & Obi-Wan’s like “what, like they have more?”

LMAO amazing continuation omg

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Just wanted to say that I'm in love w/ your star wars comics and have been finding them for a while on Pinterest. Glad to finally find your blog!

♥️

triple hit!! 1. loll glad you found me!! absolute minefield to find credit on pinterest, 2. reposts only means no re-uploads, reblogs are very welcome (unless youre saying you reblogged to make up for seeing pinteresting reposts lol!! then thank u!) and 3. LMAO dw spam bots are usually boring, you're not!! that'd be a very funny concept good for boba

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leia please. din may be mand'alor but he's so scared of politics let him sit in peace

(commission info // kofi support!)

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Yours is the cutest Artoo I ever did see

aww thank u!!!! :D he'd be less cute if you could hear what he was saying

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Your time travel AUs for any Star Wars characters made me think about what would happen if a 14-year-old Ahsoka went to the future to see the Empire.

she finds and roasts her 30yo self, as any 14yo would

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WAIT A MINUTE

BD AND R2 BEING FRIENDS

OMG YES!!!

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ask answering!!

u know what time it is!! askposting!! feat. jedi academy, skywalkers apart au, and me being sad abt not playing survivor lolll

@minpage thank you both!!!!!!! gotta last out til mid november (Im absolutely buying it for myself for my birthday) and then this blog is gonna be on cal kestis lockdown for whoever knows how long LOL

also woe, sketchbook bd-1 be upon ye

i have not!! the only anime ive watched is spy x family loll

@chorus-of-hell IM GONNA GET TO GIVING ALL THE ACADEMY JEDI BETTER DESIGNS AT SOME POINT (except luke he's already got half a redesign going on) but there isnt a proper jedi uniform they all just wear whatever they feel like w robes

@yourfreindlynighborhoodspycrab LMAO omg quinlan's gonna need therapy after seeing like 4% of anakin's life

@beget-regret aww thank you so much omg!!!!!! unfortunately leia just has rex ): the rest of the 501st have their canon fates sob. luke does have all the handmaidens tho!!!

and yeahh they all know abt the other twin bc anakin told rex and ahsoka abt What Happened when he reunited w them and the Handmaidens have been around helping with the deception since day 1, so they all know abt everything! theyre the only ppl in padmes life aside from bail who DO know

@finwe77 cal indoctrinated them asap. aaren (human, not pictured) and sayuri (togruta) were definite holdouts but sayuri seceded bc her bestie Zakhar wanted to match, and Aaren probably just got cold and stopped being annoying abt it

i would potentially have to say luke spooned someone to death if it was...

sorry i was gonna answer this w an art but now i cba so its been in my inbox forever LOL anyway they're all too old and they all gasped in horror to say "oh force there may've been a second sporker out there..."

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Did Cal, Like, and Ahsoka gift Ezra a poncho so that they can coordinate outfits?

now all the sith have been defeated, force-users are split between poncho-wearers and poncho-antis. merrin and ezra are the last ppl standing against the ponchos

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Sorry for dropping into your asks like this but I just needed to say how much joy your Last (4) Jedi au brings me.

Especially Cal. The comic on the Poncho class made me laugh because a few days ago I stumbled upon a knitting magazine called "Poncho & Co" and it made me think that either Cal would be their No.1 subscriber or secretly their editor in chief :D

Anyways, long story short: I adore your art and wish you a lovely day!

LMAO that'd be so funny if he did tho. yes he's on the run from a huge fascist empire, yes he's going to take time out of his day to run a poncho magazine (holozine??). actually all i can think of is that one vine:

Cere: Oh good, you're not busy

Cal, updating his 12 subscribers on the latest poncho fashions: Actually Cere, I AM busy

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Has anyone ever known what's really going on in all of star wars? Just calm down, take a seat, and pick a blorbo or 3.

amen to that brother 🙏

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How do you think Windu’s force ghost was reacting to the Skywalker twins in the original trilogy and all their unhingedness? Surely he was just watching from afar with a bottle of alcohol saying something about Skywalker bullshit.

oh ABSOLUTELY

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enoch

go girl give us nothing! most mysterious ask ever

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I love older cal sm like holy shit

hands you him taking an old man (like 43 years old, he is lying when he says hes old) nap bc he needs the rest

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I'm so far behind in star wars lore I don't know 1/2 of what's going on. But I love your art anyway so I'm trying to piece out together with context clues. On a funny to me and maybe no one else note. My name is Cal. I dunno who the star wars Cal is. But if he not cool I need to fight him to keep my name (joking). Thank you for sharing so much art with us. It's fun

all you need to know abt cal is you shouldn't fight him, partly bc he's a bad bitch but mainly bc he just needs a nap he's been through so much. give him a blanket you guys can share the name

also its ok idk what the hell is happening on my blog most the time either <3

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okay but force ghost google (fggoogle) having to draw straws on who has to answer Lukes nebulous force question of the week

alternatively they just get anakin to do it every time because "your son, luke is. therefore your problem, he should be"