strawhatmay

[strawhatmay]

i fear sanji only ever has room for one thought in his little head

[strawhatmay]

Here’s drabble number three from this au. The idea grabbed me by the neck until I wrote it.

An interruption from the restaurant to the apartment.

Warnings -> Suggestive, Implied car sex

The Birthday Present

Dinner was lovely, Sanji was as charming as always, and Zoro did his best to behave like a gentleman while eating.

Now, they’re on the way back to the apartment for his big birthday present.

[How far are you guys?] Usopp texted Zoro.

[‘bout 5 min] Zoro answers, making sure Sanji can’t see his phone.

Then, Zoro feels a hand on his leg, very near his crotch.

He looks to his left, and Sanji gives him a quick look with a smirk from the driver’s seat, the other hand on the wheel.

[Make it 20] Zoro texts Usopp and locks his phone.

“You ready for your present?” Zoro says with a teasing smile and a seductive tone.

“Feels like the same thing you gave me last year,” Sanji says as he puts his whole right hand on Zoro’s bulge.

“Get your hand off my dick then,” Zoro answers with a smirk.

“You’d rather I put my mouth on it?” Sanji almost purrs.

“Mmm, isn’t it supposed to be a gift for you, though? -ah-“ Sanji starts massaging him through his pants. “Right now it feels like I’m the birthday boy.”

“You’ll see when we get home.” Sanji also sounds a bit agitated.

Right, home. He can’t let Sanji get there if he’s hard.

“When was the last time we had sex in the car?” Zoro asks in a suggestive tone.

“You mean that one quicky right after you won against Alber?” Sanji spares him a glance. “That was hot, but it was a mess, and my back was killing me for like two days after.”

“I can be on top then this time,” Zoro tells him as he goes for Sanji’s lap.

But Sanji flinches. “Do NOT touch me, I WILL crash.”

They stop at a red light, and Zoro fully turns to him.

“Zoro…” Sanji starts, cause he knows Zoro’s gonna beg.

“You said your back hurt, so I’ll be on top. What other issue is there?”

“Liquids! This is practically a new car!”

“I’ll swallow the whole thing-“

“Stop, gross.” Sanji makes a face.

“Ok, you have tissues in the glove compartment, you always do”

“There’s no lube!” Sanji looks around.

“Please, like that stopped us before.” Zoro gives him a look.

“Ok fair, but still. Why do it here, in this cramped up, cold space, with no lube, when we can go make love in a big, warm, soft bed?”

Tempting…but they will not be able to use the bed for a few more hours.

“…because I want to do it here.” Zoro insists.

“It’s MY birthday, doesn’t that count for anything?”

“It didn’t count when I said I wanted to top the next morning of mine.”

“Because it wasn’t your birthday anymore, AND you fucked me twice the night before.” Sanji explains. He has a point, of course, but…

“Sanji…” Ah, the bedroom voice. A low, breathy tone that almost turns into a whine at the end.

Green light. Sanji looks ahead and starts the car. He tries to ignore Zoro cause he knows he must be giving him the biggest puppy eyes he can.

“Baby…”

Zoro is trying SO hard right now. The bedroom voice is only reserved for…the bedroom, but Zoro uses it when he really really wants Sanji to agree on something.

“Stop it, why are you so determined to-”

“You know how much I love you, yeah?”

Sanji turns to him for a moment and glares like he just slapped him.

“How much I want your eyes on me, all the time, only on me.”

“Don’t-”

Sanji closes his eyes for a second, overwhelmed with emotion. That’s one way to tell he’s about to break.

“And I would do anything for you, baby.”

“You would, huh?”

“Live and die for you, you only.” He almost whispers.

Zoro grabs Sanji’s right hand from the wheel and puts it on his bulge again as he tilts his head back and closes his eyes.

“Let me ride you, make you feel how much I want you.”

“…fucking shit.” Sanji’s pissed.

Either way, he parks at the nearest parking lot that looks dark enough.

-

Almost 30 minutes later, they make it to the apartment complex. Zoro texts Usopp that they’re right outside.

