sunnyoptimist-blog
sunnyoptimist-blog
Put on a happy face!
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Hiya, mates! My name is Dirge, proud Mayhem Suppression Squad member. We bring the extra mmph! needed on the Decepticons to keep the Autobots at bay! I'm here to bring happiness and laughter to all!~ and I'm determined to show my fellow mechs the bright side of every situation. Our leader is Crasher, classy femme, enthusiastic warrior, and cousin to Blurr. They haven't killed each other yet, I'm sure that's something to smile about. Fellow flier, Thundercracker! He's very loud and a ray of sun...He's a rainbow of happiness! There's Bludgeon! As he would say, he's the best dang sharpshooter on Cybertron! Yee'haw! ...Hehe. And Carnivac! He's a bit more serious about defeating the Autobots but he can be playful too! ...Sometimes, at least! We all work well together and are ol'chaps! You've got to love us. Our enthusiasm has chased the Autobots off and has saved from unneeded injuries. If that doesn't put a smile on your face, I can do it for you.
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sunnyoptimist-blog · 12 years ago
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;bounces right on his pedes before clicking them together; I'll be sure to tell him how you came back in one piece and everything! How about that? I could really sell it, I bet!
/flinches at the yell because WOW/ Th-Thank you so much *zkkt* much…I don’t want him to stress over this *zkkrt* this…/waves at Hook. sheepish clicking/ 
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sunnyoptimist-blog · 12 years ago
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Any time, buggy! ;opens the med-bay doors and sucks a large vent in before-; DUCKY!!! I'm home! With Shrapnel! ;pauses in the doorway with a grin before papping Shrapnel on the arm; My lips are zipped! As long as I'm on the case, he won't worry at all. ;giggles, engine humming softly;
/quiet click-whine/ Y-Yeah *kzzt* yeah…c-could’ve been a lot worse *bzzk* worse. Th-Thanks for picking me up *bbzkt* up…/clicking/ I d-don’t want B-Bombshell to see me like this… *bkzz* this. He’ll w-worry *zbbt* worry. /glances up, staring at Dirge’s chin instead of his face/ C-Can you not t-tell him until I *kztt* I…well *zrr* well, look better at least *nzzbk* least?
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sunnyoptimist-blog · 12 years ago
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See! How great is that? Well, I guess you can't see right now but you got off pretty easy considering the circumstances. ;carries him all the way to the med-bay with a bounce in his step; I'm thrilled to have you safe! Skywarp is next but not even a worry on my mind so let's be sure to smile and sound happy so Starscream and Ducky don't get their knickers in a twist!
It’s ok-kay *kZK* okay…I c-can see without it *zrrt* it. /yelps when he’s suddenly ejected and cradled, buzzing quietly/ Y-Yeah *zbbkt* yeah…it wasn’t b-bad *zkkt* bad. P-Pretty smooth *bZZk* smooth.
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sunnyoptimist-blog · 12 years ago
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Well, Ducky will fix you up all nice! I'm sure Crasher'll let you borrow her visor until then. ;laughs gleefully before cutting himself off. slides right out of his alt-mode and drops Shrapnel into his arm, patting his cockpit closed; See, that was a fun ride, wasn't it? ;clicks at him before carrying him right into the base; 
It’s n-new *kZZk* new, I think *zrrrT* think…/whimper/ I d-don’t want acid *kzj* acid…ever *kZZB* ever… /curls up a bit/ It was a surprise *zbbtk* surprise…I just g-got worried *bZZtt* worried…
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sunnyoptimist-blog · 12 years ago
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;tips heavily to his right before spinning forward with a hum of the engine; That must have been one bloody surprise! Who would have thought acid comes out of his mouth? That doesn't sound like a fun adventure. I can think of about five things I'd rather have in my mouth than acid off the top of my head! Can you imagine if it malfunctions and just splurges all over? 
/keeps his faceplates covered with his arms once he’s settled, low chirrups of pain/ Y-Yeah *kzkz* yeah…we’ll get him b-back *zbbk* back… /affirming click/ We won’t be s-surprised by the acid again *kzkt* again… /squirms a little. this hurts more than he lets on/ It c-comes from his mouth *bZbk* mouth.
