Hey I'm Laika. or Felicette. or Claire. depends on the day ^u^ 25. samus main. it/its (mutuals can message me for my discord and other stuff)
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need everyone to know that the current mlb home run leader for 2025 is nicknamed Big Dumper. because he has a huge ass
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last night i had a dream that they measured the worlds smallest kitten with a ruler in front of the president on live tv and it was 2.38 millimeters big it was smaller than a water droplet and the scientist measuring the kitten said "i have never seen anything like this in my life"
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My new game is, basically, if Balatro was Go Fish
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This is the most real MTG post of all time cause I'll give you one guess which of these two cards was an absolute menace in standard and had to be banned and which one hasn't seen any play since getting reprinted


#spore is a good retro example but spore hasn't seen play in years#and five-headed isn't a good example because its not really fitting with the theme of being really strong AND having a 'good' effect#a modern take would be more akin to like#liberator eto vs sunseed genius loci
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What's that? An opportunity to watch my uma musume's career race instead of skipping it? Not necessary. I've already calculated the outcome of the race in my head. Hmm... perhaps a little more Stamina next time...
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The flip side of “cleanse diets don’t do anything” is that if you tried a cleanse diet and you did experience a notable reduction in fatigue, joint pain, and general blarginess, you need to talk to an allergy specialist, because there’s nearly a 100% chance that means you have an undiagnosed allergy to some component of your customary diet.
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