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it's always "be the bigger person" and "the best thing you can do is be happy" and never "how was the blood-soaked revenge? the blood-soaked revenge looked fun."

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Nothing like having the realization that you are exactly like your father

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"please advise" is the professional email equivalent of "girl help"

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Surprise triplets 😂

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Dan and I bought a thing called “long ziti” from the local Weird Bargain Store, largely as a joke, but…. I have never had a more unsettling pasta experience in my life. They wouldn’t bend enough to cook from top to bottom simultaneously, and while they were cooking boiling water kept spouting out from the tops of them out of the pot, like a boiling pipe organ. Then they were so long and floppy and hoselike that we couldn’t pick them up with anything other than tongs, and then they were so long and unwieldy that it was basically impossible to sauce them without them all slithering out of the bowl like wet snakes. They then proceeded to cool down almost completely within the the seconds it took to walk to the living room. Eating them was like eating a bowl full half melted drinking straws.

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my friends r so talented. rb if ur friends are talented

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Images from We Are Still Here, a Photographic Account of the American Indian Movement 

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scythe

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good news i'm the most fuckable person at this vehicular manslaughter

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Man I hate the "Native Americans called corn maize" all of us? 🤨?

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I think it would be incredibly emotionally fulfilling to hit someone in the back of the head really hard with a shovel

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Just feeling doomed by the narrative nbd

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dr pepper is and always will be god tier soda. fuck blue lives.

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70’s ad for Asbestos