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yeah so anytime i hear a piercer say "i don't use a clamp" i am fucking running

getting a refund later today cuz this is fucking ridiculous

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Put them all together as one big file! (which is,,, kinda unnecessary on tumblr lul but //poses)

Slight edits: fixed the 0.2s mistiming,,, edited like 5 pixels and fixed a song title typo sNORTS

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she's a fuckin hero let her go.

She didn't even kill the guy. Fair.

Free her.

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there's no reason the iliad should cost $370 unless they're also sending a bard to sing me songs about it

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season 2 of boom is amazing. like did they swap writers or did they start doing drugs

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i am NOT talking abt sonic b4 any of you smartasses say smth

WHAT IS THAT???

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also i fucking love sonic in this. he's awful. just an all-around fuckin terrible dude

ik the fandom assigned boom sonadow's dynamic as "divorced dads (who don't have kids)". and despite how much of an ASS shadow is, i think he's the one who started the divorce. just bc of the way boom sonic is very clearly stringing amy along and refuses to commit, using her as a casual partner.

sonic defo cheated on shadow while they were unhappily married

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i'm suddenly a vectamy fan. plz keep pissing sonic off.

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HOW COME I DIDN'T KNOW VECTOR MADE AN APPEARANCE IN SONIC BOOM??! I NEARLY CHOKED ON AN OREO

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dude why do i wanna eat everythinf in the hpuse

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The littlest things we know to be small = debut literary fiction

The dark wife: thriller, adapted into a Hulu original

The mailman’s niece = historical fiction

The mailman of Warsaw = also historical fiction but about war

The gate of wind = fantasy

The gate of wind and bones = young adult fantasy

A gathering of pelicans = mystery, part of a long running series that takes up a whole shelf at the library

The Group Project Partner Gambit = romance with a cartoon cover

Wendy Jenkins is Scared of Commitment = romance with a cartoon cover of gay people

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"my biggest act of motherhood is not becoming one."

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this bar that says Last year keeps coming up on my blog. ominous