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its neat to see how popular a character is coinciding with how easy it is to find a good profile picture for them. by that i mean there's bloody nothing for salt.

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Reblog for exposure, I'm asking the important questions here.

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I COME BEARING MORE SITES HEADCANONS

Reddit

- He/Him

- Bi-curious

- Exes with Tumblr

Bluesky

- He/They

- Bisexual

- Briefly dated X

Fanfiction.net

- any/all

- Genderqueer + pansexual

- Ao3’s dad

Wikipedia

- she/they

- Aromantic + asexual

Fandom Wiki

- he/they/she

- Pansexual + gender neutral

- Wiki’s kid

Vine

- they/them

- Nonbinary

- TikTok’s older sibling

Google

- he/she

- Intersex

instagram

- she/her

- Bisexual

- She had a thing for Spotify at one point but it didn’t last long

General hcs (there’s kinda 𝓯𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂 stuff here be warned)

- Let’s get it out of the way ao3 is tops

- While Spotify might not show it, they really really do care for Pinterest, just not in the romantic way Pinterest first confessed

- TikTok and YouTube are always in competition but have probably ate the others face at least once (they’ve made out)

- Wattpad and webtoon are unaware that their interest in the other is mutual and keep doing gay shit and panicking

- TikTok has made the comment of “do they know it’s legal now” to the wattpad and webtoon (wattoon) gay ahh shenanigans (YouTube laughed at it and then threatened to hurt anyone who mentions it ever again)

- Every time ao3 goes down, tumblr is so worried the entire time. He blows up the groupchat with worries (sometimes ao3 goes back to read them when they need comfort)

- Pinterest is very clingy and loves physical touch. Same with tumblr

- Tumblr wears paint splattered jeans

- Pinterest + Instagram are always dressed absolutely perfectly (I see them in plaid for some reason, or preppy)

- when tumblr wears their tie, ao3 WILL grab it and pull them closer/into kisses with it.

- Both Spotify and Ao3 are dressed in more casual, pajama-like clothing

- Newgrounds dresses like they just raided a Spencer’s

- Tumblr has no fucking clue what they’re doing in relationships. Ao3 knows it all

- Tagteam loves petnames

- X transitioned after breaking up with tumblr

- X and tumblr remain good friends; X could imminently tell tumblr had a thing for ao3 and encouraged them to shoot their shot

- Newgrounds was a bit of a dick to YouTube after they broke up but they’re mutual friends now

- TikTok has adhd, probably so does ao3

-tagteam both have autism (i stole this from someone on here but i can’t find their name im rly sorry-)

- Ao3 tries playing matchmaker sometimes (tumblr has to stop them)

- Reddit speaks like the male reddit story voice (yk that one you always hear), but can turn their voice to the female one to fuck with people (it’s really funny)

- Reddit knows ALL the tea

- Reddit and TikTok had a minor thing once

- Ao3 loves doing tropes with Tumblr

- The groupchat gets blown up randomly as someone yaps about an interest

- Wiki raised fandom alone, with a bit of help from fanfiction.net

- Vine has a hatred for YouTube (it’s more a petty annoyance with him)

- Newgrounds probably has tankman merch

- Newgrounds knows how to fire a gun

- Webtoon loves drawing and animating

- X is chill with people using her deadname, but still smiles every time she’s referred to as X

- Ao3 has actually eaten a dove before

- Sometimes wiki just spouts random facts

- Fandom has a new interest every week

- Wiki, FF.net and Newgrounds are the oldest of the group

- Newgrounds has zero filter

- Ao3 has asked some weird weird things to the others. It’s even weirder when they get a response

Ao3 (writing): “Hey, how long would it take for blood to dry on human hand?”

