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DAY 15

GIVE IT UP FOR DAY 15

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A Package Deal- Matthew T short

He was tall, with blue eyes that could challenge the ocean in its beauty. You knew he was trouble when you looked over and he stared at you like a lion stalking his prey from across the bar. It was girls night out and you were just trying to relax from the stress of life, but the blonde man stood and with pride in every step approached you. 

“What’s a pretty girl like you doing in a place like this?” he asked you. You smirked as you set the glass filled with the liquid concoction that changed your presence.

“Trying to distract a guy like you from his friends.” You challenged back.

“Well it’s definitely working, Matthew, Matthew Tkachuk” 

“Y/N L/N, pleasure to meet you Matthew.” 

“Oh trust me, the pleasure is mine.” 

You both sat there hitting it off, but the night came to an abrupt stop as you got a call.

“Hi y/n, this is Ashley, I just was calling to let you know that Zachary has been feeling unwell. He is running a fever of 99.2 and I just felt like you needed to know.” 

Zachary was your three year old son, the light of your life and your top priority in the world.

“Sorry to cut it short Matthew but I gotta get home. My son isn’t feeling well”

Matthew was quick to assure you it was okay but handed you his number to make sure he could see you again. As the months passed by he continued to reel you in, dates, flowers, laughs and kisses exchanged. As you neared what would be a year of your relationship you decided to finally introduce him to Zachary. “Should I wear a tuxedo? Or like bring him legos or something?” 

“Matthew he just turned four, you're meeting a toddler not a coach” you reassured him.

“I know, I just… I really like you and I want him to like me too”

That was when you knew that you loved him, Zachary loved him and after three years, you had decided to get married and have a baby together.

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Let’s say you’re the new social media person for the flames so your job is uploading content to their IG and Twitter pages which involves recording and getting pictures of the players and it’s your time with Matt and he’s had a crush on you since he laid on you when he saw you talking to the guys and ever since that moment he’s stayed away. But this time it’s his turn to get his photo taken or a video he’s low key shitting his pants but the guys tell him to chill out and be natural so he’s all quiet and polite and you make small conversation with him about little things and you’re like “okay smile !” And he gives a grin with his lips closed so you make him laugh by cracking cheesy jokes and finally get him to smile with his teeth and you tell him “you should smile more with your teeth, you’ve got such a nice smile and your dimples really pop” and he’s all ☺️ but also nervous and right before the game start he asks you out because that’s when he feels the most confident and cocky and you see right through it so you tell him “sure we can do dinner, if you can score twice and NOT get in any kind to fight” 🤪

CUUUTE

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You go to your coworkers wedding with Matt and all is well until your favorite song comes on and you’re like “babe that’s MY song !! We HAVE to go dance !!” And Matt just shifts in his chair uncomfortably and looks you dead in the eye and you think he’s gonna tell you he wants to fuck in the bathroom or something but instead he just goes “I don’t know how to dance and if I go out there with you I know your little drunk girlfriends are gonna make me dance with them and I literally have no idea what to do on a floor that isn’t ice ! My body doesn’t move unless it’s on skates !” And you wanna laugh but he’s looking at you dead serious expecting some kind of answer but instead you just grin and pull him to the dance floor reluctantly as you make sure he’s following your rhythm

PLEASE HES LIKE “no im not kidding im kinda clumsy” AND WHEN YOU PULL HIM OUT HES LIKE 😳😳😳 TRYING SO HARD ON FOCUSING ON NOT STEPPING ON YOU

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Matt is known as a rat on the ice but Idk why I feel like because he went to an all boys catholic school for a good chunk of his childhood and then left straight to a minor league before the NHL he’s probably really awkward around girls and doesn’t know how to flirt. So let’s say he meets you one day at a bar and his team mates are all “go talk to her !” And he’s like “the fuck about what ?!” And you can tell he wants to talk to you so you go up to him and he immediately gets all shy and quiet as the guys just embarrassingly throw him thumbs up from the other side so he tells you he plays hockey and likes golf and you’re like “oh cool, do you like it ?” And that’s when he just looks up and nods because typically when he says he plays hockey professionally that’s when girls gets all weird and aggressive towards him and you’re being genuinely nice and soft and he doesn’t know how to react towards you 🥺

omg shy!matty kills me!!!

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I'd care if the person I reblogged this from committed suicide.

Reblog this from anybody. literally. ANYBODY. even if you dont like them or even know them that well. YOU COULD SAVE THEIR LIFE.

