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Final Trial be like:

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Society: What do you have? Klimt: A DOG!! Society: NO!

Klimt: And then they ran into my dog. They ran into my dog ten times. Cop: You mean Balmung ate them? Klimt: They ran into my dog. 

Stronghart: I printed up a bunch of fake safety inspection certificates. Go slap one on anything that looks like a lawsuit. Ryuunosuke: Stronghart, is that legal? Stronghart: When the cops aren’t around, anything’s legal!

Kazuma: *in a jail cell* What about my Miranda rights!? You’re supposed to say I have ‘the right to remain silent’”! NOBODY SAID I HAD THE RIGHT TO REMAIN SILENT! Barok: *in the cell next to them* You have the right to remain silent, what you lack is the capacity.

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Great Ace Attorney Incorrect Quotes

Ryuunosuke after nearly exposing national secrets: Am I in trouble? Stronghart: Take a guess. Ryuunosuke: No? Stronghart: Take another guess.

Klimt: I came out here to attack people and I'm honestly having such a good time right now.

Stronghart: Do you have any skeletons in your closet? Klimt: You mean literally or figuratively? Stronghart: Honestly, the fact that I have to specify...

Kazuma: If karma doesn't hit you, I fucking will.

Stronghart: Am I going too far? Ryuunosuke: No, no, no. You went too far about ten years ago. Now you're going to prison.

Ryuunosuke: Stop! This isn't you, you've gone mad with power! Stronghart: Well of course I have. Stronghart: Have you ever tried going mad without power? Stronghart: It's boring.

Barok: You treat an outside wound by rubbing alcohol. You treat an inside wound by drinking alcohol.

Stronghart: Clownery. Tomfoolery. Absolute idiocy, I am going to revoke your life privileges.

Stronghart: I feel so burnt out. Klimt: Don’t worry, it'll be over soon. Stronghart: Are you gonna... assassinate me? Klimt: Well not if you’re expecting it.

Barok after the final trial: I have been tricked, I have been backstabbed, and I have quite possibly been bamboozled.

Ryuunosuke: Can you keep a secret? Herlock: Well, I'm good until I meet the next person.

Barok: I have the sharpest memory here - name one time I forgot something! Ryuunosuke: You left me, Herlock, and Gregson in a Walmart parking lot at 2am a day ago. Barok: I did that on purpose, try again.

*The gang's thoughts on stabbing* Ryuunosuke: Would never stab anyone. Barok: Would stab someone in retaliation. Herlock: Yells "I won't hesitate, bitch!" first. Maria Gorey: Would stab without warning. Stronghart: Would stab as a warning.

Barok: Do not come over to my house. If the house is on fire you may knock once, if I don’t answer assume I set the fire and I want to burn to death.

Klimt: You know you've made it when you see your picture everywhere you go. Stronghart: Those are wanted posters!

Ryuunosuke: Sorry it took so long to bail you out of jail. Herlock: No, it was my fault. I shouldn't have used my phone call to prank call the police station.

Barok: Yesterday, I overheard Ryuunosuke saying “Are you sure this is a good idea?” and Herlock replying “Trust me,” and I have never moved from one room to another so quickly in my life.

Barok: You read my diary? Herlock: At first I did not know it was your diary. I thought it was a very sad handwritten book.

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Great Ace Attorney final trial in a nutshell

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If Mael Stronghart had a rock/more metal theme song.

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Naruhodou: I will strangle you.

Stronghart: You can't even reach my neck!

Naruhodou: You've sunk low enough for me to reach.

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The group responding to “I love you”

Ryuu: *flustered mess* Maria Gorey: *laughs hysterically*

Barok: A horrible decision, really Stronghart: If only there was someone out there who loved you

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