sunshinywarden-mcsm

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Are you sure you're doing okay in there?

Absolutely?

— 💎

I’m doing just swell, thanks.

[he’s doing a very advanced technique called gaslighting]

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Entertain me here: One day the Admin decides you let you back up on the surface as a free man. What would you do?

I…well, I'm not sure what I'd do. Not even sure what I'd feel. Being here for so long, having such…rigidity takes a toll, and I really think that even if I returned to the Surface, I don't think I'd…have a place in the world.

It’s a…sad thought, but it’s honest.

I… wish I could answer a different way.

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What's your earliest memory of when you were sent to the institute?

Earliest… hmph, I suppose it would be hitting the dusty, dead ground on the outside. But isn’t that everyone’s?

I…do remember the place actually looking less haughty and more like a real reformatory. Though, the current warden at the time, let’s say, kept the energy of “you did something wrong, and you’re going to be punished for it.”

She… isn’t the kindest. I’m glad she’s gone.

I remember her actually killing guests— with her own hands. And that’s why we had that medical room. No matter what anyone says, I’m 100% certain that room exists. I just… don’t know where it went…

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hey Warden if you listen to music at least every once in a while what's your music taste

Music, well, I don’t have…a lot of genres to pick from. I have heard that a lot of guests enjoy what they call “pop culture”— no idea what that is— others enjoy “rock” or “hippie.”

I think the ones I side with most— judging by what I can glean— would probably be what they call “retrowave” music.

A translation would be great…

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Hug??? :D

Sorry if this makes you uncomfortable...

I’m alright, thanks.

Not too sure what the…idea is here. Who would in their right mind hug their warden?

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Okay I'll bite...

..what was going on with you and... hah... The admin? 🤨

—evil anon

What is there to bite?

I’m afraid I’m…missing the concept here. The Admin and I have no correlation with each other. As much as I…what, admire him, there’s nothing more.

Is that what you’re trying to get me to admit? Admiration? Then well done. My words are monitored— I can only say so much, I’m sure you understand.

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you’re so funny please don’t go bald

???

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Warden, you're getting a little pudgy from all that cake you're eating. I think a button is about to pop off your uniform. Or worse, eating all that cake can get you a cavity!

Don’t you dare call me pudgy! How crude of you!

And I’ll have you know the sheer amount of stress and back-n-forth I have to put up with takes off plenty of chub.

>:(

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Kinda looks like your running more of a daycare then an institute bald man 😭

This has to be the worst, unpaid daycare I’ve ever worked at then. I do not like dealing adults acting like children— heck, I don’t even get to leave! No one does. It’s a death wish.

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hey man hey what's up man what's up wow it's my first time talking to you huh yeah uh

I uh, hello to you too.

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h.

[I place a single rat in your hand]

Friend.

-🧥🐀

[COMPLETELY unfazed]

…Thanks.

[+1 rat acquired]

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I hope you fall down some stairs and break all of your bones. I hope your head cracks open, showing your skull also cracked in half as well.

<3

Outstanding.

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Man.....wouldn't it be awful if you were to get K.O.'d by a water bucket....>:)

🪣

Y’know, I think I heard of someone going through a few of those events. She uh…used to work here— before me even. Apparently it was a lot different before I was ever the warden.

Yeah, we don’t…we don’t use buckets for that reason anymore.

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Has the Admin ever actually given you some sort of recognition or praise for all the work you do? I'm worried about you :(

Eh…not much. I don’t mind it, work isn’t always sunshine and rainbows, innit?

Don’t fret over my state, there are others who could use it. I appreciate the concern, though.

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> Hello. Warden.

-@definitelyjesse

Jesse.

I’m surprised you could reach me down here. Wonder what you’ve done now…

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Warden, when you look into the mirror, what do you see?

….

Myself?

Am I supposed to see something else, or have I been using a mirror wrong?

What is with these questions…?

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BALD!!!!! BALD!!!!! —Fink

Would you rather see me with a shag of hair? I find it rather annoying to care for. And I would think you all would take advantage of that.