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Matthew Tkachuk :)

True story: I love the Tkachuks. This is a savvy family, and they've willingly marketed themselves as a clear brand, and normally, I would find that unappealing, but somehow, on them, it comes across as self-aware and entertaining.

I think part of why Matthew is so interesting to me is that he is just slightly off the expectation. He's a young guy in the league who came in like a wrecking ball and who has always seen himself as a sort of veteran. Some of that is from growing up around the NHL and with a (should be) Hall of Fame father who is super involved. Some of it is just personality.

But he is mercurial and people interpret that in a whole host of ways. Does he lose his temper and make stupid plays on the ice? Or is it a calculated play style, even when it looks otherwise? Is he a locker room problem for a Calgary team without an identity? Or was the dampening of his emotional play this year the thing that hurt them most? Is he a dirty player, a player who rides the line, or a player who just gets a bad rap? Is he the next Flames captain or is he about to get traded somewhere else entirely?

We love a little intrigue in our curly-haired, greasy first liner.

Honestly, if you want to know everything I enjoy about M. Tkachuk, you only need to watch this video the Flames put out two years ago:

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Billy Hargrove & Eric Draven parallel Looks™  

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(i apologize that i keep sending you these but i wanted to expand on your tkachuk bonfire concept if you don’t mind! 🤧)

i can totally see all that you described happening with the boys taking too long to build the fire, helping Chantal, talking sports, Brady burning marshmallows, and discussing relationship stuff with Taryn!!

to add to what you thought of, i can also see matty getting sleepy while all of you are gathered around the fire and resting his head on your shoulder. after awhile he falls asleep and Brady starts chirping him but Chantal steps in and tells him to chill. taryn snaps a picture of you with matty asleep on your shoulder and sends it to you to keep. 🥺❤️

Do not apologize!!! Are you kidding I’m LOVING this!

I decided to actually take a shot at writing a little blurb about this, so here it is:

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Conversation flows around you, as you bask in the warmth from the fire and the chaos that is the Tkachuks. Today was a day full of excitement, but you couldn’t ask for a better way to end it than this. Sitting around a campfire, Taryn and Chantal laughing as Brady tries to clean marshmallow off of his shirt, Keith rolling his eyes as he smacks the back of Brady’s head, and Matt who has become suspiciously quiet in his spot beside you. This is the life.

Matt’s head begins to feel heavier against your shoulder where it has been resting for the last few minutes. In fact his hand that is placed on your knee, no longer holds the same grip. It isn’t until you see Brady’s face light up, however, that your suspicions are confirmed. “Holy shit, are you guys seeing this!? Lover boy’s asleep!” Brady’s voice is way too loud for anyone to sleep through. At least that is what you would have thought. Matt, however, doesn’t move, blissfully unaware of the happenings around him.

“Braeden Tkachuk you leave your brother alone!” Chantal threatens, her voice barely above a whisper, but if Brady’s grumbling is any indication, the message was received. Taryn laughs, as Brady pouts and sticks his tongue out at his younger sister.

“Real mature Braeden!” Keith laughs, emphasizing his name causing Chantal to send him a glare. The look, causing everyone to burst out laughing, even you, as you try not to disturb your sleeping boyfriend.

Matthew squirms slightly, catching your attention. A small frown forms on his face, but you quickly shush him like a mother would her child, gently stroking his hair as he settles back against your shoulder.

“Oh that’s it! I’m taking photos!” Taryn practically squeals next to you. Jumping up from her seat, she pulls out her phone and starts snapping pictures.

“Make sure to get one where you can see up his nose!” Brady instructs, earning a chuckle from a slightly tipsy Keith.

“Brady, enough.” Chantal warns, but Brady ignores her. So does Taryn apparently as well, as she snaps a picture from an angle in which you’re sure you could practically see the poor guys brains.

“This is getting pathetic. Take the poor guy to bed already!” Keith laughs, pulling himself from his chair, likely to find another beer.

Taryn snaps one more picture. This time of you smiling brightly at Keith as he walks by looking down disappointedly at his son who is curled into your side. She takes her seat again, and turns back to talking with Chantal and Brady. “Hey baby,” you coo, shaking Matt lightly. “Wake up. Let’s get you to bed hmm?”

Matt’s eyes flutter open, and for a moment his eyebrows knit together in confusion, as he tries to piece together how he’d gotten where he is. “Ready?” You ask, running a hand through his curls once again, to push them out of his face.

As you pull Matt’s much larger frame from his chair, Brady chirps him one more time but you can’t quite make out what he’s saying. Everyone wishes you both a goodnight as you begin to make your way inside. “Hey T! Send me that picture will you?” You call back to Taryn.