Google: “30 to 60 minutes”

Ao3: “thanks”

*everybody else staring in horror*

- Google takes all questions as literal

- X loves borrowing stuff from tumblr without permission (by probablynotwest)

-everyone loves bursting into anothers house all at a time and just invading the space. They end up sitting on the floor in a circle talking about random shit

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it has come to my attention we are shipping sites

I have made headcanons:

Tumblr

- Any/all/they/them

- Genderfluid + Bisexual

- Married to Ao3

- Exes with X (haha)

Archive of Our Own (Ao3)

- any/all/they/she

- Genderfluid + Pansexual

- married to Tumblr

Wattpad

- He/him

- Gay

- Crush on webtoon

- Child of ao3 and tumblr (optional hc)

Webtoon

- He/they

- Bisexual

- Crush on wattpad

Pinterest

- She/her

- Bisexual

- qpr with Spotify

Spodify

- They/them

- Nonbinary + aromantic

- qpr with Pinterest

TikTok

- They/them/he/she

- Genderfluid + queer

- Enemies to lovers with YouTube

YouTube

- He/Him

- Bisexual

- Enemies to lovers with TikTok

- Exes with Newgrounds

Newgrounds

- He/Him

- Gay

- Exes with YouTube

X (Twitter)

- she/her

- Trans + lesbian

- Exes with Tumblr

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WHAT DO YOU MEAN TUMBLR AND AO3 ARE IN A RELATIONSHIP NOW?!?!?

AND THE SHIP NAME IS TAGTEAM?!?!??!?!

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I have no idea how Ao3 works ngl but assuming/pretending Ao3 has people in an office managing the Twitter account I imagine something like this

Employee 1: ...oh damn.

Employee 2: What?

Employee 1: Tumblr wants to marry us.

Employee 2: Wait what? I know Tumblr is goofy and all that but they can't just say they're gonna marry all their users–

Employee 1: No, idiot. Us. Ao3.

Employee 2: What?

Employee 1: *shows them the tweet*

Employee 2: Oh... wait that's the official Tumblr account?!

Employee 1: Dude have you been listening to me at all?!

Employee 3: Keep it quiet you two! It's the third time today someone yells about a fanfic–

Employee 2: Tumblr wants to marry us.

Employee 3: What?

Employee 1 & 2: *show them the tweet*

Employee 3:

Employee 3: *calls the boss*

Boss: Vicky I told you those kind of fanfics are quite common in Ao3, I don't think you're made for this job–

Employee 3: Um, we have an emergency.

Boss: Oh, sorry. What is it? A bot or something?

Employee 3: Tumblr wants to marry us.

Boss: Guys I already told you, what happens in another apps is none of our business. If Tumblr wants to marry– wait, us? Ao3?

Employee 3: Yeah, there's a tweet.

Boss: ...are you sure is that what the tweet says?

Employee 3: Well, going steady and a ring sounds pretty obvious to me.

Boss:

Employee 3: Boss?

Boss: FUCKING FINALLY.

Employee 3: Wait wha–

Boss: ANSWER THEM. AND DONT YOU DARE SAY NO.

Employee 3:

Employee 3: I mean, are you sure? Our tweets are usually pretty serious and–

Boss: Look, if you ruin this you're fired.

Employee 3:

Boss: Just kidding. Unless you ruin it. I'm out.

Employee 3: Wait! What do you want me to answer?!

Boss: Oh just... don't look too excited but also not too serious. And be funny.

Employee 3: What does that even mean–?! And they hung up, great.

Employee 1: What does the boss say?

Employee 3: To answer yes but without being desperate but also not too serious but also funny.

Employee 2: So... like normal people.

Employee 3: Yeah.

Employee 1:

Employee 1: That's impossible!

Employee 3: Right?! We're not normal! We're everything but normal!

Employee 2: Guys, we got this. We're Ao3. We may always post seriously but it's all because we value efficiency and don't want to keep our users in the dark. We're totally capable of answering a marriage proposal from Tumblr in a normal, fun way.

Employee 1: You have no idea what to say, don't you?

Employee 2:

Employee 2: Is the twitching eye?

Employee 1: Yeah.

Employee 2: Dammit.

Employee 3: Okay, let's read the tweet again guys we can do this.

*one minutes later*

Employee 2: So... go steady... that means we were already dating?!

Employee 3: What?!

