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Someone in my tt comments called Bob Dylan the male version of Lana. Not sure how to take that yet
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I keep it stowed away in a delicate crevice of my heart. Because I am a more dedicated fujo than you.
Where's the Olivia Cooke fujoshi gifset
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Venice bitch is such a fire song, I be singing the synth instruments also tf
#venice bitch actually used to be my revision song and I’m not even kidding#like in grade 9 on the day of a math test I’d be up at 4am practicing problems in my room and the only song I’d play is Venice bitch#I credit her for a lot#lana del rey
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No the fuck we ain’t
We're having a Reynolds affair summer
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Natalie portman I have the offer for a role of a lifetime…
Cousin had an abortion and she proudly announced that it came out in the Walmart bathroom, so
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Tf did @alexanderhamiltonhasafatass and i do 😞😞
Just found out math duels were a thing. Now why did Hamilton and burr not do that
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The way Norman fucking Rockwell is one of the best albums ever made is insane
#your poetry’s bad and you blame the news#you took my sadness out of context at the mariners apartment complex#don’t be a jerk don’t call me a taxi sitting in your sweatshirt crying in the backseat#signing off bang bang kiss kiss#so I moved to california but it’s just a state of mind#we’re well qualified to represent the lbc#in your car I’m a star burning through you#kerosene in my hands you make me mad#now it’s been years since I left New York#I’ve heard the war was really over if you choose#topangas hot tonight#but nobody wants you before the fall#wearing white for their tea parties#24/7 Sylvia Plath
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$9k for floor seats….paul better revive John infront of everyone and give us a show of the sloppiest blowjob you’ve ever seen
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Ok! Yay! ❤️
Just found out math duels were a thing. Now why did Hamilton and burr not do that
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I have unlocked the omegaverse part of physics
#the symbol looks like cleavage#I miss the days when centripetal force was just a force free me from this hell pls
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When those type of trad people start talking about wanting to own acres of land like you are yearning for the conquest experience
White boy you are not crashing out, you are going a little bit ghengis khan
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Just found out math duels were a thing. Now why did Hamilton and burr not do that
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For that ticket pricing Paul McCartney better be telling me what happened in India AND Paris
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modern James Madison would have been transvestigated
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Unfortunately I have the ability to see right through performative guys, so I must sit here (not in silence) and suffer while everyone else gets to be blissfully unaware and charmed by the buffoonery of this lunatic nincompoop
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Tagged by @univer-salll to list 10 songs that have been on repeat recently:
Tagging: @ literally anyone and everyone who wants to do this!! It’s fun, share ur recent summer faves
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You know they say takes one to know one

Liam Gallagher calling Paul McCartney gay…… the pot calling the kettle black smh
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