“Absolutely!” She beams back.

You push Matthew inside and up the stairs to his room. “What picture?” He asks, flopping onto the bed. His exhaustion from today’s activities plaguing his features.

“I’ll show you tomorrow. Get some sleep Matt.” You place a gentle kiss to his lips, his eyes having already fallen shut.

“M’love you.” He mumbles, a small smile making an appearance on his face for a brief moment.

“I love you too Matty.”

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Wow that was fun to write! I hope that was okay!

Send me more stuff people who knows what I’ll come up with!

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why does wine taste like shit?

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Summer with The Tkachuks

☁️ none of the pictures are mine, all taken from pinterest or the tkachuks’ instagram, credit to the owners ☁️

heavily inspired by @cherrybarzy 💕

requests are open!

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so we’re just gonna act like this didn’t happen?

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@tysonsjosty if you see this I love it and I'd love to see a series like this thank you so much!!

Its my birthday today and I was wondering if I could get a Matthew Tkachuk stressing to put all the perfect touches on your birthday celebration with your crazy kids.

happy birthday!! i kind of changed up the request a bit. hopes that’s okay. also, i guess this blurb is kind of connected to this headcannon.

olivia tkachuk, although she now had two younger siblings, was still the light of matthew’s life. you had two little boys.

jamie, who was older, and max who was the youngest. both boys were more momma’s boys, while olivia was a daddy’s girl.

it was never a boring day in your house, for sure.

the day of your birthday was a stressful one for matthew. he knew everything would be fine, but there was that pit of anxiety in your stomach that made him nervous.

“no, you can’t eat yet, jamie. we have to wait till mom gets back.” matthew scolded his oldest son.

“but daddy, i’m hungry.” jamie whined with a pout.

“just a little bit longer, bud. she’ll be here soon, then we’ll all get to eat.” matthew ran a hand through jamie’s hair.

his mom picked up the cake he had ordered, while the rest of the family decorated the tkachuk house. since it was off-season, everyone had come home to st. louis.

taryn was tasked with keeping you distracted, so she took you out early to go shopping. you were confused, but went along with it.

jamie, olivia and max were all very excited as well. matthew had to bribe them all with candy to keep it a secret. they were all under the age of 8, so keeping secrets was hard.

max was putting up the birthday banner with the help of matthew. jamie was in the kitchen, trying to steal a piece of food without grandma chantel catching him. olivia was playing with brady and grandpa keith in the living room.

they heard the car pull up into the driveway, and all three kids began to cheer. you walked through the door, and gasped.

“oh my goodness.” you looked around at all the decorations. your eyes finally landed on your family, who was smiling at you.

you hugged each of them, and thanked them profusely, “now can we eat?” jamie asked, causing you all to laugh.

“yes, bud. now we can eat.” matthew picked jamie up, and carried him to the dining room.

you picked up max, who raised his arms, signifying he wanted to be lifted up. you held onto olivia’s hand and followed after matthew.

after lunch, you had opened presents, and it was now only you, matthew, and the three kids. they had fallen asleep around the two of you.

max and jamie were both cuddled in your lap snoozing away, while olivia was asleep against matthew. it wasn’t the most comfortable position for any of you, but you wouldn’t have it any other way.

“i have one more gift for you.” he said.

“do you?” you asked, turning to him, running your hands through your boy’s hair.

“huh uh.” he hummed, pulling an envelope out of his pocket. it was slightly crumpled.

you opened the envelope, careful not to disturb the two sleeping boys in your lap. you pulled out the card, and opened it.

you read the message he had written inside, “a trip?”you asked.

“yep. anywhere you want. just the two of us.” he nodded, pressing a kiss to your shoulder, then leaning his head against it.

“just me and you. that sounds nice.” you hummed happily.

i kind of want to make this a series? send in requests if you do want to see more.

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Matty has massive hands (insert that pic him holding like 3 baseballs) so imagine every time you’re holding hands you subconsciously play with his fingers or massage his hands or fiddle with the bracelet that’s on his wrist. You probably see them as a comfort thing because when his hands are on your thigh or lower back you feel safe. He’d think it’s cute that you mess with his hands without realizing it, but he’d also like to show you they can be put to use in other ways- ⚜️

God i would love to hold hands with him,,,,and do 2 things with his hands but we can talk about that tomorrow-

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reblog and tag with the movie(s) you have memorized, to the point where you can recite every line down to the exact intonation of the characters

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