Inside the elevator, Sanji attacks Zoro’s mouth. They get their hands on each other, and Sanji starts stroking Zoro’s back gently. “You’re ok, right?”

“You’re kidding? It was wonderful, you just wanted to complain,” Zoro says, smiling. The doors open and they head to their place.

Sanji pushes him with his arm a bit. Zoro stumbles and then does the same. They both have dopey smiles.

“This isn’t the same car as last time, moron.” Sanji almost laughs.

“I could top you anywhere, Curly.” Zoro hits Sanji’s chest with his index finger.

“I’ll remember that.” Sanji smirks.

They get to the door and he takes out his keys. Sanji drops them, and Zoro goes to pick them up.

“Let me,” Zoro tells him and bites his lip.

Sanji laughs a bit confused. “What a gentleman.” He kisses Zoro again, but it doesn’t end there.

Zoro struggles to open the door while making out with his boyfriend, who seems to be very eager for round two. As he finally succeeds, Sanji pushes him to the wall right next to it, still mouth to mouth. Zoro pushes him off just a little bit and turns on the light.

“SURPRISE!” Everyone in the room screams, confetti flies, and people start coming out of their hiding spots.

Sanji looks at them, shocked.

If it wasn’t obvious because of the balloons and the cake, and the fact that everybody he likes is in one room…

“HAPPY BIRTHDAY, SANJI” Franky, Usopp, Chopper, and Luffy scream as Nami goes to hug him.

Everyone else also screams “Happy birthday.” And as Nami gets her hug, everyone else gets closer to do the same.

“You guys…this is so…thank you, thank you so much, I’m so happy to see you all,” Sanji says as he accepts hugs and praises. “How did you even…all this, YOU- you…” Sanji lets go of Reiju and points at Zoro behind him, who gives him a shy smile.

“You were in on this, weren’t you?”

Zoro puts his palms in the air and shrugs.

Sanji grabs his face and gives him a few pecks. Niji and Yonji make gagging noises.

“Alright alright, he just had an idea, we basically took over from there,” Nami says. Zoro sticks his tongue at her, and she does the same.

“Thank you, thanks to all of you. Really.” Sanji looks like he’s about to cry. Zoro hugs him from behind and Sora comes out from the crowd.

“Oh, dear,” she says as she grabs his face with both hands.

“I’m ok, ma.” Sanji squeezes Zoro’s arms around him. “Let’s celebrate, shall we?” He smiles.

The end.

[strawhatmay]

Here’s another piece in the same universe as “A friend in the house.” I love the idea of the Vinsmoke brothers actually being brothers, in a modern au. So yeah, If you like this one, check out the other one I have and also consider following me cause I’m gonna keep posting stuff from this universe ☺️ I’m currently working on an Amnesia au (Zosan/Sanzo, always) as well.

Anyways, this one is about Zoro struggling to find Sanji’s bedroom in the Vinsmoke household, I hope you like it! I’m pretty satisfied with how it turned out.

Meet the Vinsmokes

Red opens the door in a fancy suit.

“Hey Zoro, come on in,” he says while adjusting his tie. Zoro nods at him with a smile and enters.

Ichiji is easily the least annoying of the bunch, still annoying sometimes but not even half as much as his siblings. With both quiet but strong personalities, they get along just fine.

Even Reiju gets on his nerves more often than not. She’s too much like Sanji.

“Date night?” Zoro asks him.

“Actually yeah, but don’t tell the others, I told them it was just some work dinner,” he half whispers.

That makes sense, given how much they tease each other, but Red specifically could not live this down.

From a very young age, he was known as the one “without feelings” the most. It was Red, Blue, and Green, but as they grew up, Blue and Green transitioned and showed emotion. Not Red. Not really. Sure, he loves his mom and his siblings, but he rarely shows it. And it’s clear he loves Zeff, just like the rest of them, but that love he shows even less. He’s always been the kind of guy who focuses on his career and making money.

So, Ichiji going on a DATE? A ROMANTIC date? He LIKES likes someone? It’s embarrassing. And Zoro can’t blame him for not wanting his family to find out yet. Hell, it was embarrassing for him once he realized that basically everybody knew he was crushing on his current boyfriend back then.

