stormiiskii

[stormiiskii]

HEY! Just because I am now 20 I think having something to kind of re establish boundaries would be good! Considering the ones I put all those times ago have changed :D GENERAL RULES! Do not be racist, sexist, homophobic, antisemitic, ableist, or discriminatory against anyone for any reason. Please if someone is calling you out for things you have done or said, please self-reflect and take the proper steps to change or remove yourself from the community. If you see something you do not like, and it IS MADE WORSE BY BRINGING ATTENTION TO IT, THEN IGNORE IT! Bringing attention to problems that just arent really problems with either the community or me in general are not worth it! Please use common sense when thinking about what/what not to engage with! I personally wish that people in the community do NOT engage with people who just obviously do not like me! Chances are they want a reaction from it so it is MUCH better to just not argue with someone whos mind you will not change! ALLOW CRITICISM OF ME AND MY CONTENT! IF YOU DONT AGREE OR DONT LIKE THEN DO NOT ARGUE ABOUT IT!!!! ALL IT WILL DO IS CAUSE UNESSICARY DRAMA!!! DO NOT make ANY comments or content about me that is explicitly sexual. I completely understand that lately there have been bits due to the changes in how I’ve been presenting myself and how I’ve been presenting more femininely, but that does not allow anyone to use that as an excuse to sexualize any features and such that are more feminine or masculine. Remember that femininity is not sexual and should not be seen or created as such just because its there! (for example, the Vtuber costume and chat being overly weird over the added boobs where there was no need for it). DO NOT draw me in ways that are sexual either, such as highlighting any aspects in a sexual way, or making the content something sexual. I am completely okay with being drawn as any body type, masculine presenting or feminine presenting, as long as you stick to this! PLEASE DO NOT SPECULATE ABOUT MY PERSONAL LIFE!!! Making jokes about certain topics CAN be fine, but a line is crossed when it becomes a legitimate speculation or if a joke is said when I have expressed my discomfort! RESPECT MY FRIENDS!!! All of my friends are their own, incredible people. And they do not deserve to be lumped in or referred to as JUST "my friend". Be respectful in their chats even when im not there, and be respectful to all of them everywhere else! IF SOMEONE IS TRYING TO INFORM YOU THAT YOU MAY BE DOING SOMETHING WRONG PLEASE LISTEN!!! There has been a lot of times in which I have seen people be unwilling to change in the face of a genuine discussion, and that is not something I want in the community! I should NOT have to police every single thing because it should NOT take me saying something in order to change your mind! As my words are not worth more or less when it comes to a lot of subjects! And lastly, do good. Whenever you have the ability to. BE POSITIVE!!! The hater mindset is very draining and can be very toxic to both you and the people around you, so highlight the good instead of the bad if you have the ability to! I am so incredibly proud of how far this community has come, and I cannot wait for the future!!! I have spent some time writing this, but it may not be perfect, so I will update this as time goes on and I think of more, or if something needs to be SUPER cleared up, but for now these are the main ones! I will NOT be updating this after every little thing however, as I do not want you guys to feel like the only way that something is wrong is if I talk about it! As you guys should be able to sustain yourself as a community without my consistent input! Imma go enjoy my birthday by eating a pizza :) thank you all!

[stormiiskii]

Crow Crazy

Philza stared into the distance, he exhaled, nothing new happened that day (for once!) so it was a little boring. All he really did was stare at the vast sky all day thinking of what to do next. As the sun started to sink he saw a weird cloud of black, Phil sat up quickly thinking it was a code attack, but then he looked closer. It was a murder of crows!? He exhaled in surprise, eyes wide. It’s been such a long time since he had seen that many crows. He thought of what to do with so many possibilities and just the crows being there in general! And then an idea hit.

He ran to spawn, a bag of fruit in hand. He texted everyone else awake on the island to come to spawn. He had an idea. And boy, was he happy.

There weren’t very many people awake. Tubbo, Pac, Fit, Pierre, Etoiles, and him were the only ones awake. No one else was, but that’s okay! It was enough people for what he wanted to do. 

“Why’d you call us, king?” Tubbo asked kinda disappointed at being dragged away from his machines for a bit.

  “Do you see that black cloud?” Phil pointed toward the blob of blackness, “That there, is a murder of crows, the first I’ve seen in ages. So I thought~” he paused.

“What, what, what?” Pac jumped up and down. He had a few too many coffees…or drinks that morning.

Philza chuckled “I thought we would feed them!” He tossed the bag of fruit on the ground, “But we need to lure them over here first.” 

“I have an idea.” Etoiles said matter-of-factly after some silence of thinking, “We throw the fruit at them and that will get them over here.”

Phil sighed “That’s not quite gonna work…” He stared at the crows, “You know what, I’ll fly over there and try talking to them. Bit risky though. Crows can be crazy.” And he flew off

  It worked. The crows actually listened and followed him toward spawn.

“Watch out guys!” Phil called, “We’re coming!” they all ran under the spawn room, and Tubbo grabbed the fruit. Phil came down from the sky with a murder of crows and told the crows to stay calm. And—surprisingly enough—they did stay calm. Tubbo passed around some fruit for them to feed the crows.

“Now, before you feed them you need to know how careful you have to be.” Phil informed, “Crows are chaotic and crazy things so if they get too excited they will bite you.” 

“Right, yeah, of course!” Tubbo said, not really paying attention, he was just excited to feed the crows!

  “Okay, I trust you guys, but please, don’t get bitten.” He stepped away and let his fellow residents of the island feed the crows. 

It seemed to be going pretty well, everyone was laughing and having fun. No one had gotten bitten yet, but they were running out of fruit…

“I’ll be back, I’m going to get more. Please be careful!” He quickly ran off to get more fruit as quickly as he could.

“OW! FUCK! One bit me!” Tubbo yelped holding his finger.

“L” Etoiles laughed

“ ‘L’ I’ve just been bitten! Aren’t you rude!”

“Not my fault you’re an idiot and didn’t listen to Phil.”

“I did listen!!”

“You clearly did not listen, you literally just got bit.”

“Did too!”

“Did not!”

“Did too!”

“Did no-”

“GUYS!” Philza yelled standing between them after getting back with more fruit, “I leave for like TWO MINUTES and you guys are fighting!? Jesus!”

“He started it!” Etoiles said hiding the sword he may or may not have grabbed.

“I didn’t! All I said is that I was bitten and you attacked me for it!!”

“Nuh-uh!”

“Yuh-huh”

“Nuh-uh”

“Yuh-hu-”

“SILENCE! You guys need to calm down!” Phil sighed turning his attention toward Tubbo, “Are you okay, mate?”

“Just hurts a bit, no bleeding, no big deal.” 

“Good. And you Etoiles,” he turned toward Etoiles, “Need to be careful with what you say.”

“Mhm, yeah, sure!” Etoiles said, half listening, “I understand, but sometimes we need to add a bit of spice to something, y’know?”

Phil sighed, “You have a point…”

“No shit, of course I do. I am always right.” Tubbo rolled his eyes, he glanced at the others to see them giggling at what was happening, he sighed “Can we go back to feeding the crows?”

“Sure, mate. That’s a good idea.” Phil nodded. And that’s what they did Phil opened his eyes seeing the sun sinking behind the horizon. Oh, he thought to himself It was a dream… He glanced at the sky, no murder of crows to be seen. It was a good dream though, probably the best one in a while! He smiled, that was a good nap.