friend of the day!
you’ve met handsome roundboy, now we introducing….
His Royal Flatness, mexican burrowing toad!
SO FLAT! i am swooning
a face of a king
perfect is he body
i trust him
I love him
beautiful smile of toad
he know you love him too!
in he come for a kiss!
thank you goodbye!!
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“ObAmA’s GoiN AwAY FuNct!on!! tH3 WHITE HOUSE fInnA go UP! BYOe🍻🍃! DM FOR THE ADD–”
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@toliiveandletgo
I love you so much.
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depression: i want to die
anxiety: but what if you die
me:
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why are boys so loud why do they have to yell and push each other around in the hallways all the time shhhhhhhhh ssshhhhhhh shhh it’s alright calm down
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can’t relate to memes bout being ugly. sorry
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my sister has apparently had to stop playing Skyrim because she stole every book in the game to stock her house so now her house is full of books to the point where it almost breaks the game and every time she tries to read one guards teleport into her home and arrest her
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Jesus Never Died
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