“Hey I’m just here to wait for the Cook, not to speak to the rest of the Power Rangers,” Zoro tells him.

“Good luck with that,” Ichiji says, takes his car keys, and leaves through the main door.

Now…the house is practically a mansion, not hard for a regular person to get lost, “so what’s left for poor Zoro?” one might ask.

The thing is, he’s been here a good number of times to know his way around. Or so Sanji assures him. But every time he comes in without the blonde it feels like a brand new house.

So he goes through one hall expecting to find the stairs to the bedrooms, but finds the big living room instead.

“ZORO HEY, YOU WANNA PLAY MORTAL KOMBAT WITH ME?” Green screams from the couch in front of the huge TV. He waves a joystick at Zoro.

“No, thanks,” he answers. Zoro knows Yonji looks up to him like an idol. He’s not sure why though, he’s barely an example of anything, and Sanji keeps him in line most of the time anyway.

“Come ONN, I’ll let you be Scorpion this time.” It’s not his fault really, that he’s used to getting what he wants, being the baby of the clan. Zoro doesn’t know how Judge (ugh) and Sora treated him when he was an actual baby, but his siblings basically let him do whatever he wants, even when he’s only younger by a few minutes.

“We never play anymore! What happened to the fun, single, Zoro who never missed an opportunity to play with the coolest Vinsmoke?”

(He finally got with your brother, that’s what) Zoro thinks but doesn’t say. If he told Yonji the truth, that he was only really being friendly with him to get on Sanji’s good side back when they weren’t together yet, it would break his heart. Make Yonji cry and whatever good relationship Zoro has with the family turns into trash pretty quickly.

“Sorry buddy, I’m on the clock”

That´s a lie, the movie starts in no less than two hours, and Sanji is still at the restaurant. But Green doesn´t need to know.

Zoro looks around for a different door. Why are they all the exact same door, though?

“Sure sure, ok some other time then, yeah? How about tomorrow? You’re staying the night, right?” Yonji insists.

“Yeah yeah, we can play tomorrow.”

“Ok! Cool! Can’t wait! But you can’t be Scorpion, that was a one-time offer,” Yonji says as he grabs a handful of chips.

“Sure buddy, bye bye now.” Zoro heads to the door far left, passing the fancy tall flower pots.

With his mouth full, Green keeps talking. “The best I can do is Sub Zero, but I guess you can also be Johnny Cage if you really really want, although he’s usually Niji’s pick. You also got Jax, Sonya Blade…oooh Liu Kang is pretty cool, he seems like your style…”

Zoro closes the door and takes a look at the room. Another big space with some fancy chairs and a couch. Great.

He decides to just go right every time there’s more than one option. So he goes through a couple of bathrooms (mind you, one was the size of his apartment), a studio, a room with just a big piano in it, and then finally the stairs.

Zoro reaches the second floor and goes left. Cause Sanji’s bedroom was to the left, right?

He walks for a bit, just looking around, trying to spot Sanji´s big black door. He contemplates whether to just call out to his boyfriend, but he must be so close, he can´t give up now.

Suddenly, the most annoying voice speaks from behind him.

“Oh ho ho…don’t tell me you’re lost.” A teasing edge to his tone.

Zoro doesn’t turn around. He closes his eyes to prepare himself for this interaction.

Blue.

“You know, for someone who's been in my house a LOT in the past year, you sure don’t act like it.”

“Niji, piss off.” Zoro doesn’t want to deal with his bullshit. Not now and not ever, to be honest.

“Oh don’t be like that, Mossy~” Zoro turns around with a scowl, annoyed at the nickname (only one person can call him that and get away with it). “I can help you, let me see your collar, I’ll call your owner.” The bastard smiles. He’s dressed in his tennis player outfit, holding the racket like an asshole.

Why? Why is he here? Why couldn’t he just be out somewhere else for the day? And why is he here? In this hall? Out of the many many halls in this house?

“Tell me that at least you know these walls,” he gestures at the wall to his left, “are not the walls you usually see during your normal walk.”

“I don’t want your assistance, Number Two.”

