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swordyarts · 11 hours
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OH MY LORD the traffic cones I love them so much EEEEEEE
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Thank you!
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I’m not really sure yet, but here’s a concept.
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The cones were intentionally left out because the Wizard probably doesn’t want the Foundation to find out about them.
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swordyarts · 2 days
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(last ask for a while bc I feel like I'm nagging you sorryy)
I thought road wiz was like an scp, and now we have hazard monster.
Anyway I wonder how either of them would react to being treated like scps? Hazard would be a keter for sure.
Also if you made a road wiz plush I'd 100% buy it I love him sm
got carried away my bad
The Road Wiz
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Item# : SCP-████
Object Class: Euclid
Special Containment Procedures: Contained within a Standard Secure Humanoid Containment Cell in ██████, Sector-██ at Site-██. SCP-████ will often teleport out of their containment cell for an unprecedented amount of time before teleporting back. They are allowed to freely walk around the foundation as their skills and “magic” are very useful in securing anomalies, reducing injuries and casualties, and dealing with containment breaches.
Description: A humanoid entity (hard to distinguish if SCP-████ is a human or some other entity due to their hat and scarf obscuring facial view. Request to remove hat was met with opposition) wearing a hat resembling an orange traffic cone with one big and small white, reflective stripes, an orange safety vest with a long cloak attached from the backend, a yellow and black safety coverall, and long black leather and rubber gloves and boots.
SCP-████ is also in possession of a long black staff with a ring on the tip of unknown material. This staff is able to produced anomalous properties which can be better described as “magic.” Their “magic” seems to be a parody of signs, spells being correlated by the top of their staff in a hologram visual. One example being the staff projecting a deer sign when generating a glowing holographic version with mass of any of the Cervidae family.
Addendum 1: Discovery
SCP-████ was first captured near American state highway ██. The foundation was alerted when nearby police claimed that quote, “a portal just f█cking opened in the middle of the lobby where then a weirdly dressed guy wearing a cone on their head kicked a guy through saying to arrest him for drunk driving.” All personnel in the police station were given Class A amnestics. Foundation personnel were then deployed to the last place SCP-████ was spotted. Foundation were able to find SCP-████ feeding some stray dogs under American state highway ██. SCP-████ willingly agreed to come with the foundation for questioning.
Addendum 2: Interview
The following interview was conducted by Dr. Richards
Dr. Richards: Good afternoon SCP-████, I hope you’re feeling comfortable right now.
SCP-████: No, no, I’m fine thank you. Though I would prefer if you addressed me by “Road Wizard” or just “Wiz.” SCP-████ sounds a bit degrading.
Dr. Richards: …Noted. Anyways the foundation would like to ask you questions regarding your… job.
SCP-████: My job! Well you see Dr., as my name suggests, I am a wizard. My job is simply to keep everyone safe and responsible. The world is a very dangerous place, you SCP foundation folks would know that better than anyone about that fact!
Dr. Richards: You know of the SCP foundation?
SCP-████: Of course I do! Very big fan of your work! Trying to keep the everyone safe from all these dangerous anomalies. Kudos to you guys, kudos!
Dr. Richards: Uh, thank you? Anyways, can you detail how you usually preform your job, or keep people “safe?”
SCP-████: Uh… I guess lecturing people on the rules and importance of road rules, filling up potholes, sticking reflective poles near edges, stuff like that. Pretty mundane huh?
Dr. Richards: What about your staff? What do you use that for?
SCP-████: Oh my staff! Well, I use it to channel my magic for the more dangerous part of my job. Magic can be real dandy in a rock slide.
Dr. Richards: I see.
Room is silent as Dr. Richard pauses to write notes.
Dr. Richards: *coughs* Um, SCP- sorry, Road Wizard. If you don’t mind me asking, I know you dub yourself as the “Road Wizard,” but is that the only safety concern you have? Or are there others like you that specialize in other hazards?
SCP-████: Funny you should ask that Dr., my real name’s actually the Safety Wizard. I just go with road because America has a crap ton of cars you know? And no, there's no one else like me so far that I know of.
Dr. Richards: So do you specialize in anything else then?
SCP-████: Sure I do! Let me just-
SCP-████ then manifests their staff from their hand which starts to emit a blue glow. A train sign then projects at the tip.
SCP-████’s outfit then suddenly shifts into a mock version of a steam engine engineer of their outfit, complete with a cap, denim overalls, vest-cloak and a yellow and black striped bandana.
SCP-████: Trains! Guess you could say I’ve become the “Rail Wizard!”
Silence.
SCP-████: Haha, sorry. There are other specialities too, but it’d probably take a while to show you all of them.
Dr. Richards: So are you able to switch forms like that?
SCP-████: That’s right miss! It’s very important to be dressed proper for any job!