Employee 1: Wait, you're right! How didn't I notice that?!

Employee 3: Okay, that's... something. But we still don't know what to answer.

Employee 1: What about "everyday with you will be crazy"?

Employee 2:

Employee 3:

Employee 1: It was terrible, right?

Employee 3: I can't believe my job depends on these morons.

Employee 2: Look, in our defense, this a tough situation. What do we even say to something like this?

Employee 3: You're right. How would Ao3 answer a marriage proposal from Tumblr?

Employee 1: Well, happily.

Employee 2: And with a warning maybe.

Employee 3: About what? Ao3 is not insanely different from Tumblr. I don't see why they wouldn't get married.

Employee 4: *accidentally hears them* Ha! Like Tumblr could handle Ao3's fanfiction.

Employee 1: Huh?

Employee 4: I mean, Tumblr has fanfiction, yeah, but Ao3 is on another level. In both amount and wild content.

Employee 1:

Employee 1: I got it!

Employee 4: Wait what?

Employee 1: Take a look.

Employee 2:

Employee 3: That's... actually pretty accurate.

Employee 4:

Employee 4: SINCE WHEN ARE WE DATING TUMBLR?!

Employee 5: *in the distance* WE ARE?

Employee 6: *even more in the distance* GUYS WE ARE MARRIED TO TUMBLR NOW?! A WARNING WOULD'VE BEEN GREAT.

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I was thinking about tagteam (ao3/Tumblr) and it led me to think about other apps and their relationships so have my headcanons (which also includes other siteships I've seen/heard of)

Ao3 and Tumblr kissed at a lake after running out of the hospital and that's how they went from friends to dating/married immediately. They both couldn't stand going through more slow burn.

Twitblr breakup was horrific and bloody and that's all I'll say.

Twitter and Bluesky dated but in the "ha! Look at me I've totally moved on!" way on Twitter's half (Bluesky had a massive like crush like one would have on a celeb on Twitter that's why it lasted a lot longer than it should've. Bluesky is currently single and happy.)

Ao3 and Wattpad are siblings and Fanfiction.net is their parent. Fanfiction.net also had something with Wikipedia but neither talk about it anymore. They are still on good terms though.

Wattpad and Webtoons are soft dating. Not really dating but they dunno how else to label themselves.

Vine and TikTok are cousins who fucking HATEEEEE each other. They tolerate each other only when YouTube is around (shared enemy)

Pinterest and Spotify are dating, and are very into public affection.

Spotify, SoundCloud and Apple Music used to be a polycule but they broke up and are all bitter ex's but somehow that effects nothing. Mutually bitter and mutually fine with it.

Pinterest and Tumblr are penpals who exchange notes. Pinterest sends fashion and pretty designs while Tumblr sends their best shitposts and poems.

Netflix, Hulu and Disney+ are work colleagues (all streaming apps work together) and they share gossip. This not change the fact that they HATE each others guts but hey at least its better than hanging with Amazon Prime Video.

Opera and Discord have a massive on and off relationship. They hook up at least once a week.

Roblox and Wattpad are best friends. No explanation I just think they would be besties.

Google Docs and Notes (or is it called Apple notes? Who knows) are dating and ao3 works at the library they own.

Google and Wikipedia also used to date.

Fandom is Wikipedia's kid.

All of them are gender fluid. Go wild.

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It's 1 in the morning, I am highly caffinated and I got on Tumblr expecting usual Tumblr nonsence, and got Tumblr being shipped with Ao3. Their ship name is officially tagteam if you need me i'll be reading the, *Checks notes* 26 so far fics published, goodnight don't check my grammar

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You know when one parent is asleep/out and you go to the other to bother them when bored?

These are the vibes I get every time Ao3 readers migrate to Tumblr whenever the Archive goes down.

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Tumblr as the loud, alt, gnc nerd with coloured hair, a ton of Pride pins, and lots of merch

Ao3 as the quiet, unassuming book nerd that's secretly freaky as fuck

Does anyone else see my vision

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the fact that ao3 had to be taken down for tumblr to finally realize they were meant to be 😞

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Since AO3 and Tumblr got together on Twitter does that mean Twitter was third wheeling in their own house? Is this one of those fics where two characters visit a friend and then proceed to find love/confess to one another in said friends house?