“Oh but you do need it, badly, don’t you?” Smug. “I'm sure you don't even know where you are right now, poor little ugly thing.”

He’s as condescending as they come. The typical rich jerk who acts like he's better than anyone else and gets on your nerves. He always manages to find new ways to annoy the hell outta Zoro.

“There is nothing I need less than your clown hair near me.”

“And look who's talking.” Niji might act like the comment didn’t bother him, but his tone change says otherwise. “Maybe all that hair dye is finally getting in your brain, huh?”

“I told you, it’s natural.”

“Sure sure, mine too.” But the sarcasm is evident.

It’s not like natural blue hair doesn’t exist, like Vivi’s, but he’s seen old pictures of Niji, of all of them, and they were all blond when they were kids. Zoro’s hair has always been green.

“I’ve always BEEN like this.” He’s getting irritated.

“You’ve always been directionless? Or as stubborn as a mule? Either way, I bet it’s true.” Niji´s smile is wide and annoying. Zoro wants to punch it.

“Listen, you little-“

“What’s going on here?” A voice interrupts them.

Nightmare is over.

“I was just offering my help to this ungrateful patch of grass.” Niji looks at his brother annoyed, like he was not bothering Zoro just now.

“Help with what, exactly?” Sanji crosses his arms.

“I was just-“ Zoro starts. “He’s been roaming around the house for a good half hour before I ran into him,” Niji interrupts him. “I saw him through the security cameras.”

“Oh yeah?” his boyfriend looks at Zoro with a smile. Very different from Blue, Sanji’s face shows adoration. Doesn’t make the whole thing less embarrassing for Zoro, though.

“How about you mind your business, Sonic?” Zoro says while Sanji grabs his arm and drags him in the opposite direction. “Don’t have anything better to do than watch the camera pointing at the main door?”

“I was trying to spy on my brother, dumbass.” Damn, Ichiji is not gonna like that. “For the record, you think ‘Sonic’ is an insult? I WISH people called me that.”

Sanji stops Zoro before he can say anything else. “Let it go, Moss.” When Niji is out of earshot, Zoro relaxes. Sanji lets go of his arm and interlocks their hands.“I just need to change my jacket and we´ll be on our way.”

“You gotta let me punch him one of these days, you know he’s asking for it,” Zoro pleads, still being dragged by Sanji. (Oh right, these walls do look familiar now) he realizes. These have flowers, while the others had stripes.

“We’ve talked about this, you can’t put your hands on my siblings,” Blondie says patiently.

Zoro protests under his breath.

“Speaking of…”

They reach Sanji’s bedroom. Sanji puts down the code and opens the door. Zoro heads to the desk and sits down, facing Sanji, who stands still in front of him.

“Is there something you wanna tell me?”

Zoro rests his elbows on his legs and looks up at Sanji, confused. “What do you mean?”

“You know how you were…fighting with Niji back there…” Sanji looks at the floor, hesitant.

“If it bothers you so much, I can try to be civil, but he-”

“No, that's…not what I meant- I just…” Sanji struggles and Zoro keeps staring, waiting.

Sanji signs.“He gets on your nerves pretty easily, like I used to. You guys fight a lot, like we used to…and I'm just wondering if maybe that's a…thing, for you,” Sanji won't look at him.

Zoro laughs loudly. “Are you out of your mind?” He gets up and makes Sanji look him in the eye.

“He's not the ‘annoying but hot’ type, not even the ‘annoying but cute’ guy, he's just annoying, plain and simple,” he puts his arms under Sanji´s forearms and smiles. “You're both.”

Sanji grabs a handful of Zoro´s hair and yanks until the latter complains. Then, he lets go and gives him a peck. “Alright, just making sure.”

“I argue with Nami all the time, do you think I want her in my bed?” Zoro says while Sanji goes to his closet to change into a warmer jacket. “Seriously, what were you thinking?” he says almost laughing again.

“I hate you,” Sanji answers with a smile on his face. When he gets close to Zoro again, he points at his face. “You better not tell anyone about this,” he says, suddenly serious.

“That's gonna be difficult, I don't know Curly…” Zoro says teasing him as he heads to the door and opens it.

