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saw this meme on twitter and had to doodle them

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another thing idk if i will finish i just felt like painting something moody

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"Are you fucking serious?" Rhodey bellows at Tony with an exasperated expression on his face, his lips downturned into a scowl. Tony sighs and presses his fingers against his temple, this is why doesn't open up.

"Yes, Platypus, I am serious."

"He's a fucking kid! He's what- seven? You're telling me you're fucking a seven year-"

"He's seventeen, Sourpatch," Tony says tiredly, he just had to open his mouth and babble about his genius and pretty barely-legal secret boyfriend, didn't he?

"That doesn't make it better! You don't even know him enough! What if he's just a fucking gold-digger who wants your money and will suck you dry and-"

"I know him enough," He said coldly, one thing he'll never tolerate is other people looking down on Peter, "he's fucking impetuous and daring, a little too bold and way too stupidly fearless! He makes me eat breakfast, lunch, and dinner. He took away my alcoholism! He makes me sleep almost eight hours a night! He takes care of me and if he sucks me dry, it ain't my money he's sucking dry, Sourpatch, and if you can't respect Peter, then I'm sorry, man. But that kid is my life now."

Rhodey stood frozen, jaw slacked as he stared at Tony before sighing, "when do you ever listen to anyone, anyway?" his bestfriend looks away from him, "I want to meet him personally, give him the shovel talk, then I'll decide if I like this Peter Parker."

"You already know him," Tony says quietly as he takes a sip from the tea Peter had bought during his weekly grocery runs for Tony.

The Colonel frowns, "I don't think I've met him yet-"

"You met him, two years ago, in Leipzig. You even asked me how old he was."

Rhodey's jaw dropped, "Spider fucking man?!"

Tony smirks, "Spiderman."

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typical dadson morning

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The agonising feel when a character tag is full of shipping that you Simply Do Not Vibe With. The solution is, naturally, to keep scrolling. But the wince, the WINCE.

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I love this quote sm

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Saw the Lego Ninjago trailer while watching Batman with @captainshellhead and @vibraniumstark and we went “hah, it’s Howard” when we saw the bit at 1:06 😂

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Top 10 Favorite Movies ➞ Samantha (@shegos) ↳ #3 SPIDER-MAN: INTO THE SPIDER-VERSE (2018) dir. Peter Ramsey, Bob Persichetti, Rodney Rothman

Anyone can wear the mask. You could wear the mask. If you didn’t know that before, I hope you do now.

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Ye olde tavern

Another sketch of comics thorki

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this is so starker it hurts 🥴

peter asks tony to do this silly tiktok trend with him so he can post it and show everyone he's taken.

tony allows it after a little bit of begging, but there's a price he's going to charge. after peter presses post while he's still using tony's lap as a seat, the boy feels tony's hands roam under his shirt and inside his pants.

peter has to reply to the flood of comments and texts with shaky hands while tony touches him and whispers filth in his ear, only peter is shameless and starts grinding onto his boyfriend's clothed boner asking for more.

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Why he grip him like that 😂

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People feel like they have to... Justify their ships now? When the hell did that start? Ask me why I ship something and it's like, the characters were in a room together one time. The fuck more do you expect from me?

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No joke you guys NEED to get more comfortable blocking people. No more insulting people in public over different blorbo opinions no more making 2k long posts on how whatever ship you don't like shouldn't exist we've grown past that shit. Consistent posts about shit that make you uncomfortable? Block. Rancid blorbo opinions? Block. Is mildly annoying in your replies? Block. Pisses you off for reasons so petty you could never admit it publicly? Block. YOUR mental health will improve from not being upset 24/7, THEIR mental health will not be at risk of you lashing out because you happened to catch their posts on a bad day, and EVERYONE ELSE will benefit from not seeing the most embarrassing arguments known to man on their dash. "Oooh but they didn't deserve it-" dude you're presumably running a personal blog as a hobby not a public service. Who fucking cares.

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