Sorry (not sorry) Twitter.

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HEYYYY TUMBLLR.....

so I did a thing.

Y'know how Tumblr and Ao3 got married? You know how it's a joke ship? Yeah so somehow my ADHD brain got so hyperfixated on it that somehow I made lore.

Basically, AO3 is known as archivist, but we'll call em AO3 for the sake of recognizability. AO3 was spawned in in this backrooms-like world that is his massive library of whatever-amount-of-books they said they had.

After they spawn in, they realize they have no memory of any past. The only thing they have is a bag and the orb of light that hangs above their head as a way to light up the area around them and see the fics. The orb of light isn't visible to other apps but others can see that light is emmited from the area surrounding AO3.

Anyways, enough about the light. The library is filled with "consumers" or "readers" but I think consumers sound scarier. We can call them readers when they acctually read.

When AO3 first comes across one of these "consumers" their first instinct is to protect themself by grabbing a book and threatening to hit the consumer.

However, instead of the consumer attacking AO3 like AO3 thought it would, AO3 discovers that the books-- or "fics" fascinate the consumers. The consumer, when faced with the fic, seemed to become much more docile.

Once the consumer comes in contact with the fic, the consumer turns into a more of a "character" which aligns with the fic. (Note: not any character from the fandom but just something that matches the fandoms world y'know what I mean? Like how people make personas yeah?)

How did AO3 know what the fic was about? Shhhh.... Don't question ao3. Maybe they mind read books.

Anywho, later, AO3 discovers that they were a bit off. In order to find keep the consumers/readers happy, he must find their fandoms fics and hand them some.

So, while doing this they're also on a search for an "everything fic" so they can keep themselves protected at all times, and keep the consumers satisfied until they find the right fic.

And yes.

They do find it.

Were pretending that exists for now because I don't know if it actually does. I don't think it does. But authors never fail to amaze me.

Anyways. When AO3 gets the hang of their job, they find that they enjoy doing it. They enjoy making these consumers-- no. readers-- happy. They enjoy making the readers happy.

And later on, after a long while, they stumble upon the edge of their library, and find that they can leave to other backrooms-like spaces. One being twitters.

Twitter though, in more current times, has been going through this-- corruption. It has AO3 and other apps concerned, and ready to distance themselves. But mostly, they miss who Twitter used to be, or atleast-- some of who they used to be.

Once AO3 enters, they stumble across someone already with Twitter. Someone... Familiar. Someone they feel like they know from somewhere, but they're not sure where...

Tumblr?

Here's my character designs for them btw :3

Okay that's all for today I will be posting more tho hopefully (if u guys like it) <3

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ok but Pinterest is totally the wedding planner right?

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it has come to my attention we are shipping sites

I have made headcanons:

Tumblr

- Any/all/they/them

- Genderfluid + Bisexual

- Married to Ao3

- Exes with X (haha)

Archive of Our Own (Ao3)

- any/all/they/she

- Genderfluid + Pansexual

- married to Tumblr

Wattpad

- He/him

- Gay

- Crush on webtoon

- Child of ao3 and tumblr (optional hc)

Webtoon

- He/they

- Bisexual

- Crush on wattpad

Pinterest

- She/her

- Bisexual

- qpr with Spotify

Spodify

- They/them

- Nonbinary + aromantic

- qpr with Pinterest

TikTok

- They/them/he/she

- Genderfluid + queer

- Enemies to lovers with YouTube

YouTube

- He/Him

- Bisexual

- Enemies to lovers with TikTok

- Exes with Newgrounds

Newgrounds

- He/Him

- Gay

- Exes with YouTube

X (Twitter)

- she/her

- Trans + lesbian

- Exes with Tumblr

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Congrats to whatever they have going on

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Tumblr and AO3:

Me and the bad bitch I pulled by being autistic only we're both autistic.