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William Henry Harrison

31 days? Don’t you mean Tippencanoe instead?

anyway, though I’m a big Tecumseh fan, I actually quite like Harrison too.

in SV, the Harrison lineage has a unique quirk: all male Harrison’s must wear black/dark coloured coats with long, reinforced waist-straps. These straps are referred to as Whipstraps due to their capability to act as combat whips, be tough enough to bisect a person if swung at the right speed, and be able to tie people up.

SV William Henry Harrison is also completely delusional and deranged. He believes cold (the temperature) is a British psyop. He also believes he is a phoenix (I am not kidding). He enjoys burning things (as seen in IRL Prophetstown) and tying people up, or otherwise menacing people. Dr. Benjamin Rush kicked him out of medical school during Harrison’s younger years due to Harrison suggesting immolating severely ill patients to “save resources.” (In real life, Harrison ran out of money and also decided he did not enjoy medicine, and thus dropped out. In SV, he was expelled.)

He has more lore but this is enough said, I’d say.

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send clip on Discord I might be able to do it sometime when im less busy

I wanna do an animation of dubya smiling at me and shaking in his chair like how Hans landa did in that one scene.

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fixed this stupid ref

there’s more idk

icons

what even is this bunny-fish fellow… he looks sus

also yeah I posted this on artfight and forgot to post it here RIP

What does Swordtaill look like?

Bad sketch, poor OC design, but this is Swordtaill. Barely a ref but it’s all-right.

Ok.

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need to draw this sometime

oh to be a catholic schoolgirl smoking weed on richard nixon's front stoop

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can I join

me at the pipe

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@presidenttyler I did it

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harrison

whhpost

tbt to the time i made campaign buttons

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beautiful

Hummingbird Clearwing Moth (Hemaris thysbe), family Sphingidae, Nebraska, USA

Diurnal moth.

photograph by Mat Custer

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please do the Taft love rant because I need more taftposting in my life

My favorite pins 🥰🥰🥰🥰

I need more William Jennings Bryan ones

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the painting is nice

Portrait of Franklin Roosevelt by Elizabeth Shoumatoff. While being painted, he suffered a cerebral hemorrhage and passed away a few hours later.

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for real

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I WILL ANNEX ICELAND

I WANT OUT OF THIS LITERATURE CLUB!!

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SHERMAN MENTIONED

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random question, do the names for the rooms and stuff in executive resurrection sound similar to real life American historical figures on purpose or am I just imagining things 😭

Ie the

Clay Jennings Institute- Henry Clay and William Jennings Bryan

The La Follette Wing- Senator Robert La Follette

Please confirm my suspicions or ill go crazys/silly 🙏

And if they are correct may I please request that you name something after my boy William Tecumseh Sherman please he never did politics but he's still iconic

YESSS you noticed! Every facility at the CJI is named after an American historical figure, hell, even the fictional characters in the story share last names with notable people :)

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maybe taft was monroe all along

trivia night the question was who was the 5th president and the table next to mine said taft

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im gonna. draw this

But first, John Tyler please inform me of who that other guy (on the right) is. sorry for being Uninformed

my george atzerodt appreciation is very real btw. i made both of these like a year ago or something. sorry i put my icon over my drawing of my actual face but i am the real john tyler and i need to protect my brand

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how is vodka supposed to be Failed

Mr. President, please explain!

PRESIDENTIAL MORNING ROUTINE FOR HEALTH

2am wake up

2:15am 1 shot vodka

2:30am 26 mile run

6am monster energy

6:30am sudoku

7am gambling

12am 1 shot vodka

12:01am more vodka (repeat until failure)

12:15am misc presidential tasks

1am sleep

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POLKPOSTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT

If only he did not die in 1849 and instead is still living...

James K. Polk I hope you know I love you James K. Polk