I feel like someone is standing next to me talking about how I'm dead
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JENNIFER'S BODY (2009) dir. Karyn Kusama
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god i love it when gay people are in evil toxic codependent love with each other
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what doesn't kill you makes you stay on tumblr for 13 years and counting
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masturbation is evil not for any puritan anti-fun reason but because it has permanently claimed so many verbs
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Sad day. Our bleach blonde bad built butch body one-term former president is now a convicted felon.
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trying to enjoy my job as a pizza delivery guy but every customer is a beautiful scantily clad woman who unfortunately doesn't have any money but would love to pay a different way. please i am in financial ruin
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im laughing so hard because no matter what song you listen to
spiderman dances to the beat
no matter what song
ive been testing it and lauing my ass off for an hour
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i dont think i was put on this earth to spend 40 hours a week doing any one thing
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does anyone know if we have to keep doing this forever
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