“Mosshead, I swear-”

They close the door.

[strawhatmay]

Does this count as a marriage?

[strawhatmay]

Versión en español de A friend in the house

Una amiga en la casa

[Zoro se encuentra con alguien de camino al baño en la casa Vinsmoke]

Era tarde, muy tarde, pero Zoro realmente tenía que ir a orinar, así que se levantó, se puso la bata de Sanji y salió del dormitorio con mucho cuidado.

Una casa enorme pero sin baño privado, la lógica de Judge Vinsmoke, "la quiero gigantesca, prácticamente una mansión, ¿baños? Me importa un carajo, ponlos donde sea". Zoro nunca lo conoció, murió cuando Sanji tenía 6 años, afortunadamente.

Incluso después de que los hermanos Vinsmoke cumplieran 21 años, todavía viven en la misma casa. Sora insistió, los quería a todos en un solo lugar siempre y cuando sean felices, y bueno, ninguno de ellos tuvo el corazón para decirle que no a su madre.

Es por eso que Zoro tiene que pasar por un laberinto para encontrar un baño en medio de la noche, en lugar de simplemente caminar unos pocos pasos desde la cama en un apartamento hipotético que sería de ellos dos. O de Sanji, por lo menos. A Zoro le encantaría mudarse con él, pero quizá a Sanji le gustaría vivir solo por un tiempo antes de eso.

Oh, Sanji. Debe darse prisa y volver a la cama. Tuvieron una pequeña discusión hace una semana y ahora estaban de vuelta, él estaba de vuelta en sus brazos. Fue una tontería, muy tonta, solo necesitaban hablarlo, y anoche Sanji lo llamó diciendole que lo extrañaba, así que Zoro se encontraba tirando piedritas a su ventana 5 minutos después.

"Sí, este debe ser el baño", piensa Zoro cuando reconoce la puerta. Justo cuando se está acercando, otra figura con una bata rosa aparece en la oscuridad y también se acerca. Ambos con batas tan claramente de sus respectivas parejas, se detienen y se miran fijamente.

"Roronoa" dice la figura, un poco irritada.

"Tash" dice Zoro, tratando de sonar amigable.

...que incómodo.

"¿Te arreglaste con el rubio?" Tashigi pregunta con una sonrisa burlona.

"¿Volviste con la rosada?" Zoro responde.

Ella sonríe. "¿Sino por qué estaría aquí?"

"No lo sé, tal vez estabas saliendo con uno de sus hermanos".

"Que asco"

"O tal vez te infiltraste", Zoro dice y se encoge de hombros.

"Sí, claro, porque YO fui la que se trepó al balcón de Sanji hace como tres horas". Ahora se estaba burlando de una manera amistosa. Zoro nunca se da cuenta si Tashigi es su amiga o enemiga.

"¿Cómo te enteraste?" Zoro pregunta, de repente preocupado de que el resto de la casa también lo haya escuchado.

"La habitación de Sanji está justo encima de la biblioteca, literalmente te vimos todo el tiempo. Sabes que puedes usar la puerta, ¿verdad?" Ella le pregunta como si fuera tonto.

"Es más divertido así", dice tratando de parecer indiferente.

Ella hace una pausa y luego pregunta: "¿Le tienes miedo a Zeff?"

Atrapado.

"...Tal vez, ¿y qué? Es intimidante", admite Zoro, porque de verdad, ¿alguien lo culparía?

"Es un chef mayor de edad con una sola pierna", dice, apoyándose en la pared y cruzando los brazos. "Además, le caes mejor que yo y a mi me permiten usar la puerta".

"Sí, bueno, yo nunca he terminado con *mi* Vinsmoke", dice Zoro, pero luego siente un poco de culpa, así que agrega "sin ofender".

"Está bien, es la verdad", dice Tashigi, que ahora parece un poco desanimada.

Zoro sabe por qué Tashigi terminó con Reiju un par de veces en el pasado. Reiju y Sanji son bastante cercanos, y naturalmente, Sanji le cuenta todo a su pareja. No quiere involucrarse demasiado en los asuntos de otras personas, pero al menos puede ofrecer un consejo.

