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warmies literally never stop being funny btw. 🎵 put a liiiive chicken in your microwaaaaave 🎵

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UPDATE thought too hard about father mulcahy and developed cold symptoms

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marine bio classes will have you taking notes while the professor says "fish use their fins... to Swim..."

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@remyfire he's actually in this mug i thrifted

taking the sea creachers out of the microwave in my brain to go rotate father mulcahy in there for a little while

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me when i would rather be anywhere else but here today

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taking the sea creachers out of the microwave in my brain to go rotate father mulcahy in there for a little while

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currently feeling the opposite of the whimsical daydreaming of "pondering the immortality of the crab". i'm pondering the mortality of the cod

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nononono make it! other peoples music taste be damned.

listening to a song you like over and over till you dont want to hear it for a year is part of the process trust me

eh that was mostly a joke post. like i literally just do not have the energy or patience to make any kind of animatic at all. i haven't made one since 2021 because they're just so completely soulsucking! and then i can't even put it on youtube because of audio copyright.

also i never get sick of the music i listen to no matter how many times i put it on loop. the amount of times i have listened to armed forces front-to-back without skipping anything... it's concerning. i literally can't imagine not liking that album. ooh i just don't know where to begin

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mfw i tell someone i got inspired by some music and they ask me if it's another goddamn elvis costello song

if i had the time and patience and editing program for it i'd totally do some sort of mash edit/animatic set to Goon Squad but alas i don't think everyone's nearly as crazy about off-key high-energy late-70s new wave music as i am

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if i had the time and patience and editing program for it i'd totally do some sort of mash edit/animatic set to Goon Squad but alas i don't think everyone's nearly as crazy about off-key high-energy late-70s new wave music as i am

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why can no one guess the second one IT'S BURGER KING. THE BURGER KING

my friends and i spent an entire HOUR sitting at a table in the cafeteria just going back and forth describing totally original concepts for totally original d&d characters, such as

a sorcerer who specializes in fire magic and had half his face burnt off by his father

a powerful king that renounced his throne to work at a tavern and sell affordable sandwiches

a large, brightly-colored warforged that can change shape into a wheeled vehicle

a 30 year old human wizard capable of transmutation magic that formerly found work as a carpenter

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my friends and i spent an entire HOUR sitting at a table in the cafeteria just going back and forth describing totally original concepts for totally original d&d characters, such as

a sorcerer who specializes in fire magic and had half his face burnt off by his father

a powerful king that renounced his throne to work at a tavern and sell affordable sandwiches

a large, brightly-colored warforged that can change shape into a wheeled vehicle

a 30 year old human wizard capable of transmutation magic that formerly found work as a carpenter

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i used to think it was kind of ridiculous how many animals live entirely aquatic lifestyles but still breathe air... like it seems really backwards and inefficient, you're already surrounded by oxygen but you still have to go ALL the way back to the surface breathe. but after taking a semester of classes on vertebrate anatomy/evolution, ichythyology, and fish physiology, and seeing (1) how little oxygen is actually dissolved in water (especially saltwater) relative to the surrounding atmosphere, (2) how crazy complicated and overengineered gills need to be in order to supply enough oxygen to an animal, and (3) how few waterbreathing animals are able to be endothermic (warm blooded) because of how much oxygen it costs, i now realize that breathing air is the smart choice, and fish are living in hell on earth

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whenever my professors address me by my last name i just assume it's a stand-in for addressing me as annoying little fucker

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am i dizzy with joy or is it just the formaldehyde? baby it's both

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whenever i'm at a public place like a waiting room or restaurant with a random tv playing some random tv drama, i'm always SO put-off by how many tv actors apparently think that the key to being dramatic is to just not emote at all. nothing but inflexibly neutral expressions and perfectly straight spines as far as the eye can see. and then they think it's worth dramatic closeups? WHERE is the palpable torment? i want these bitches having panic attacks on-camera

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hellooooo hawkahy nation ∠( ᐛ 」∠)_