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sunnyoptimist-blog · 12 years ago
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Mmh! ;holds him out at arms' length before suddenly transforming right around him so he ends up in his cockpit before bolting right back in the direction of the base, belts whipping out to hold the small mech in place; I'm not worried at all, Shrapnel, and you know why? Because Skywarp is a strong mech and we'll get him back in a jiffy! Bloody frettin' like a silly nilly won't help him! You should focus on getting better so we can save him together. 
/quiet whining/ That’s n-not what I’m worried about *kZZk* about…n-not the physical *bzkkt* physical… /nods and regrets it immediately/ Fffy-yes *kzkz* yes…it hurts *bZk* hurts…p-please hurry *bZZb* hurry…
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sunnyoptimist-blog · 12 years ago
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Bonjour! ;snickers to himself before clicking in a much more upbeat manner for him; You don't have to be, though! He's Skywarp and Skywarp doesn't die. He just gets roughed up and then he comes back so Ducky can put all the pieces back together. Don't be a silly nilly!!!! Are you ready for a ride on F-U-N airlines, where we get friends back to the med-bay with a smile? 
M-Merde *kzrt* merde… /struggles a bit when he’s lifted, trying to maneuver so that his face isn’t in danger of dripping onto Dirge/ Embers *zzrt* embers…I’m w-worried for him *zbbtk* him! That’s why I c-came out in the first place *bzkkt* place! /distressed clicking, everything hurts/
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sunnyoptimist-blog · 12 years ago
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Wow, that tosser gets weirder every time we see him! He's not still here, unfortunately. ;almost tempted to touch again just for funsies but shakes his head because of the whine, lifting up the Insecticon carefully; I must have just missed 'em, boo! Oh, shan't worry! We'll see them again soon. ;smiles confidently and gives Shrapnel a little shake; Don't sound so nervous!
It’s acid *kzRk* acid! /bleeps when he gets touched, oW THAT HURTS ME TOO. low whine, visor sputters out on him instead of lighting up/ B-Blurr zpit it on me *kzrrt* me…/jerks his helm around, trying to listen/ Is he s-still here *bzkkt* here? He was t-trying to take Skywarp out *bzZk* out! Are they s-still here *zkrk* here?
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sunnyoptimist-blog · 12 years ago
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;throws himself right into the ditch with the other 'Con, falling onto his knees with a very surprised expression; Ow, that looks like it hurts! ;lightly pokes his face, reeling back immediately and gasping in genuine surprise; Ow, that hurts! ;flickers his optics, holding onto his other hand now; Don't worry, Shrap! I'm here to bring you back. What happened? 
/hears jet engines and jerks his helm up. wow he looks like a mess and some of this acid is still steaming off plating on his face. the visor’s basically ruined and completely off/ D-Dirge *kZZk* Dirge!? /waves from the ditch where he thinks the voice is coming from, he can’t really see with this visor right now/ D-Don’t touch me where it’s b-burning *kZZt* burning! /basically his face/
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sunnyoptimist-blog · 12 years ago
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;manages to swoop right on past him in a yellow blur before he realizes "wow, that's big bug". flies a bit more before spinning around and transforming, running towards the ditch with bright optics; Shrapnel?! Buddy?!
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/is in a fucking ditch. literally. he’s trying to get the acid off his face with snow and dirt and stuff/ 
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sunnyoptimist-blog · 12 years ago
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;HE BELIEVES HE CAN FLY and that's because he is literally a giant, modified jet that can hit the air running at speeds of mach 2.5+;
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sunnyoptimist-blog · 12 years ago
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devastatinglytender replied to your post:Dirge! Shrapnel's been attacked! I need you to pick him up!
Just north of the base, apparently. /rushing around medical/
devastatinglytender replied to your post:Dirge! Shrapnel's been attacked! I need you to pick him up!
Wait, tipsy actress?!
Now, don't you be fretting! I'll be back before you can bloody say frick frack diddly dack patty wack snick snack crack pack slack mack quarterback crackerjack biofeedback backtrack thumbtack sidetrack tic-tac!
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sunnyoptimist-blog · 12 years ago
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I cant tell whose worst. You o' Thundercracker.
Don't be a wally; you love us both!
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Dirge! Shrapnel's been attacked! I need you to pick him up!
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Get to sending me coordinates and I'll be there faster than you'd be able to get a tipsy actress in your bunk, m'ducky!
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