“Mira... No sé mucho sobre tu relación, pero... a veces pienso que tampoco lo merezco a él, ¿sabes?"

Zoro le dice, con cuidado.

Tashigi lo mira, parece estar prestándole atención ahora.

Zoro continúa con "y eso está bien, está bien sentirse no digno a veces, pero... trata de confiar en que ella piensa que en realidad lo eres, que la mereces y confía en su criterio. Es su decisión estar contigo, elegirte a ti, ¿entiendes?"

Pasan unos segundos, Zoro comienza a ocupar sus dedos con la tela de su bata amarilla.

"Wow... y yo pensaba que el rubio te eligió solo por tus tetas", dice Tashigi, ahora completamente de pie, con las manos en las caderas. Ella sonríe. Zoro refleja la sonrisa.

"Gracias, Zoro", dice y golpea suavemente su hombro con el puño.

"De nada", dice y le hace lo mismo.

Justo cuando terminan de hablar, se abre la puerta del baño.

Un tipo MUY alto con el pelo morado sale en una bata roja. Se para en medio de Zoro y Tashigi, mira entre ellos y dice "todo suyo" mientras se aleja.

Los otros dos se miran el uno al otro sorprendidos.

"¿...ese era Charlotte Katakuri?" Tashigi susurra mientras mira la bata roja desaparecer por el pasillo.

"No me lo puedo creer", dice Zoro, finalmente cerrando la boca. "¿No odiaba a Ichiji?" Añade, susurrando también.

"Claro, porque dos personas no pueden odiarse y al mismo tiempo querer coger", dice Tashigi sarcásticamente y le da a Zoro una mirada.

"...Ok, ya entendí " responde y mira a su alrededor un poco avergonzado.

"Aunque esto es mucho más controversial que ustedes, son capitanes de equipos rivales", susurra a medias mientras se acerca un poco.

"Los Charlotte nos van a odiar aún más", dice Zoro.

"¿Nos?"

"Bueno, sí, somos parte del clan Vinsmoke, ¿verdad?" Zoro pregunta con el ceño fruncido.

"Supongo, sí, nunca lo había pensado antes"

Pasa un momento.

"Ey, míranos conversando" Zoro se ríe. "Supongo que ahora tengo una amiga en esta casa", añade mientras abre la puerta del baño.

"Oye, 'amigo', ¿por qué TU vas pri-?" pero la puerta se cierra en su cara.

Fin.

[strawhatmay]

Just a little drabble I managed to write, but it IS my first ever piece of Zosan fanfiction 😭 (althought it is not about them lol) As always, constructive critiscism is more than welcomed.

A friend in the house

[Zoro runs into someone on the way to the bathroom in the Vinsmoke house]

It was late, very late, but Zoro really had to go take a piss, so he got up, grabbed Sanji’s robe and got out of the bedroom as quietly as possible.

 

This big ass house and no private bathroom, just the logic of Judge Vinsmoke, "let's make a gigantic one, practically a mansion, oh toilets? I don't give a fuck, put them wherever." Zoro never met him really, he died when Sanji was 6, good fucking riddance.

Even after the Vinsmoke siblings all turned 21, they still share a house. Sora insisted, she wanted them all in one place as long as they were happy here, and well, none of them had the heart to say no to their mom.

 

So that's why Zoro has to go through a maze to find a bathroom in the middle of the night, instead of just finding one a few steps away from the bed in a hypothetical apartment they would own. Or, Sanji would own, he means. Zoro would love to move in with him, but Sanji might like to have his own place for a bit before that.

 

 

Ah, Sanji. He needs to hurry up so he can go back to bed. They had a little argument a week ago and now they were back, he was back in his arms. It was silly, so silly, they just needed to talk it out, and last night Sanji called him saying he missed him, so Zoro was throwing tiny rocks at his window 5 minutes later.

 

"Yeah that's definitely the bathroom," Zoro thinks when he recognizes the door. Just when he's aproaching it, another figure in a bright pink robe appears in the dark and goes to the door as well. Both in robes so clearly from their respective partners, they stop and stare at each other.

