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rich of this website to be weird little freaks about poly people existing. do the three weed-smoking girlfriends mean nothing to you people?

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hmm. the tale you're telling me is not unlike the legend of the penis,

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the white house is such a stupid name. if i were president the first thing i would do is call it the pussy pavilion. the second thing i would do is unleash the bugs of the night

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*ed sheeran voice* i’m in love with the taste of cock. i bash your head with a giant rock.

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Well this bell could be tolling for anybody

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first one at the bay gar gets to fuck me

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Weed gummy should cost 50¢ and be sold out of vending machines and at corner stores

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becoming an adult cheat sheet!

learn to coupon

what to do when you can’t afford therapy

cleaning your bathroom

what to do when you can’t pay your bills

stress management

quick fix meals

find out if you’re paying too much for your cell phone bill

resume workshop

organize your closet

how to take care of yourself when you’re sick

what you should bring to a doctor’s appointment

what’s a mortgage?

how to pick a health insurance plan

hotlines list

your first gynecology appointment

what to do if the cops pull you over

things to have in your car in case of emergency

my moving out masterpost

how to make friends as an adult (video)

how to do taxes (video)

recommended reads for surviving adulthood (video)

change a flat tire (video)

how to do laundry (video)

opening a bank account (video)

laundry cheat sheet

recipes masterpost

tricks to help you sleep more

what the fuck should you make for dinner?

where should you go for drinks?

alcohol: know your limits

easy makeup tips

find seat maps for your flight

self-defense tips

prevent hangovers

workout masterpost

how to write a check

career builder

browse careers

birth control information

financial management software & app (free)

my mental health masterpost

my college applications masterpost

how to jumpstart a car

sex ed masterpost

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hey remember the sun is going away and you’re going to go nuts and to not take it personally

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was about to post "would it be easier for the fandom types to learn geography if the countries were anime boys they could ship" and then i remembered

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holy shit

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lil baby hippo

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theyre like if we mixed yaoi and yuri together to make a fucked up couple where thw guy and the girl date

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Stop getting mad at me I raise undead when im in distress

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THE WATER WINGS DO NOTHING

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I'm back on the ohshc bs :/