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deconstructed breathplay where you just breathe normally
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soundtrack for the highly forbiddened reader x morshu explosionplay fic that I will never make fuck you
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new tarot card
99 0f Bombs
UpRight: You Blow Up Instantly Forever
ReVersed: You ImPlode Instantly Forever
DON'T DRAW THIS ONE!!!!
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I dropped an artichoke down the drain and it kept growing into a tree and clogged up your pipes. sorry,
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they should open a new amusement park ride called "hibiki's tunnel" where you get punched
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a journey with db is less from point a from point b but rather a pursuit of a fleeing point b and the train struggling to catch up
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Not to sound like a fuckin hippie but please for the love of god start noticing and appreciating the natural world around you. You don’t have to go hike the entire Appalachian trail or anything and I get that not everyone has access to the outdoors for various reasons, but just fucking … look around you when you’re outside. Notice the sky and the sun and the birds and creatures. Start caring about them. I’m begging you.
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team jacob geller vs. team edward snowden
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in the 2000s you got called metrosexual just for wanting tuo fuck the underground,trains
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so like. there's this group of good guys discussinh how to beat up the baddie. but there next to them is the loner, the batman, the joker, or anyone. turns out they are the one to save the day in the end. I think this is a more profound exploration of narratives than the hero's cronicle
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little known fact but the habsburgs were so inbred that otto the II was his own grandmother
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can i interest anyone in some peppermints? peppermint anyone
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