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My favorite kind of Prokopetz post is when they describe this incredibly specific thing about indie video games or indie ttrpgs and you go "clearly they're vaguing the one specific indie piece that got popular last year" and then they pull out receipts for seven games that fit the bill and allude to a dozen more

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reading fanfic and getting slapped in the face with a reminder that most people think a slim dehydrated look is sexy? wtf

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i am not adam nor eve, i am the serpent

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pregnant clown girl with a small baby bump but when she gives birth...

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giving myself exposure therapy to men

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sissel sursday

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I don’t know how to explain to liberals that a leader behaving like a whipped dog while obeying a separate country’s fascist genocidal leader who is trying to cause a regional war after months of genocide so he can stay in power is the sign of a bad politician and especially a bad president. Joe Biden does not deserve uncritical support and protests against him are justified and warranted and he is risking a bigger war and losing to Donald trump for his own radical zionist beliefs. He deserves even more protests with how he’s handling Israel attacking Iran.

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what should i make with okra

i am so sorry to say that i am a white girl who does not know what to do with okra. i know it's classic in gumbo but that is a COMMITMENT of a soup. people fry it? have you ever fried anything?

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Didn't you retweet incest porn on 9/11?

we all mourn in different ways

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there's this one specific tumblr user that i don't want to name drop in your inbox because i don't want to sicc her on you but she's transfeminine and she Also goes around pedojacketing other random transfem (+ just generally trans) people and it's like... girl what are you doing. do you think that if you do a really good job of eating other people's faces the face-eating tigers won't eat your face too. i'm genuinely so mystified and upset by her like why are you doing this. i'm sending this to you because i was curious if you would have a take on this, having talked about topics relating to this before + having experienced a similar kind of dogpiling

I mean every group's got 'em, I guess. We'll probably be there for her when things go sour.

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I wonder how all the "I'm a lesbian trapped in a man's body" girls turned out...

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I dunno maybe I’m way way off base and I’m gonna pay for it later in life but I just don’t think that letting my kid dip a few pretzel sticks in Nutella an hour before dinner should be considered morally unconscionable.

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she was kinda frogmaxxing this episode tbh

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did you guys know about this oc stuff. you can just make a guy. big if true

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my fave greek history story to tell is that of agnodice. like she noticed that women were dying a lot during childbirth so she went to egypt to study medicine in alexandria and was really fucking good but b/c it was illegal for women to be doctors in athens she had to pretend to be a man. and then the other doctors noticed that she was 10x better than them and accused her of seducing and sleeping with the women patients. like they brought her to court for this. and she just looked at them and these charges and stripped in front of everyone like “yeah. im not fucking your wives” and then they got so mad that a woman was better at their jobs then them that they tried to execute her but all her patients came to court and were like “are you fucking serious? she is the reason you have living children and a wife.” so they were shamed into changing the law and that is how women were given the right to practice medicine in athens