New item on the Subway menu called the penis vagino sandwich
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good evening everyone lets get this bread
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me vs my co-workers
why is it so fucking hard for y’all to put the american cheese into the container the right way???
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me literally every time one of my coworkers does anything that mildly inconveniences me:
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me: welcome to subway. what can i get for you?
customer: yeah i want a steak on white
me: six-inch or footlong?
customer: yeah with provolone cheese
me: okay, would you like that as a six-inch or a footlong?
customer: yeah can i get that toasted?
me: yes but would you like it as a six-inch or a footlong?
customer: i’d like lettuce, tomatoes, and olives
me: ...okay but would you like it as a six-inch or a footlong?
customer: yeah i’m gonna run out to my car and get my wallet. could you get my sandwich done while i do that?
me: yes but i need to know if you want a six-inch or a footlong
customer: *leaves to get wallet, comes back five minutes later* why isn’t my sub ready?
me: i need to know if you wanted a footlong or a six-inch
customer: ...can i speak to your manager???
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subway employees when i tell them i want a sub:
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