SCP-████’s staff projects a car sign and outfit returns to previous description.
SCP-████: So any other questions for me Dr.? I’d love to stay and chat, but I need to be going soon.
Dr. Richards: SCP- I mean Road Wizard, you are aware that we can’t just let you go out.
SCP-████: I understand your concerns Dr., seeing what kind of place you guys run. But believe me, I’m not a dangerous guy! And it’s not like you folks can keep me in here anyways.
Dr. Richards: What do you mean by that?
SCP-████: Oh nothing. Anyways, it was nice chatting with you Dr. Richards, but I really must be on my way. See you later!
Dr. Richards: Hey, wait!
*SCP-████’s staff projects a Two Way Traffic sign and a glowing, yellow portal appeared to the right of SCP-████. SCP-████ then enters through the portal which disappears.
[END LOG]
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The Hazard Monster
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Item# : SCP-█████
Object Class: Keter
Special Containment Procedures: SCP-█████ should be contained within a 5 m x 5 m x 5 m chamber of reinforced concrete. Door and windows should be tightly sealed to prevent SCP-█████ from escaping through any cracks.
Description: SCP-█████ is an amorphous, black blob which can change its mass, texture, shape, and composition through anomalous means. SCP-█████’s face appears to be an NFPA 704 Diamond symbol. Each section of diamond can open up to reveal a set of teeth or eyes (amount varies). SCP-█████ normally uses its anomalous abilities to inflict injuries on people. The relationship between SCP-████, or as they dubbed themself, the Road Wizard, is very negative.
Addendum 1: Discovery
Foundation was first alerted of SCP-█████ when reports of multiple incidents were reported by the people in the town of █████████. Residents were reported being injured by a black shapeshifting blob. Foundation, with the help of the Road Wizard, were able to track down SCP-██████ and capture it. All town residents were given Class A amnestics.
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swordyarts · 3 days
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aight one last thing I'm hopping on the safety wizard bandwagon
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Paramedic mage!
- if they don't have any serious injuries to attend to, they vet stray animals.
-if they do have an injury to handle and somebody gets in their way, they scare them off with oddly haunting crow sounds.
-hates pigeons, rats, and most city life. They have a sort of begrudging respect for seagulls, though.
-Can fly (their scarf is their wings)
-stores mana in the hourglass on their staff. Can refill it manually. (it's a mix of hand sanitizer and antiseptic + a glowing golden liquid that feels like it's made of light. They get very evasive when asked about it.)
-May or may not have some 'reverse healing' capabilities. (those wings on the staff are pretty sharp and heavy, though they mostly use it for breaking down doors or cutting bindings in case of emergency)
"you know, plague doctors were useless, and ended up killing more people than they helped"
"one more word and you're gonna find out how"
-Gives people those plastic water bottles if they see them not drink for a long time. (mostly by throwing it at their heads)
-judges people who drink sports/energy drinks
-hates being touched unless you have gloves on, but overall more social unless they're working.
pretty neat bro
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swordyarts · 3 days
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i was looking at arrows in a parking lot and was reminded of your road wizard so i made a guy inspired by them The One Way Warlock, Lord of the Lanes
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their wand is the road painting stick thing and can cast spells based on road markings and also turn into stuff like arrow axe and arrow spear
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sometimes they like to float ominously above intersections to make sure everyone follows the rules 😊
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Aw hell yea dude!
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swordyarts · 4 days
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An amorphous black blob thingy that shape-shifts into any hazard related thing.
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swordyarts · 9 days
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new wiz lore
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swordyarts · 10 days
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Hi, love your art so much but and a question. Does the road safety wizard eat? Do his cone mimics eat? If so, what's all kf their favorite foods?
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Pretty neat
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swordyarts · 11 days
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sic shades
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swordyarts · 13 days
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swordyarts · 13 days
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First fishing family trip!
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swordyarts · 13 days
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Hello Snowball enjoyers I’m going insane
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swordyarts · 13 days
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I'm so joyous
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swordyarts · 13 days
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In honour of the new episode I have drawn Snowball and Grassy again…….
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swordyarts · 13 days
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That scarf is pretty long, is that ideal for road work? Seems like it could get caught in smth
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The scarf isn’t always on. If the site is dangerous, then the vest-coat and the scarf are usually off.
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You don’t need to become a cone to hang out with them :)
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They specialize in other safety stuff too, but focus a lot more on road safety because of the car infested landscape known as America 🇺🇸.
And for other wizards, I haven’t come up with any so I dunno. Their cones are enough company.
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swordyarts · 15 days
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Lord Fabian Has a Modest Proposal
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“Thanks for the offer I guess?”
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swordyarts · 15 days
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gif i made of 2 cone mimics doing their job
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:D
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