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Steve: Alright, who the fuck broke the toaster? Mike: It was Dustin. Will: Yep. Dustin did it. El: All Dustin. Lucas: Absolutely no one but Dustin. Max: Completely and utterly Dustin’s fault. Steve: *raises an eyebrow* Dustin: … Dustin: You guys promised…
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Steve: I’m a responsible adult! Robin: *raises an eyebrow* Steve: I’m an adult. 
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Max: *takes out gun* Lucas: I thought you believed in gun control. Max: Yeah. I believe I should control the gun. 
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Dustin: What the hell is wrong with you? Steve: What, no good morning? Dustin: Good morning. WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU?! 
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Nancy: You’re insured, right? Jonathan: Yeah, why? Nancy: *breaks roof of car* Jonathan: Hey! That’s my car!
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(Talking About Vickie) Steve: Just go over there, stand tall, feet shoulder-width apart to communicate confidence, and ask her out. Robin: You are familiar with the concept of a league, right? And being out of one? Steve: Just go ask her to borrow some batteries, so she can light your lantern. Robin: Okay, vulgar. 
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(Over the Walkie) Mike: I AM SO MAD AT YOU!  Will: Why? Mike: I told you why. Will: When? Mike: When I get there. Will: Now??  
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Steve: Well, Dustin, I have to say, I’m really disappointed. Dustin: … Dustin: Well, you didn’t have to say it. You could’ve just thought it.
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Enzo: You see, I’m at least a motherfucker with a heart. Whereas you, Yuri? You’re just a motherfucker.
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Dustin: Again we meet, Steve. Steve: This is true, Dustin. Robin: *raises an eyebrow*
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Nancy: Yes, I know I’m stubborn, obsessive, and crazy, but those are all traits of great writers.  Fred: And serial killers! Nancy: What’s your point?  
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Steve: Tomorrow’s garbage day. Robin: Can’t believe they made a whole day dedicated to you.
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Eddie: Medusa’s got to be the sexiest woman in history. One glance, and you’re hard.  Steve: … Steve: I hate you.
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Steve: Alright. For twenty-four hours, all crimes are legal. What crimes would you commit? Dustin: None, because they’re all legal. Steve: … Steve: Listen here ya little shit.
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Will: You believe me? Mike: Will, you’re like the last good person in the world. Mike: I’d believe cartoon birds braided your hair this morning.
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Steve: Why are you late? Robin: A technical error occurred, causing an unexpectedly long bout of unconsciousness.  Steve: … Steve: Overslept? Robin: Overslept.
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Lucas: You see how I can’t scan myself? It’s ‘cause I’m priceless. Max: Or you’re not worth anything. Lucas: …
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