 

 

"Roronoa" she aknowledges, a bit irritated.

 

"Tash" says Zoro, trying to sound friendly.

 

…awkward.

 

"Made up with Blondie?" Tashigi asks with a teasing smile.

 

"Back together with Pinkie?" Zoro answers.

 

She smiles. "Why else would I be here?"

 

"I don't know, maybe you were seeing one of her brothers."

 

"Ew."

 

"Or maybe you sneaked in," Zoro shrugs.

 

"Yeah right, cause I'M the one who climed through Sanji's balcony like three hours ago." Look at that, now she was teasing in a friendly way. Zoro can never tell if Tashigi is a friend or an enemy.

 

"How do you even know about that?" Zoro asks, suddendly worried the rest of the house heard him too.

 

"Sanji's room is right on top of the library, we literally saw you the whole time. You know you can just use the door, right?" she asks him like he's dumb.

 

"It's more fun this way" he says, trying to look nonchalant.

 

She pauses and then asks: "You’re scared of Zeff?"

Caught.

 

"...maybe, so what? He's intimidating" Zoro admits, because really, would anyone blame him?

 

"He's an old chef with one leg," she says, leaning on the wall and crossing her arms. "Besides, he likes you more than he likes me and I'm allowed to use the door."

 

"Yeah well, I've never broken up with *my* Vinsmoke," Zoro says, but then he feels that maybe it was a bit cold, so he adds "no offense."

 

"It's fine, it is what it is" Tashigi says, now seeming a little sad.

 

Zoro knows why Tashigi broke up with Reiju a couple times in the past. Reiju and Sanji are pretty close, and naturally, Sanji tells him everything. He doesn't wanna get too involved in other people's bussiness, but at least he can offer some advice.

 

"Hey, so...I don't know much about your relationship but...I often think I don't deserve him either, you know?"

 

Zoro tells her, carefully.

 

Tashigi looks at him, she seems to be paying real attention now.

 

He continues "and that's ok, it's ok to feel unworthy sometimes, but just...try to trust that she thinks you actually are, that you do deserve her and trust her judgement. It's her decision to be with you, to choose you, you know?"

 

A few seconds pass, Zoro starts fidgeting with the fabric of his yellow robe.

 

"Huh...and here I thought Blondie chose you only because of your boobs" Tashigi says, now fully on her feet, with her hands on her hips. She smiles. Zoro mirrors the smile.

 

"Thank you, Zoro" she says and bumps his shoulder softly with her fist.

 

"You're welcome" he says and does the same to her.

 

Just when they finish talking, the door to the bathroom opens.

A VERY tall guy with purple hair comes out wearing a red robe. He stands in the middle of Zoro and Tashigi, looks between them and says “all yours” as he walks away.

The other two stare at each other surprised.

“…was that Charlotte Katakuri?” Tashigi whispers as she looks at the red robe dissappear in the hallway.

“I can’t believe it” Zoro says, finally closing his mouth. “Did he not completely hate Ichiji?” he adds, whispering as well.

“Right, cause two people can’t hate each other but also want to fuck” says Tashigi and gives Zoro a pointed look.

“…ok, I get it” he answers and looks around a bit embarrassed.

“They are way more controversial than you two though, both captains of rival teams” she half whispers as she gets a bit closer.

“The Charlottes are gonna hate us even more” says Zoro.

“Us?”

“Well, yeah, we’re part of the Vinsmoke clan, aren’t we?” Zoro asks with a frown.

“I guess, yeah, I never thought about it before”

A moment passes.

“Hey, look at us gossiping” Zoro laughs. “Guess now I have a friend in this house” he adds as he opens the bathroom door.

“Hey ‘friend’, why do YOU get to go-“ but the door is closed to her face.

The end.

[strawhatmay]

These are a bunch of Zosan/Sanzo fics I read and my rating. All complete works and no sad endings because I can’t handle that.

(The ratings don’t really have an explanation, I just put the number I felt like right after finishing them)

I am planning on adding all of my collection, so literally every single fic of them I’ve ever read, but it’s gonna take a while to put together so I wanna publish this for now.

