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Y’all think Stephen and Star-Lord talk about music together?

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Speaking of Star Lord: he's flirting with me any all I know is sarcasm. What do I do? -Sharon

Peter Quill flirts with everything that moves, so don’t let him melt you heart that easily. Only if you really want to, but be careful.

I mean…his face is really really dangerous. Have you seen it??

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I really hope there’s a scene in infinity war where peter quill is playing a song from his mixtape and doctor strange hears it and walks in and is immediately just like “Fox on the Run, B.C Sweet, 1974” and they talk about music until they realise they gotta fight a space war against violet from Charlie and the chocolate factory after she eats that gum

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Thor: Hi wizard.

Strange: Master of the Mystic Arts is the preferred term.

Spiderman: AHHHH!! A MAGICIAAAN!!!

Strange: It’s-!

Tony Stark: GANDALF

Strange: Ah-

Steve: There’s a priest on board.

Strange: Wha-

Banner: Is he a monk or something?

Strange: JESUS!!

Everyone: Amen!

Strange: *facepalms*

Nick Fury: *arrives*

Nick Fury: Since when you guys are religious?

Steve: Oh we were just respecting the priest there.

Peter Quill: I think he’s a mage.

Nick Fury: He’s my surgeon.

Everyone: ….

Nick Fury: What’s up?

Strange: Hi.

Nick Fury: How has life been treating you?

Strange: Apparently the Hydra guys tried to kill me and I became the strongest sorcerer on Earth.

Mantis: AAAHHHHHHNNNNNNNN HE’S A SOOOORCEREEEEER!

Everyone: Aaaahhh….! Why didn’t you say it before?

Spiderman: So, how can I join your cult? :D

Strange: ……

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The fact that Doctor Strange didn’t go back in time to fix the fuck up that Peter Quill caused when fighting Thanos pisses me off

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Are you angry at Quill...?

No.

I’m not angry at Quill.

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Who you care if I vanished or anyone I'm interested to know

I would care.

You’re a good person, Quill.

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is quill a brat to you right now

He’s complicated. But he’s kindhearted.

Most people would turn evil, if they had been through half his journey.

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loser

There’s a thing psychology called “projection”. I diagnose you with it.

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Yes….and…it’s a funny thing because it feels like Peter Quill only knows like…300 songs at most? Weird because considering all the cosmic technology the Guardians have…shouldn’t they have access to way more songs? Maybe only humans have this “musical culture” after all…

I love rock and its varieties, psychedelic rock, punk, indie, steampunk, gothic….of course I also love the classics, pop songs, romantic songs…I…I guess I like almost everything.

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How many did you see?

William Shakespeare’s Avengers (Part 10/?)

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( for Peter, Stephen, and Sylvie: 3 for 1 combo deal here! )

What's the best way to show a guy you're into him? I need your sage life advice. :)

"Easy, drop them into the mirror dimension and let them fall for thirty minutes."

"No, no, you kiss him and kick him through a time door. That's how it's done."

"...What the hell is wrong with you guys? What happened to the classics? Dick pic and call it a day."

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The ancient one learning she wasn't invited to the 80's avengers

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Eternals (2021) dir. Chloé Zhao What If...? 2.02: What If... Peter Quill Attacked Earth's Mightiest Heroes? (2023) dir. Bryan Andrews

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The Guardians of the Multiverse in What If…? The Watcher Broke His Oath - Marvel Studios

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“A being of infinite power and endless hunger, on a quest to invade every universe and bring all worlds into his Dark Dimension. And he hungers for Earth most of all.”

Request by Anon.

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Yeah, it would work. But you got to understand, that would mean everyone... who knows and loves you... We'd... We'd have no memory of you. It'll be as if you never existed.I know. Do it.

✦ GIFTOBER 2023 (+ @mcuchallenge) | Day 30/31: Goodbye.