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truly nothing funnier than having an archive of when you first started getting into a media that has since consumed your entire life

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Chat am I cooked that this is my current OTP?

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thinking fondly of this meme I made for a coworker years and years ago

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throw that ass back sensitive style if you believe in love

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BFDI 1a as a gif

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Rupaul's Stanford Prison Experiment

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it’s just me and the 5 people on here who know my oc by name against the world

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Listening to a podcast

"Let's take a word from our sponsor."

*Skip ahead a minute* "You can-"

*Skip ahead a minute* "Use code-"

*Skip ahead a minute* "300,000-"

*Skip ahead a minute* "300,000-"

*Skip ahead a minute* "T-shirts-"

*Skip ahead a minute* "Motherfuck-"

*Go back 15 seconds*

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LOL but seriously release the hounds

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people do not like it when you have principles and they don't

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im gonna kill myself [remembers that suicide jokes make people uncomfortable] uhh [in valley girl voice] im like soooo totally gonna blow my brains out... [waiting for polite laughter that never comes] sorry [remembering that i apologise too much and i need to work on that] No im not

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"how do you tell the difference between a whippet and an italian greyhound" simple. look at it head on. if it looks like a dog it's a whippet. if it's making a face like you've just threatened it with a firearm, it's an iggy

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Many are not familiar with what is called a diva moment. Youre about to learn