🫦 Smut

🩵 Fluff

🌧️ Angst

🏈 College AU

🍎 High School AU

👥 Soulmate AU

🌆 Modern AU

👱🏻Childhood AU

👑 Royal AU

🧬 Omegaverse AU

⚔️Medieval/Historical AU

🐎Western AU

⭐️Extra works after

Fanfics

 

💚 Honey, you're familiar(like my mirror, years ago)

9️⃣🌆👥🌧️🩵🫦

 

💛Mettle

🔟🌆🏈🌧️🩵🫦

 

💚Coconut oil

9️⃣🌆🩵🫦

 

💛Looking for Balance

8️⃣🧬🌧️🩵🫦⭐️

 

💚 Steady, as she goes

7️⃣.5️⃣🌆🌧️🩵

 

💛 Foolish body

7️⃣.5️⃣🧬🫦🌧️🩵

 

💚 The Curse of 100 Kisses

9️⃣🌧️🩵🫦

 

💛 Parasol

9️⃣🌆🩵🌧️🫦

 

💚 Predisposed Defiance

9️⃣🧬🩵🌧️🫦

 

💛 Chapters closed

8️⃣🌆🍎🩵🌧️🫦

 

💚take care of you

9️⃣🌧️🩵🫦

 

💛Feeling lucky

9️⃣.5️⃣🌆🩵🫦

 

💚The Earth and the Sun

9️⃣🌧️🫦🩵

 

💛Point and Click

7️⃣.5️⃣🌆🩵

 

💚Always Got Your Back

8️⃣.5️⃣🌧️🩵🫦

 

💛 Part Timer

🔟🫦🌧️🩵⭐️

 

💚Facade

8️⃣.5️⃣🌧️🩵

 

💛Rules of Love

9️⃣🩵🫦

 

💚Utilities Included

8️⃣🌆🧬🫦🌧️🩵

💛Shimotsuki Salt and Sand

8️⃣.5️⃣🌆🩵🫦

 

💚Late Night with Sanji Black

8️⃣.5️⃣🌆🩵⭐️

 

💛Call It What You Want

9️⃣🌧️🩵

 

💚Make It To Me

9️⃣🌆🏈🌧️🩵🫦

 

💛Wildcat

8️⃣.5️⃣🌆🍎🩵

 

💚bruise

9️⃣🫦🌧️🩵

 

💛 Cold Coffee

9️⃣🌆🏈👥🩵🫦

 

💚Draum

8️⃣.5️⃣⚔️🌧️🩵🫦

 

💛 On thin ice

🔟🌆🏈🌧️🩵🫦

 

💚Samaritan Blues

9️⃣🐎🌧️🫦🩵

 

💛 Ocean's Child

8️⃣👱🏻🌧️🩵⭐️

 

💚 Let me be your inspiration

9️⃣🌆🏈🩵

💛Retrograde

9️⃣🌧️🩵

 

💚 Arm in Arm series

8️⃣.5️⃣⚔️🌧️🩵⭐️

 

💛Delphinium

9️⃣.5️⃣🌆🌧️🩵

 

💚Done Dirt Cheap

9️⃣🐎🌧️🩵🫦

 

💛The Fox's Heart

9️⃣👱🏻🌧️🫦🩵

 

💚The Onigiri Story

8️⃣🫦🌧️🩵

 

💛The Roronoa Fruit

8️⃣.5️⃣🩵🌧️⭐️

 

💚Wrong Number

6️⃣.5️⃣🌆🩵🫦

 

💛Kissgate

8️⃣.5️⃣🌆🫦🩵⭐️

 

💚Sandpiper

9️⃣.5️⃣🫦🌧️🩵

 

💛at last, i see the light

9️⃣.5️⃣⚔️🌧️🩵

💛Cigarettes After Sex

9️⃣🌆🫦🌧️🩵

 

💚The Wreckage of Greed

9️⃣⚔️🌧️🩵🫦

 

💛moonlighters

9️⃣🫦🌧️🩵

 

💚 Right Here All Along

9️⃣⚔️🌧️🩵

💛It’s In His Kiss

8️⃣.5️⃣🩵