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currently feeling the need to tongue fuck a pretty girl for hours until she's trying to pull her hips away but i just hold her down and make her take it
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the only reason why ten year old girls are destroying stupidly overpriced products at sephora to make “skincare smoothies” is because they aren’t being given access to a yard with a variety of mud, sticks, rocks, puddles, and old ceramic planters to make potions in. the children yearn for the apothecary
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The great thing about canon giving you only vague details about a character is the fact that you can take that character to the Build-A-Blorbo workshop and stuff them with whatever headcanons your little heart desires.
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ocean foam
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playing an evil character but u keep helping ppl anyway
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Chopper: It's one of those days where the pressure of being a doctor is eating away at me. Sanji, do you mind? I need to indulge in an old vice.
Sanji: *pouring some chocolate milk* You know you can just ask me for a glass like normal, right?
Chopper: *holding the glass in his little hoves* Oh, sweetest of non-frozen dairy-based delights, you take me to places I never knew I wanted to go.
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I'm like if a chivalrous knight kissed a fair maiden's hand and said "my lady, I fight for you" and then walked off and immediately tripped over his own armor and fell on the ground
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thinking about how much work i could get done if i would do it
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Proud to say I've never junked a single plush toy of mine😉
Kid: One box for keeping and one for junking. Get to it.
Shriek: Nooo! 😭
Killer: But, we keep all the special toys and nothing's getting thrown out. We'll drop 'em off at the next island for some other kids.
Shriek: Those kids won't love them like I do! We have a connection!
Kid: You've hardly even looked at some of these in years. Like this one. We can junk it.
Shriek: *grabbing the toy cat back from Kid* NO!! Cuddlesocks is special! She was a birthday present from Wire. Keep! Keep!
Kid: Okay, fine.🙄 We'll junk this one.
Shriek: *screams and grabs the plush dinosaur* We can't get rid of Buzzsaw! We got him at the carnival on Mullaran Island where I lost my first baby fang!
Killer: *pinching the bridge of his nose* Shriek...
Kid: Do all of these little fuckers have backstories?? There's gotta be at least a few that you don't want.
Shriek: *picking up a plush octopus* Well... I guess Splorchbooger can go.
Dive: Aw, you're getting rid of Splorchbooger? 😟
Shriek: To Dive's room! Where I can visit him every day! 😊
Kid: Oh, we're off to a great start. 😒
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eugenia's discovery 🧅
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As a treat, I am going to upload one chapter updates for What's the Magic Word? & Turn Back Time on April 7th. Hoping to have a set posting schedule again by then
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Peachy!
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💗✨😶🪲
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